PANDA PORN UPDATE
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March 28, 2007
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Posted by: BJ | March 28, 2007 at 05:13 PM
maybe they just don't have "chemistry"
Posted by: mm | March 28, 2007 at 05:16 PM
"By WATCHARAPORN TAITHONGCHAI, Associated Press Writer "
hehee
Posted by: Gadfly | March 28, 2007 at 05:18 PM
I can't believe they are exploiting female panda's like that. What would their mother's think?!
Posted by: Beppie | March 28, 2007 at 05:22 PM
*Notes with tone dripping in sarcasm*
Boy, just what a woman wants in a partner - a guy who learned everything he knows from watching p0rn!
Posted by: marfie | March 28, 2007 at 05:24 PM
Yeah, I'll say, marfie! Dang, how many times a week would he be ordering pizza??
Posted by: Beppie | March 28, 2007 at 05:27 PM
Gad!! you took the words right outta my fingers!
WATCHARAPORN TAITHONGCHAI
That HAS to be a joke, right???
Posted by: Siouxie | March 28, 2007 at 05:29 PM
So marfie and Beppie! Had some bad experiences have you?!
Posted by: ArcticAl | March 28, 2007 at 05:32 PM
**SNORK**
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 28, 2007 at 05:33 PM
oops - snork was for marfie's men comment. :D
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 28, 2007 at 05:34 PM
Hey, Al - are you saying you're better than porn?!
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 28, 2007 at 05:37 PM
Maybe...just maybe Chuang Chuang is gay (nttawwt) unless you're Lin Hui, that is.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 28, 2007 at 05:46 PM
Here's hoping they kept the goats far away from the panda p0rn.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | March 28, 2007 at 05:48 PM
Just saying that it sounds that marfie and Beppie need to widen their circle of acquaintances (IYKWIM)if all the men they know learned everything they know from a panda porno movie.
Posted by: ArcticAl | March 28, 2007 at 05:48 PM
"Chuang Chuang does Chinatown"
Posted by: Siouxie | March 28, 2007 at 05:50 PM
Aha, Al. True.
Posted by: Deskdiva | March 28, 2007 at 06:36 PM
Maybe if they put them up in a hotel with a waterbed . . .
Posted by: PM | March 28, 2007 at 06:49 PM
The panda might learn something...if the zoo workers would quit blocking his view of the tv.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 28, 2007 at 06:50 PM
Setting: Dusk in a remote bamboo forest
Ling Ling: (in a stilted high school level acting voice) Oh, I am such a naughty panda, I have spilled my drink all over my fur, whatever shall I do?
Ping Ping: Hold still, let me lick it off you.
Ling Ling: Oh Ping Ping, stop. I'm expecting the Hot Bamboo delivery boy at time.
Chiang Chiang: Hello ladies, did one of you order some steamed bamboo, heavy on the leaves?
Ling Ling: (Said as if reading it at the same time)That doesn't seem like enough for both of us, do you have anything else that might satisfy our insatiable appetites.
Posted by: Prairie Dog | March 28, 2007 at 06:52 PM
Ok from here on out, I will preview my posts first, DOH!
Posted by: Prairie Dog | March 28, 2007 at 06:57 PM
So, is this 'Ping P0rn'?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 28, 2007 at 07:18 PM
No, no Al - you missed the sarcastic tone of my post. I teach my men everything that they need to know. ;-)
Posted by: marfie | March 28, 2007 at 07:42 PM
typical guy, marfie - he didn't understand you.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 28, 2007 at 07:46 PM
uh-oh...this thread had the no-no word 'p0rn' in the header...am I in trouble?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 28, 2007 at 07:56 PM
Yes, Annie, Trouble with a capital T, but I believe that you are the blog girl who doesn't mind being corrected, right?!
back on topic: Is there no such thing as artificial insemination for pandas? Farmers rely on this technique way more than letting nature take its course.
Posted by: Jessica R. | March 28, 2007 at 09:42 PM
I think that's a great question and I know nothing about raising animals, but I have a law degree so I'll pretend I know what I'm talking about. I do know from an old roommate who worked at a turkey farm that one has to collect the, er, stuff, and in fact help the turkey achieve its mission, or emission if you prefer. Still with me? So how the heck are you going to collect from a panda? They're very big, vicious animals? Now for the big finish -- and res ipsa loquitar.
Posted by: PM | March 28, 2007 at 09:56 PM
maybe they just don't have "chemistry"
I can help! Oh THAT kind of chemistry. Never mind.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | March 28, 2007 at 10:42 PM
Tai Shan, the young panda at the National Zoo, was created through artificial insemination.
http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/GiantPandas/default.cfm?
Female pandas only have a day or 2 per *year* in which they can make a baby. Apparently, a lot of the male pandas are pretty clueless when it comes to mating.
Posted by: Kristina L. | March 28, 2007 at 11:05 PM
Kristina: A lot of males, period. Not just pandas. ;-)
Posted by: Just Ducky | March 28, 2007 at 11:25 PM
This delightful story ran in my local newspaper (The Dominion in NZ) with the clever little headline:
PANDAMOANIUM
Posted by: Ross | March 29, 2007 at 03:33 AM
The two pandas have been kept separate since late last year as part of efforts to spark some romance between them.
Anyone else see a logical difficulty with this approach?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 29, 2007 at 06:02 AM
My only question is how they got the pandas in the porn to act like copier repairmen/pizza delivery guys/door-to-door salesmen.
Oh, and were the female pandas in the porn wearing fishnets stockings, garter belts and leather bustiers?
Now, that would be
hotdisturbing!Posted by: Barøn vønKlyff | March 29, 2007 at 07:50 AM
Baron, it's just a little early for such disturbing mental visuals. just finished my first cup of coffee. do NOT want to think about pandas in bustiers. hell, even after a pot of coffee, i don't want to think about it.
Posted by: wickedwitch | March 29, 2007 at 08:00 AM
If it is so difficult to get pandas to breed, what did they have to do to get them in the mood to make a porno? Just askin'.
Posted by: Barøn vønKlyff | March 29, 2007 at 09:50 AM
I LOVE PANDAS
Posted by: panda lovers hard | March 31, 2008 at 03:52 PM
I LOVE PANDAS
Posted by: panda lovers hard | March 31, 2008 at 03:52 PM