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March 31, 2007
THE SQUIRREL WAR ON HUMANITY
Now they're after our houses.
RENTAL-CAR SNAKE UPDATE
HELLO, TECH SUPPORT?
(Thanks to beaniehampton)
"IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?" PART II
In Miami, nobody would have noticed this motorist.
Key Phrase: "A Plentywood woman"
(Thanks to Allan Stricker)
March 30, 2007
NOW THAT'S SOME FINE FIELD COORDINATING
(Thanks to fivver)
ATTENTION, OUTDOORSPERSONS LOOKING TO GROSS OTHER OUTDOORSPERSONS OUT
(Thanks to ShyJan)
BANDWAGON UPDATE
(Thanks to Drew Harchick)
AND THE OFFICIAL STATE VERB COULD BE "PUKE"
(Also thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
"IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?"
(Thanks to Dogg Fish)
THIS JUST IN FROM DICKEY COUNTY
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
TALK ABOUT YOUR BANDWAGONS
We bet his is not nearly as well-equipped.
(Thanks to Brian Heffernan)
MOTHER OF THE YEAR SO FAR
(Thanks to Bruce Webster)
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
(Thanks to Annie Where-but-here)
WHY WE LOVE THE INTERNET
FORGET THE SISTINE CHAPEL
The Westoe Netty is going on display.
PHOTO UPDATE, thanks to Layzeeboy
THE '08 BANDWAGON IS ROLLING
Here's Field Coordinator Ted Habte-Gabr, at the wheel.
YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY DO WITH IT AFTER THEY PICK IT
(Thanks to Andrew Hoenig)
THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS
(Thanks to Ken Morgan)
March 29, 2007
WHY WE LOVE CHLOE
Via Geek, thanks to Steve "The Amazing Steve" Pietrowicz)
FAMOUS LAST MATERNAL WORDS
"By then, my contractions were 10 minutes apart. So I'm like, 'OK, we have time.'"
(Thanks to Paul Sheridan)
WHO WANTS TO BUY THIS SLIGHTLY USED DIAMOND RING?
(Thanks to David Keener)
HEADLINE OF THE WEEK SO FAR
(Thanks to Gordon)
CREEPING FASCISM UPDATE
Soon we will have no rights left.
(Thanks to Siouxie)
PROBABLE BACHELOR OF THE DAY SO FAR
(Thanks to Ken)
WHY WE NEED GUYS
(Thanks to Ted Habte-Gabr)
MAKE THIS YEAR'S ST. GEORGE'S DAY A VERY SPECIAL ONE
(Thanks to DavCat14)
TRAVEL TIP OF THE WEEK SO FAR
(Thanks to fivver)
ATTENTION, MEN (INCLUDING THE BLOG)
Don't bother clicking this link.
(Thanks to DavCat)
COMING SOON
The Licking County Goat Queen Contest
Key Quote: She also should be willing to spend time at the Hartford Fair during fair week in the goat barn.
JAPAN UPDATE
Crime is out of control.
ATTENTION, MEN
Do NOT click here.
ATTENTION, BUDGET RENTAL CAR CUSTOMERS
March 28, 2007
GOOD BOY
(Thanks to Eric Hussar and Roy from Massachusetts, or however you spell it)
PANDA PORN UPDATE
(Thanks to everyone)
TODAY'S LITERARY ENTRY
(Thanks to DavCat)
NEIGHBOR OF THE WEEK SO FAR
(Thanks to Esther, who says, "I am also from Apex “the Peak of Good Living” here in NC. I have noticed the dilapidated state of this house many times, but never in my wildest dreams could I imagine that he had 80 sheep living with him – eighty!!!…not in the yard, mind you, but in the downstairs of the house!!!")
THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING
AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY CRIME IS OUT OF CONTROL
(Thanks to trained professional journalist Peter Chianca)
JAPANESE GAME SHOW OF THE WEEK SO FAR
How we ever defeated these people in a war, this blog will never know.
(Thanks to Peter M)
WHY IS THIS NIGHT DIFFERENT FROM ALL OTHER NIGHTS, DUDE?
(Also thanks to Siouxie)
TEXAS
Where the men are men, and the monkeys are nervous.
(Thanks to Unclean)
SOCCER FANS
They are serious.
(Thanks to Siouxie)
THE BLOG IN THE NEWS
Read down about halfway.
(Thanks to Layzeeboy, who requests, "Please don't post any of Dave's underwear ads.")
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
The South Africa Tissue Manufacturer Association takes a stand.
THAT HAS TO HURT
March 27, 2007
OREGON
The Plenty of Spare Time State
(Thanks to DavCat14)
THIS EXPLAINS A LOT OF THINGS
But we can't remember what they are.
(Thanks to everyone)