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March 21, 2007
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YAY, Siouxie! And EWWWW!
Posted by: Just Ducky | March 21, 2007 at 04:37 PM
Spelling lesson for the day: There is no "p" in coffee.
Posted by: Just Ducky | March 21, 2007 at 04:39 PM
Yay, Siouxie!
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 21, 2007 at 04:44 PM
The coffee in my teacher workroom? Ya couldn't tell the difference.
Whoever makes the first pot of the day has the entire freshmen class walk through the coffee grounds before they are used.
Posted by: Mikey | March 21, 2007 at 04:44 PM
Ah, he was just minding his peeeees and q's.
Posted by: ShadowKatmandu | March 21, 2007 at 04:48 PM
Just - There is now.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | March 21, 2007 at 04:49 PM
Come on, we all know it wouldn't taste any different.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | March 21, 2007 at 04:58 PM
EG - on this one, we'll defer to you as the voice of experience.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 21, 2007 at 04:59 PM
YAY me and *snork* @ Ducky!
has anyone tasted school coffee?? I'm thinking it was an improvement.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 21, 2007 at 05:00 PM
On the other hand, if the Urea decomposed into Ammonia and Carbon Dioxide, it might kill you.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | March 21, 2007 at 05:01 PM
mr blog person himself once said about luwak coffee (the civet poop coffee) that it tasted like "someone had rinsed a dead cat in it." i'm wondering now which one i would choose if i had to choose one. i am easily amused.
Posted by: mudstuffin | March 21, 2007 at 05:04 PM
You know, in some countries, this is considered a delicacy.
Posted by: Schadeboy | March 21, 2007 at 05:08 PM
I'm getting a 'Tesladownunder' for my coffee pot. (see next thread for details)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 21, 2007 at 05:10 PM
And yes, 'Tesladownunder' WBAGNFA....never mind.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 21, 2007 at 06:20 PM
Come on. We ALL THOUGHT ABOUT IT in grade school and in high school. We just didn't have the balls to do it!
Posted by: Moon | March 21, 2007 at 06:45 PM
in college....yes.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 21, 2007 at 07:14 PM
See, Siouxie, this time you win. I sent it in days ago too.
And my wife was a teacher for over 30 years so this is no surprise.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 21, 2007 at 07:24 PM
Jeff, yes...and only because I was able to
breach security at the Heraldconvince judi that I wasn't a stalker. I know NOTHING about the bomb threat at 2:45.Posted by: Siouxie | March 21, 2007 at 10:20 PM
>it tasted like "someone had rinsed a dead cat in it".
Mud, had this guy really tried coffee made like that?
Posted by: Ross | March 22, 2007 at 04:07 AM