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March 23, 2007


(Thanks to Ken)


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Oh, now THAT guy isn't gonna have sex for...ever.

busy day so far today.... I like it

atleast his partner wont see the back of his head....hopefully

He inked a full English breakfast across the top of volunteer Dayne Gilbey's head in February.

The tattoo's just like the real thing. You can't eat either one.

"It took just over two hours. I've got a bit of a headache, but otherwise I'm OK."

"And there was the guy who tried to bite my head..."

brain food?

"It's really colourful, and I'm very proud of it."

I'm sure his family is very proud too.

looks greasy...

hey pizza head!

Definitely a thick crust.

his pizza is head and shoulders above the rest

Even when the hair grows back (assuming it WILL....ick. And then when he's old and goes bald again....? Oy. What'll he tell the grandkids? Oh, that's right. He's never going to have sex again, so there won't be any.


Chaz, Nah, just shoulders.

maybe he'll get a salt-and-pepperoni beard to go with...

oh and if he has dandruff...its a flakey crust

But why ham and pineapple? I would have gone with something more traditional, like pepperoni, mushroom, onion and green pepper. Maybe a little black olive and suasage for good measure.

Although I do enjoy Papa John's spinach alfredo with mushrooms and anchovies.

Oh, and California Pizza Kitchen has one called the Milan . . . a combination of grilled Italian sausage and sweet Italian sausage with sautéed wild mushrooms, caramelized onions, Fontina, Mozzarella and Parmesan cheeses. Yummy.

So much for dating anyone who's lactose-intolerant.... or Jewish.... or who has any class at all.

Good thing he wasn't advertising a hot dog & tater tot restaurant!

There was no future in being a butcher because we sold everything the supermarkets did," he said.

"However, they don't do takeaway pizzas so we decided to convert the store and we're not in competition anymore."

Ham and Pineapple Pizza: The last thing Wal-Mart doesn't sell.

The other Idiot with the Breakfast tattoo.

Of course he would HAVE to be a two bit loser who lives with his mom. (Well maybe not anymore.)

Mr Helsby, 45, of Penmaenmawr...

Okay, I know that we have a blog policy of not picking on people's names, but what about place names? Is it just me, or does this look like it might be Welsh for "Mean Pen!s War?"

Matches the inside, no doubt.

when the tatooing guy inks your head like a pie
that's just sorry!
if you think girls will moan when they peek at your dome
that's just sorry!
cash machines ring, ting-a-ling-ling at your business venue
'til they soon realize, that what's on your head's
not on the menu!

if you're sure that it's smart, to become walking art
you'll be sorry!
on top of your cranium, it's not really brainy,..um
what's next? if you hurry , you can get some nice curry on your shoulders
and maybe some thai food on your chest will look good when it's colder!

people in England need a hobby...how about brushing their teeth

I thought it was "Penis Man Mower"

*Asnorke* @ insom!

*wonders how popular an eatery named "Crusties" would be, anyway*

*snork* @ insom & meanie....

Why is it ok to do dumb things for charity?

"Dude,I'm gonna wear a pink tutu today and walk around the block 80 times."

"Hey, that's like, weird, man."

"Dude, it's for charity, man."

"Oh, okay, then."

very good, insom! I had that song in my head too.

CH, I think it's Penis Man o'War ;-)

Wow, you guys are pretty harsh, guess i won't be showing you my tattoo anytime soon.

CH - that brings this to mind. Enjoy.

And a major *SNORK!*@ Dino Insom.

Good Gad, Gad. Get that erased as soon as possible. A I don't even wanna know where you put it.

whatever you do, don't google 'tattoo'. You'll see things you never ever want to see.

Also, do not look up "harlequin" in google images.

Never would have except you said that writer123.
just,..........WOW!!!, never saw that before. OMG

*pats Gad's shoulder* I know. It's OK. It scared me too.

WAITER! There's a hair in my pizza...

Ham and pineapple is not pizza. I don't what he tattooed on his head but it was not pizza.

Now this guy's a roving target for both zombies AND stoned college students.

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