THERE IS NOTHING LOWER
...than a snowmobile/porch thief.
(Thanks to DavCat14)
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...than a snowmobile/porch thief.
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Nothing?
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | February 26, 2007 at 02:54 PM
Not even me?
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | February 26, 2007 at 02:54 PM
Look for that on ebay...
Posted by: Beppie | February 26, 2007 at 02:54 PM
Guess not.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | February 26, 2007 at 02:55 PM
Hey Edgar. What's up?
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | February 26, 2007 at 02:55 PM
Or, maybe I could just read down to the last paragraph.
Posted by: Beppie | February 26, 2007 at 02:56 PM
Nothing much. No one to talk to.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | February 26, 2007 at 02:56 PM
'If I was advising someone to chain or cable their snowmobile to something, I would suggest something immovable like a tree or something that's not going to be able to be dragged away.'
Or, maybe not.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | February 26, 2007 at 02:57 PM
Officer: "Can you describe your snowmobile, sir?"
"Ummm...it has a porch attached to it."
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 26, 2007 at 02:57 PM
maybe the guy just wanted the porch and the snowmobile was incidental. it was after all in Canada.
Posted by: wickedwitch | February 26, 2007 at 02:57 PM
Edgar, stop harassing Edgar!
Posted by: Siouxie | February 26, 2007 at 02:57 PM
"Too bad, Son, you picked the wrong province to do this," the grizzled Mountie said and spit out a stream of tobacco juice, "We hang porch rustlers in these parts."
"Get a rope."
Posted by: Hammond Rye | February 26, 2007 at 02:57 PM
Yeah. You tell me Siouxie!
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | February 26, 2007 at 02:59 PM
No. Why the heck should I.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | February 26, 2007 at 02:59 PM
Or stupider, for that matter.
Posted by: marfie | February 26, 2007 at 02:59 PM
Oh weird Hammond, I just posted "get a rope" about the same time you did on another story. Weirdness.
Posted by: Beppie | February 26, 2007 at 03:00 PM
'If I was advising someone to chain or cable their snowmobile to something, I would suggest something immovable like a tree or something that's not going to be able to be dragged away."
Next Week: Snowmobile thief gets crushed by falling tree.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | February 26, 2007 at 03:02 PM
LOL Hammie &
SybilEdgar!Posted by: Siouxie | February 26, 2007 at 03:04 PM
"Around 5:30 a.m., they found a man who is in police custody."
If he was in police custody, how did he pull off the snowmobile/porch heist?
Posted by: Clean Hands | February 26, 2007 at 03:06 PM
Edgar, that was my thought. Instead of waking to the sound of the porch being ripped of, he could have wakened to the sound of a tree falling on his house. Great Crimestopper tip.
Posted by: Patrick O | February 26, 2007 at 03:09 PM
Maybe he should chain it to a pole next time.
Posted by: Siouxie | February 26, 2007 at 03:12 PM
CH, that's just sloppy journalism. They needed to insert the word "now" in there, to wit - "who is now in police custody."
At least this Mountie always got his man.
Posted by: MOTW | February 26, 2007 at 03:13 PM
Could someone please tell me what does wwfbbq stand for?
Posted by: Jelly | February 26, 2007 at 03:15 PM
sassafrazzemrekkampfh - I hate frames.
==> toons and culture ==> Dudley Do Right
Posted by: MOTW | February 26, 2007 at 03:16 PM
wtfbbq = what the f*ck, bar-b-que
Posted by: Siouxie | February 26, 2007 at 03:16 PM
(The BBQ is added as an ironic commentary on the proliferation of acronyms... also to lure new blogits out of blurking. Welcome, Jelly!)
Posted by: Clean Hands | February 26, 2007 at 03:18 PM
Ahhh, CH, the old BBQ blurker trap worked.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 26, 2007 at 03:21 PM
I think the thief may have had a hearing or attention problem.
Father of thief, "Son, I want you to take this snowmobile and steal me a Porsche."
Thief, not paying attention as usual, " Uh huh, Porch, Gotcha, Dad."
Posted by: Mikey | February 26, 2007 at 03:21 PM
**snork** @ Mikey. I'm guessing that there was alkyhol involved in this mini crime spree.
Posted by: Clean Hands | February 26, 2007 at 03:23 PM
Probly!!! :)
Posted by: Mikey | February 26, 2007 at 03:26 PM
Aside from the missing "now" (in custody) ... this is a good example of how journalism finally has a reason to include the name of a product brand in a story.
A cousin of mine had one of his snowmobiles stolen.
They had stopped in for some warming refreshments after a trail ride (only a few miles from home, in rural Nodak).
Two snowmobiles were in the back of their pickups.
When they came out, one wuz gone.
A lot of folks kidded him about the Arctic Cat™ that the thieves left behind, sayin' that the bandits knew a Polaris™ wuz worth stealin', but a 'Cat wuzn't ...
ISIANMTU!
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | February 26, 2007 at 04:08 PM
What cracked me up was one of the other Ottawa headlines on the right side of the page there, eh: Halfway house to be moved away from school - I wonder if they're gonna use a snowmobile?
Take off, you hosers.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | February 26, 2007 at 06:25 PM