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Where the men are men, and the monkeys are nervous.
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March 28, 2007
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Was the monkey underage?
Posted by: I pooted | March 28, 2007 at 11:22 AM
So Mr. Crawford wasn't convicted for abuse for spanking his monkey?
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 28, 2007 at 11:26 AM
So Mr. Crawford wasn't convicted for abuse for spanking his monkey?
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 28, 2007 at 11:27 AM
What a natural selection for a monkey's name. I love it.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 28, 2007 at 11:32 AM
Did the monkey show up pregnant? Point to places on a doll?
If the monkey doesn't wish to press charges, what then?
Posted by: jon | March 28, 2007 at 11:34 AM
Easily solved - play the tape for the monkey and observe his actions ... and maybe video them... you know ... for evidence ... or ... internet distribution rights ... or whatever. Just have a camera ready ...
*leaves*
Posted by: kibby F5™ | March 28, 2007 at 11:39 AM
"'I'm coming home, I'm coming to get you. Daddy's coming, he's coming to get you,' " Mr. Crawford said."
The deciding factor would be if there were cheesy music playing in the background boom chicka bow bow.
Posted by: crossgirl | March 28, 2007 at 11:48 AM
"Oooooh, you wicked, wicked monkey."
*apologies to Robin Williams as Mrs. Doubtfire*
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 28, 2007 at 11:57 AM
For those who need more quality monkey time... .
Posted by: jon | March 28, 2007 at 12:14 PM
Monkey Love....
Posted by: Siouxie | March 28, 2007 at 12:19 PM
Snork @ Meanie's "natural selection"
Posted by: nannie | March 28, 2007 at 12:20 PM
*SNORK* @ jon's pointing...
Posted by: Clean Hands | March 28, 2007 at 12:53 PM
Now, who in the world could misconstrue something so innocent?
Posted by: Barøn vønKlyff | March 28, 2007 at 01:02 PM
Snork @ Jon's "quality monkey time"
Posted by: Barøn vønKlyff | March 28, 2007 at 01:05 PM
not I, Baron.
My mind is a pure as snow...that is white and pure and not anywhere near the dirty gutter. really.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 28, 2007 at 01:07 PM
The sordid love lives of people in Texas WBAGNFASOAPOPERA.
Posted by: Beppie | March 28, 2007 at 01:34 PM
I found video of the event. I wouldn't click the link if you are at work, or don't was to hear off-color language.
Posted by: Lame Linker | March 28, 2007 at 08:03 PM