GIVE THIS PERSON A PULITZER PRIZE NOW

(Thanks to DavCat14)

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[JerseyGirl]

1st

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

one editor's response was: "This is a great idea -- can we add North Korea?"
DPC's response is: "Can we add Twatney?"

[Addicted to 24]

Did anyone see the opening of SNL last week. It had Wolf Blitzer giving a report on the war but the opening crawl said...
A judge in the Anna Nicole case gave permission for the body to be buried next to her son. He then broke down in tears. Britney has checked back in rehab after shaving her head. This just in Anna Nicole will have a marble head stone. Iraq still at war. Experts on Britney....

I thought it was so sad, yet funny, yet amazingly true.

[baligurl]

I second DPChris's motion.

[random thunking]

I've heard that interviewing Paris often results in a Pull-it Surprise.

[KOW]

Why stop at the Pulitzer? Is it too late for a Nobel Prize nomination?

[Siouxie]

LOL random!

I say he run as Dave's VP, Yes of the United States!

[Chaz]

snork @ Siouxie

I say we send her into space....wait, wasnt that suggested before? she can be the earths ambassodor to mars

[Edgar Greenberg]

Why stop at the Pulitzer? Is it too late for a Nobel Prize nomination?

Now now, KOW the Nobel Peace Prize is only for something really monumental, like giving up Britney Coverage.

[Nurse Tammy]

The citizens of Mars object strenuously to that idea!

[Nurse Tammy]

And the problem was that BRITNEY gave up coverage, remember?

[Clean Hands]

Washington added that one editor's response was: "This is a great idea -- can we add North Korea?"

So, in the mind of this editor, coverage of an underfed, irresponsible woman known mainly for being wealthy is equivalent to coverage of a nuclear-armed nation run by a raving lunatic whose people are eating grass and bark to get something in their stomachs (while he snacks on caviar and other delicacies)?

Naw, no bias in the media, none at all. Gimme a @#&%^! gumball.

[Siouxie]

LOL Tammy!

*passes out eye bleach for all those who just barfed up a bit in their mouths remembering THAT dangly visual*

[Nurse Tammy]

*grins evilly while passing out the brain bleach*

[Valentine Michael Smith]

No, Sir, not to Mars.

[Annie Where-but-here]

I'm with Nurse Tammy - Paris needs more coverage - as in - a bag over her face.
btw - her $200k mercedes got impounded - she was driving in LA with her lights off...with a suspended license.
In other words, hopefully you didn't see that on the news.

[Suzy Q]

Paris Hilton for North Korea. Seems a fair trade to me.

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

I'm with Nurse Tammy - Paris needs more coverage - as in - a bag over her face.

Preferably plastic.

[Mikey123]

They should be able to report on her and her crowd, BUT only under a column called "Skanky Ho News."

[wickedwitch]

VMS - trust me, she wouldn't share water.

[crossgirl]

so paris no longer being news is news. bizarre.

[Eleanor]

Annie, the article I read said it was a Bentley!!! How many people at the impound lot took it for a spin, do you suppose?

[Rick T.]

I nominate this person as Time Magazine's Person of the Year.

[Hammond Rye]

WW, it would be a justifiable reason to "waste food."

[Annie Where-but-here]

El -ooops, guess I wasn't paying attention. That's the first step in ignoring her.
But I was looking forward to watching her grow old, pathetic, and desperate.

[Mr. Completely]

I just gotta pop in here to say that I love all (okay, both of) the Stranger in a Strange Land references... I'd forgotten how much I loved that book.

[Siouxie]

Well now you've said what you had to, Mr. C! run along!

There's chicken choking tossing and a flatulence game on the next threads...

[Heinrich the Lab Rat]

Is there a Veteran's Committee that His Blogness can influence to make sure his wish comes true?

Oh, wait. The Veteran's Committee won't do anything. Nevermind.

[slyeyes]

A lot of people in the newsroom were saying this was tampering with the news."

There are a lot of people in the newsroom who would even consider Paris' activities to *be* news?!?!

[WriterDude]

WW, Ham and Mr. C.: it is my honor to give you news of a celebration I think you'll find interesting.

Never thirst. ;-)

[WriterDude]

(Oops -- CH should be in that list, too, as I already knew he's also one of Heinlein's Children.)

[Hammond Rye]

I already have plans to be there, WD.

[WriterDude]

Excellent, Ham. I hope we get a chance to share water, or at least a single malt or something. (Can you believe Buzz Aldrin is gonna be there?)

[Hammond Rye]

Looking forward to seeing Aldrin. I've met Collins and have been at a speech given by Armstrong. The single-malt idea sounds like an aquafraternally good idea.

[DeskDiva]

I'm with Nurse Tammy - Paris needs more coverage - as in - a bag over her face.

Preferably plastic.

DPC - Do you suppose we could get her a guest shot on 24 as Jack's little sister?

[Siouxie *always ready for a party*]

Hmm boys?? what's this I hear about a party for the guy who invented the Heinlin maneuver???

Can *I* go too????

[WriterDude]

Must remember to swap mobile numbers before we head to KC then, Ham. Only five months away.

Siouxie -- but of course, and bring the Banshees too. However, might be good to sort out your Heins from your Heims beforehand. ;-)

Off to The Airport Job (again), folks. Have fun!

[writer132]

Well, I guess this makes "We'll always have Paris" comepletely devoid of meaning.

[Lazarus Long]

*snork at Stranger in a Strange Land*

[TheOtherHammy]

She is only an egg.

[JerseyGirl]

If Editor Jesse Washington doesn't qualify for a Pulitzer, perhaps this blog could recycle one of the K-State chickens into a Pullet Surprise.

[Brianne]

Brilliant! I don't have a Pulitzer (or for that case a Nobel Prize - great idea, Edgar) on me but give that man a pat on the back!

[Betsy]

"barring any major events"

Oh right! Build in a loophole:

"Paris Hilton 'stunned' by ratification of Kyoto Protocol"

[just sayin']

this just in:

oh nooooooooooo!

[Cat R.]

"just sayin" ~

yep, the ban lasted about as long as Paris's oath of celibacy, right? Remember that blip on the radar?

Why is my brain even holding this stuff... you know, my husband said tonight, watching the news, "they're going to bury Anna Nicole.." and we both looked at each other and said, "Why do we even know this?!?!?!?"

[Monsoon]

46th

[Mr. Completely]

WD - Doubt that I can make the Heinlein shindig, but ya never know. Waiting is.

*offering glass of water*

[Kristina L.]

Ya know, Paris seems to look a lot older than she's supposed to be. Maybe all that partying ages people quickly?

But if it did, how come Charlie Sheen looks soooo good?!!

[JerseyGirl]

Ummm, Kristina, ethanol can act as a preservative. (As well as an accelerant!)

[Jubal Harshaw]

Mr. C: Make mine neat, please.

Bottoms up!

[Meanie the Blue]

I say we send her into space....wait, wasnt that suggested before?
Posted by: Chaz | 11:48 AM on March 1, 2007

You mean send her back, right?

[pete]

This is a good start! Now if we can just get away frim the all Anna Nicole all the time coverage we would really have something.