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February 21, 2007

YES, IT'S A JOKE

But we're getting there.

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I just TUALIMM. *queasy*

I believe it! I anticipate a few more baby-daddys(ies) before this is all over.

Oh Dave, A double whammy first thing in the morning????

Besides, everybody knows my neutered cat is the baby daddy.

He used to have the morals of a tomcat...

*waits for 20/20 to dig through this one*

20/20's still on, isn't it?

A true Hollywood story that evolves in Florida.

A true Hollywood story that devolves in Florida.

In that photo Brit has boyish features, so some might think that maybe she's not a girl, you know, a RuPaul kinda thing. But I've seen photos where if she really is a boy, she's missing some dangly bits. Or they're really, really small. So nope, I'm not buying this story.

when you're rich, anything is possible.

"Anna Nicole" anagrams to "I clone Anna." That's how this was done.

You know, now that you mention it, I see the resemblance; the stupidity, the arrogance, the sluttiness, the vulgarity, the money grabbing, no morals, uhmmmm, oh, the Baby's father not Anna Nicole's Father ... crawls to get a cup of 'wake-me-up' (though this did pretty good job of it).

Seriously, this whole case is starting to remind me of that daffy old South Park episode, to the point where I expect to hear a nasal-sounding narrator break into Fox News's coverage to intone: "WHO is the father of Anna Nicole's baby? Is it - her attorney? - Her dead elderly husband? - The 1991 Denver Broncos?"

NT - I TUALIMM also. every time I hear about any of these poor kids (Twit's or AN's) I get so sad - who is raising them? How F-ed up can they possibly be already? not to mention by the time they're teenagers?????

Britney Spears anagrams to
Rinse ye trap B.S.

Britney Spears = Rinse ye trap BS

Yes, rinse. With bleach. Please.

You can find the complete tournament baby bracket here.

Repeat!

To quote Criswell in Plan 9 From Outer Space: "Can you prove it isn't true?"

Not funny alert...she's reportedly entered rehab. That is, Britney's in rehab and Anna is still dead. The article on CNN has a sober comment from Craig Ferguson about attacking the 'vulnerable.' I like his style.

I saw that, Olo and that was pretty cool of him to say.

In other news:

Fidel Castro is not yet dead.

James Brown has not been buried yet. (They, whoever they are, have finally agreed on a secret resting place.)

Back to your regularly scheduled blogging.

On the bright side, Britney's whackrobatics make K-Fed look like a stand-up guy.

Dave: Running mate?

CNN article is not sure what substance Twit wants to give up.
Her hair? K-fed? Her career? Her underwear? Tancredo? Take your pick.

Please pass the brain bleach. NOW!!!!

I think I'm going to have a seizure.

Please pass the brain bleach. NOW!!!!

I think I'm going to have a seizure.

Well, it should be easier to prove now that she has escaped rehab for a second time -- Wily E. Coyote wasn't as agile as this girl!

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