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This wouldn't have happened if he'd just had that circumcision ...
Posted by: I pooted | March 29, 2007 at 08:47 AM
I'll bet that company spokesperson is of the female persuasion.
Posted by: lakedog | March 29, 2007 at 08:51 AM
Not that, the OTHER wood!!!
O.M.G!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 29, 2007 at 08:53 AM
Ok
Posted by: Hammond Rye | March 29, 2007 at 09:00 AM
uncontrollable bleeding AND embarrassment all rolled into one
Hey guys, dare me to....
Posted by: Chaz | March 29, 2007 at 09:00 AM
You warned me not to click, but did I listen?
Of course not.
And Dave, please don't post any more articles than mention "penis" and "uncontrollable bleeding" (WBAGNFARB?) in the same paragraph.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 29, 2007 at 09:12 AM
An image no guy needs imprinted on his brain:
"He got caught in the log moving mechanism on one of the saws,"
Mommy, help me.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 29, 2007 at 09:14 AM
"A company spokesman said the man's injuries were not serious."
Tell HIM that!
Posted by: billinbossier | March 29, 2007 at 09:18 AM
Bet he doesn't have the b@lls to do that again.
Posted by: fivver | March 29, 2007 at 09:22 AM
Pants guys. All you've gotta do is wear pants.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | March 29, 2007 at 09:34 AM
Log moving equipment? Who was this guy? Tommy Lee?
Posted by: From another world | March 29, 2007 at 09:41 AM
I TRIED just hovering over the link, but it didn't work.
DRAT!
Posted by: Moon | March 29, 2007 at 09:41 AM
I TRIED just hovering over the link, but it didn't work.
DRAT!
DNTST*
*I just invented this - it's "Didn't Need To See That"
Posted by: Moon | March 29, 2007 at 09:42 AM
Damn knot-hole lookwd big enough...
Posted by: jec666 | March 29, 2007 at 09:43 AM
Do not read this comment.
Posted by: Bryan Appleyard | March 29, 2007 at 09:44 AM
Shouldn't have been doin' the bump n grind on the log moving mechanism
Posted by: Trillian | March 29, 2007 at 09:45 AM
Insert we, remove w.
Posted by: jec666 | March 29, 2007 at 09:45 AM
Insert e, remove w.
Posted by: jec666 | March 29, 2007 at 09:47 AM
just a little off the top please.
Posted by: crossgirl | March 29, 2007 at 09:54 AM
Why was his penis out to begin with huh?? Safety first guys!!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 29, 2007 at 09:57 AM
And don't forget to tip your operator.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 29, 2007 at 09:58 AM
CG - writer PJ O'Rourke has come up with the Law of Economic Circumcision, 10% can be taken off the top of ANYTHING.
Posted by: fivver | March 29, 2007 at 09:59 AM
Penises or Peni or Pene...must be in the news. I read a story last night about this Chinese woman that cut off her cheating husband's penis and threw it out the window. They couldn't re-attach since the dog ate it.
Not very original, IMO.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 29, 2007 at 10:19 AM
Do not click this link? Of course we'll click it. That's just... just dayum!
[reconsiders shaving]
Posted by: CJrun | March 29, 2007 at 10:22 AM
"I got fired for sticking my d!ck in the wood cutter."
"What happened to the wood cutter?"
"She got fired too."
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 29, 2007 at 10:22 AM
Hey CJ???
I've been meaning to tell ya - I finished reading "Tourist Season" and loved it!! thanks!!
I am now halfway through "Nature Girl" - great book too!
Posted by: Siouxie | March 29, 2007 at 10:25 AM
I listened to Dave. What's the article about? Why all the panic?
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | March 29, 2007 at 10:26 AM
Sorry...
Back to penis wood carving...or carving penis wood.
Posted by: Siouxie | March 29, 2007 at 10:28 AM
Goodbye, Mr. Chips.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 29, 2007 at 10:32 AM
not serious??????
Posted by: Dan | March 29, 2007 at 10:37 AM
LOL Meanie!
A chip off the old
cockblock.Posted by: Siouxie | March 29, 2007 at 10:40 AM
There was probably some kind of guy dare involved...ie "Ian, I'll bet I can put my willy closer to the saw teeth than you can..."
Posted by: philintexas | March 29, 2007 at 10:42 AM
and perhaps some alcohol was involved too?
Posted by: Siouxie | March 29, 2007 at 11:02 AM
I, not being a guy of the male gender, do not even have the part in question and I'm cringing.
Yikes!
Posted by: Susan | March 29, 2007 at 04:05 PM
This is why nude sawmill work will never be popular. I almost said "never catch on."
Posted by: Scott Haley | March 30, 2007 at 03:13 PM