THIS EXPLAINS A LOT OF THINGS

But we can't remember what they are.

(Thanks to everyone)

Comments

[AFKAT]

first?

[Hammond Rye]

That's because women do not have men asking them, "What are you thinking about?"

[Siouxie]

I thought that was obvious...

what?

[Esther]

Temporary, eh?

[Clean Hands]

*snork* @ Hammie... too, too true.

"I'm thinking about how loudly you're snoring!"

[Siouxie]

HEY! SOME women...

pfffft!

[Schadeboy]

""Historically, we have never been meant to sleep in the same bed as each other. It is a bizarre thing to do."

Bizarre? That explains why we have over 6.5 billion people on this earth.

[DeskDiva]

Dr Neil Stanley, a sleep expert at the University of Surrey, said: "Historically, we have never been meant to sleep in the same bed as each other."

Hmmm.... His basis for this is...? And "never" is a pretty damned big word for a scientist....

[The blog reader formerly known as Matt]

Historically? But Fred and Wilma were the first couple shown in bed together.

"Sorry honey. I have a big presentation at work tomorrow. You need to sleep on the couch since you in the bed makes me stupid."

[Clean Hands]

Siouxie, what in the Sam Hill did you eat yesterday, beans and garlic???

*opening the blog windows*

[Annie Where-but-here]

Excuses, excuses...get thee to the couch.

[Federal Duck]

""Sharing the bed space with someone who is making noises and who you have to fight with for the duvet is not sensible."

Tell that to all the folks to "fight with their own duvet" every night, if you get my drift. Or even if you don't. Just tell it to them anyway.

[Beppie]

Well, if it were years ago in the olden days, when there was no central heat, it would have been a very sensible thing to do.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Wait a second.....you guys SLEEP with each other?

[marfie]

Sleep that knits up the ravelled sleave of care,
The death of each day's life, sore labour's bath,
Balm of hurt minds, great Nature's second course,
Chief nourisher in life's feast...unless thou art a man and sharest a bed.
Than shall thee wakest with rocks in thy head.

[Annie Where-but-here]

marfie's sleeping with a guy named 'art.'

[marfie]

...and apparently gettng a better rest than he is, I might add.

[elvisonvelvet]

apparently, seinfeld was right!

[PirateBoy]

Mrs. PirateBoy has been saying that I've been disturbed for years!

[dude w/ cause]

People we need to get the tv show Cheap Seats uncanceled. That is my cause ie dude w/ cause

[Bob]

So if women wore a space suit with fart gas in it, would they still gain the benefits?

[Kristina L.]

Dr Neil Stanley, a sleep expert at the University of Surrey, said: "Historically, we have never been meant to sleep in the same bed as each other."

So because it's good for women and bad for men, he thinks it's a bad idea? Hmmm.

[Mikey123]

HEY! This is better than, "Sorry not tonight I have a headache!"

"Sorry, ot tonighht, you will get stupid."

[Layzeeboy]

I fully believe this. How many times have I woken up next to a woman and said to myself, "Man, that was stupid."

[Siouxie]

Many a coyote ugly moment, Layzee???

[Dr. Doug]

So the Dick Van Dyke show was right in having two twin beds!

[Bob]

I really think Dr. Doug is on to something. Dick Van Dyke show was early / mid 60s ? Buying anything but an American car was a rarity. Can't think of much where we are the world leader, Test scores get worse, and worse. What are current Japanese sleeping arrangements?

[Layzeeboy]

Bob, most Japanese couples I know sleep together in a western style bed, but some traditionalists sleep on separate futons on the floor. I lived there for a while doing graduate research. I did not, however, correlate the sleeping arrangement/stupidity factor.