INSCRUTABLE FLATULENCE GAME OF THE WEEK SO FAR
You click on the image of the two guys, then you use the backspace and left-arrow keys. What you use them for, this blog has no idea. But you probably should not play this in an office with the sound turned up, unless you have a gaseous co-worker nearby to blame the noises on.
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
stooopid firewall
*pouts*
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | March 01, 2007 at 12:47 PM
You use the space bar and left arrow keys.
You have to relieve your internal pressure before it gets to high. But you have to do it without the gentleman next to you noticing. Otherwise, you get a pretty ominous stare and Jaws-like music.
Posted by: Keilwerth LA | March 01, 2007 at 12:50 PM
this game stinks....yay!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 01, 2007 at 12:51 PM
Dang...it all looks chinese to me.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 01, 2007 at 12:51 PM
I keep farting way too early...and get the death stare.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 01, 2007 at 12:54 PM
I certainly don't need this. My boss has perfected the one cheek sneak sans sneak. I just threw up in my mouth a little. Did I ever tell you how disgusting my boss is?
Posted by: casey | March 01, 2007 at 12:54 PM
*pouting*
I linked to this a couple weeks ago. I blamed this game on mudstuffin.
*still pouting*
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | March 01, 2007 at 12:55 PM
releasing pressure
finesse the telltale odor
i'm inscrutable
clench, visualize stealth
release gently like a finch
hope for little "tweet"
meanwhile in real life
surely this would not happen
would be loud, clown-like
Posted by: mudstuffin | March 01, 2007 at 12:59 PM
YAY!! I got 1050A! points...whatever that means.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 01, 2007 at 01:00 PM
thanks. I'll never get those two minutes back....
Posted by: Chaz | March 01, 2007 at 01:00 PM
Unhappy Tammy
Made this fart joke long ago
Should go to sleep now
This is my hint that I should stick to gtting First!s, right?
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | March 01, 2007 at 01:02 PM
a thunderclap roars
nurse tammy looks startled, red
yet it was not me
be still my sphincter
hold tight the dirty secret
or blame nurse tammy
voluminous burst
rips through, gives voice to smell
musical offence
Posted by: mudstuffin | March 01, 2007 at 01:06 PM
green mist floods the blog
eyes watering, methane burns
no one light a match!
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | March 01, 2007 at 01:07 PM
"Be Still My Sphincter"
The Annotated Poetry of Mudstuffin
Available from Putnam, June, 2008
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 01, 2007 at 01:09 PM
*note to self: probably best not to check the Blog during lunch*
Posted by: CJrun | March 01, 2007 at 01:10 PM
silent and deadly
if you heard it, wasn't me
I blame mud's buttsnake
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | March 01, 2007 at 01:10 PM
*ahem*
Beans...beans, they're good for your heart..
what??
Posted by: Siouxie | March 01, 2007 at 01:14 PM
why is it that flatulence brings out the talent in this blog? bravo, NT and mudstuffin.
Posted by: wickedwitch | March 01, 2007 at 01:14 PM
could do this all day
-wisdom from an eye-dropper-
dispense the fart-ku
leaning on lamppost
straining to restrain the beast
sweat breaks on tense brow
inflated, billious
like sitting on a beach-ball
two inches taller
Posted by: mudstuffin | March 01, 2007 at 01:15 PM
*grins*
Maybe because fart jokes are always funny?
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | March 01, 2007 at 01:15 PM
always funny, yes
but never welcome is he
the voice from the south
answer the phone, please
trying to concentrate and
some ass keeps calling
expert at fart jokes
parent of three little muds
my excuse, or theirs?
Posted by: mudstuffin | March 01, 2007 at 01:23 PM
Ed:I'm sorry, Shaun.
Shaun:It's OK.
Ed:No, I'm *sorry*, Shaun.
Shaun:What?
[smells Ed's fart]
Shaun: Oh, God, that's rotten!
Ed: I'll stop doing them when you stop laughing!
Shaun: I'm not laughing!
Posted by: Chaz | March 01, 2007 at 01:33 PM
*sprays Glade™ & turns on fans*
*opens blog windows*
Posted by: Siouxie and the Beavers | March 01, 2007 at 02:08 PM
Check out what happens when you let the pressure build too much.
Posted by: JayBee | March 01, 2007 at 02:08 PM
I linked to this exact same game , here , on 2/21 0505. So there!
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | March 01, 2007 at 02:09 PM
I have too much time
Not nearly enough to do
I look up fart games
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | March 01, 2007 at 02:11 PM
we believe you, Tammy...
there there! have a gumball.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 01, 2007 at 02:12 PM
*grumble grumble*
*munches gumball*
I think I need another.
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | March 01, 2007 at 02:17 PM
*tosses a chocolate covered gumball now*
Want some cheese to go with that whine?? ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | March 01, 2007 at 02:18 PM
Nah, I'll just stick with the whine. :P
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | March 01, 2007 at 02:21 PM
Tammy, if it's any consolation, when it was posted, my first thought was "Hey, Tammy linked to that last week!"
Posted by: sthnbelle | March 01, 2007 at 02:35 PM
I remember, too, Tammy. I knew I'd seen it before. What IS it with the ChiNESE??
Posted by: SippiFoxHunter | March 01, 2007 at 02:36 PM
sfh: er... that was korean.
Posted by: mudstuffin | March 01, 2007 at 02:43 PM
Nurse Tammy, the link took so long to load last week that I gave up. Now I see what I missed out on.
*gives 3 huzzahs for Tammy*
Posted by: Jubal Harshaw | March 01, 2007 at 02:51 PM
1) Seeing how Mrs, Thunking is a flesh-and-blood Korean, I sent her the link and asked her about this game. She said it's stupid and childish. Perfect for the blog.
2) Press the space bar only when a car or lorry is passing.
3) We have issued an Amber Alert for #3.
4) I ran the score up to 20,000. Got bored and quit.
Posted by: random thunking | March 01, 2007 at 02:53 PM
For best effect, eat kimchee before playing.
*tosses pickled-turnip-with-chili-squid-flavored gumball to Tammy*
Posted by: JerseyGirl | March 01, 2007 at 02:56 PM
I scored 830, anyone beat that?
Posted by: Stan | March 01, 2007 at 03:42 PM
1640, but I don't think I'm proud of it.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | March 01, 2007 at 04:43 PM
Oh. Korean. Aren't they related?
Posted by: SippiFoxHunter | March 01, 2007 at 04:51 PM
*respectfully hums (The?) Arirang in honor of Mrs. Thunking*
Goody, goody. Now I can stay up all night playing this one. If you see a brown cloud over NW NJ, you'll know who to
blamethank.Posted by: JerseyGirl | March 01, 2007 at 06:42 PM
3370. OK, the left arrow lets you fart silently, but the bottom gauge tells how how much silent fart you can do. If you fart while the forklift goes by, you get silent fart recharge.
Posted by: Brad | March 01, 2007 at 11:47 PM
3) We have issued an Amber Alert for #3.
**SNORK** @ random thunking
*inhales the sweet smell of vindication*
*chokes on residual green mist*
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | March 01, 2007 at 11:48 PM
5090. OK guys, I have set the new bar!!
Posted by: Brad | March 01, 2007 at 11:49 PM
*guess I can't claim I didn't inhale*
*coffcoffcoff*
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | March 01, 2007 at 11:54 PM
*hands SCUBA gear to Nurse Tammy*
A gas mask just wouldn't cut it, NT.
*frowns*
Excuse me, your neoprene is melting...
Posted by: JerseyGirl | March 02, 2007 at 12:48 AM
*gasp*
Someone ate eggrolls *said accusingly*
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | March 02, 2007 at 07:43 AM
I goofed and got the stare of death at 47,000+...
+only cars in the near lane count
+either the forklift or the big flatbed give you enough time to recharge the silent-fart meter.
+even fast cars give you enough time for 170-200 pts
+if you stop when the car passes that lamppost to the right, the salariman doesn't hear you.
I can only surmise player is downwind.
*Lots* of wind.
Anybody recall the farting aliens in Dr Who?
Posted by: mama_bel | March 02, 2007 at 04:19 PM
61660A
gonna stop there
Posted by: mama_bel | March 02, 2007 at 05:01 PM
good 'ol Korean fun
Posted by: Macy | March 25, 2007 at 04:32 PM