THE APOCALYPSE
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he said beaver
Posted by: Gadfly | February 23, 2007 at 01:32 PM
Britney is outta rehab again?
Posted by: casey | February 23, 2007 at 01:32 PM
Curses!!! It appears that the plot that we Canadians have hatched, that being, to invade the US, one beaver at a time, has been discovered...
Posted by: AFKAT | February 23, 2007 at 01:32 PM
*refrains from making a joke about the female part*
Posted by: Beppie | February 23, 2007 at 01:33 PM
Snorque@AKFAT
Posted by: Gadfly | February 23, 2007 at 01:33 PM
Casey-great minds think alike. 'cept I was gonna say Paris.
Darn, grossed myself out. (goes to find the German chocolate that she hid from the kids)
Posted by: artchick | February 23, 2007 at 01:33 PM
Beavers look like fish now?? Well...
Posted by: Siouxie | February 23, 2007 at 01:33 PM
*is the FIRST to refrain from said crudeness*
Posted by: Beppie | February 23, 2007 at 01:34 PM
Out of rehab and apparently changed grooming habits.
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | February 23, 2007 at 01:34 PM
Beavers gnawed out a prominent place in the city's early days
That was before prostitution, mudflaps and plastic gonads were outlawed.
Posted by: Meditrina | February 23, 2007 at 01:34 PM
My only concern is the possible return of the fur trade itself
Posted by: Keilwerth LA | February 23, 2007 at 01:35 PM
Expanding Beaver WBAGNF Britney's next record labi-, er label...
Posted by: DeskDiva standing well away from tbfkam | February 23, 2007 at 01:36 PM
**snork** @ Med
Posted by: Clean Hands | February 23, 2007 at 01:38 PM
*SNORK* @ Diva!!
And ewwwww....
Posted by: Clean Hands | February 23, 2007 at 01:39 PM
I, for another, would like to point out that I AIN'T SAYIN' A THING.
That is all.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | February 23, 2007 at 01:39 PM
Start spreading the news
I'm swimming today
I want to gnaw a part of it, New York, New York
This wet beaver fur
Is longing to stray
And make a brand new dam of it
New York, New York
I want to swim out in the city that never sleeps
To find I'm king of the hill, top of the heap
These little pond blues
Are melting away
I'll make a brand new lake of it
In old New York
If I can gnaw it there
I'll gnaw it anywhere
It's up to you, New York, New York
Posted by: Hammond Rye | February 23, 2007 at 01:42 PM
...Matt. I thought she shaved her head?
Posted by: Mikey123 | February 23, 2007 at 01:43 PM
That wasn't a beaver - it was a terrorist squirrel on steriods.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 23, 2007 at 01:43 PM
Me neither Mr. Completely, not a dam thing
Posted by: Gadfly | February 23, 2007 at 01:43 PM
So I'm guessing that the beaver makes its dam out of all of the mob corpses in the East River?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | February 23, 2007 at 01:44 PM
Saying nothing speaks volumes.
neener, neener, neener. You're a smut mind too! :-b
Posted by: Meditrina | February 23, 2007 at 01:45 PM
Good one, Hammie! and damn right, Med!
Posted by: Siouxie | February 23, 2007 at 01:48 PM
Has it been certified disease free?
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | February 23, 2007 at 01:58 PM
Great earworm, Hammie. Folks in the office are all wondering whyinhell I'm whistling that now, and what caused me to change from Yellow Rose of Texas.
Posted by: Clean Hands | February 23, 2007 at 01:58 PM
Spot the Beaver WBAGNFA P0rn movie, or a game at a stag party.
Posted by: Barøn vønKlyff | February 23, 2007 at 02:02 PM
Beavers look like fish now?? Well...
Posted by: Siouxie | 01:33 PM on February 23, 2007
SMELLS like fish!
/runs away...
Posted by: Moon | February 23, 2007 at 02:03 PM
Did Dave finally run out of Florida stories?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 23, 2007 at 02:06 PM
Moon, I THOUGHT about posting it like that too, but didn't think it very ladylike.
*adjusts gloves & bonnet*
Posted by: Siouxie | February 23, 2007 at 02:11 PM
This is just too damn funny...
BvK - I wanna play, as long as it's a live game an not some pansy-a$$ poster version...
Posted by: DeskDiva, snorking all over my turquoise top | February 23, 2007 at 02:13 PM
If your beaver smells like fish, its been swimming in the wrong river. Either that or the dam's about to burst.
Posted by: Barøn vønKlyff | February 23, 2007 at 02:13 PM
Beavers?! Dam.
Posted by: writer132 | February 23, 2007 at 02:14 PM
or it's time for the Monistat™
Posted by: Siouxie | February 23, 2007 at 02:15 PM
"luca brazzi swims with the beavers..."
Posted by: insomniac | February 23, 2007 at 02:16 PM
(or should be "sleeps with the beavers"...much more appropriate)
Posted by: insomniac | February 23, 2007 at 02:17 PM
a biologist over-achiever
afraid that her lover would leave her
her flexibility to prove
she took a video crew
and proceeded to gnaw on the beaver
Posted by: mudstuffin | February 23, 2007 at 02:18 PM
Taken from a 2008 political campaign speech: "My fellow New Yorkers, I look forward to that shining day when anyone can look out on our waterways and see beavers glistening wetly on every shoreline."
Posted by: Hammond Rye | February 23, 2007 at 02:21 PM
OMFGWTFBBQ, you people have me snorking root beer all over the dang desk!!!!
Posted by: Clean Hands | February 23, 2007 at 02:24 PM
*snork* @ insom!
Jose you can sweem!
What a Bronx River sight!
What we previously flayed,
Has us jumping and screaming....
Posted by: CJrun | February 23, 2007 at 02:28 PM
Question:
Are they absoilutely sure it was a beaver and not one of these ?
Warning, those faint of heart, or who eat at Taco Bell, should avoid the link...
Posted by: AFKAT | February 23, 2007 at 02:28 PM
*snorks* @ mud & Hammie!
Posted by: Siouxie | February 23, 2007 at 02:29 PM
AFKAT, I sent that in to the blog earlier today LOL
pretty gross, huh????
Posted by: Siouxie | February 23, 2007 at 02:31 PM
Is spotted beaver anything like spotted dick?
Posted by: fivver | February 23, 2007 at 02:34 PM
New advertising campaign:
"Now at Taco Bell, Rat Burritos! Tastes like squirrel, only meatier! Think outside of the bun."
Posted by: Clean Hands | February 23, 2007 at 02:35 PM
Siouxie...it's hard to believe that kind of situation can exist in NYC (which last time I looked had a health dept.) Bangladesh....ok...NYC...tough to swallow.
Posted by: AFKAT | February 23, 2007 at 02:36 PM
fivver, spotted dick should be attended to right away.
Posted by: Clean Hands | February 23, 2007 at 02:37 PM
fivver, I do think that they are related.
AFKAT, that's pretty much what I expect when I go to Taco Bell. Didn't they have one of those as a spokes'person' a few years back?
And CH, 'Snorkin' Root Beer' WBAGNFARB
Posted by: Barøn vønKlyff | February 23, 2007 at 02:39 PM
Ohhh....BEAVER....I get it....I though you guys were...I mean the furry little guys....but you meant...women...parts...nevermind
Posted by: Keilwerth LA | February 23, 2007 at 02:40 PM
This is just a cheap gratuitous beaver shot.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | February 23, 2007 at 02:41 PM
Mot - we always snatch the opportunity for a cheap beaver shot. Except for Mr. C - he's clammed up.
Posted by: fivver | February 23, 2007 at 02:43 PM
Spotted Beaver or Spotted Dick is what happens when you don't use protection... just sayin'
Posted by: Barøn vønKlyff | February 23, 2007 at 02:44 PM
I wonder how long before any of these morons realizes that the Bronx River runs directly through the Bronx Zoo, and that one of the zoos beavers is unaccounted for.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 23, 2007 at 02:45 PM
Well Mot, the article said "in the flesh".
What did you expect?
Posted by: Eleanor | February 23, 2007 at 02:45 PM
Snork @ MtB
Posted by: Barøn vønKlyff | February 23, 2007 at 02:45 PM
AFKAT, they posted it on the next thread but you should send the video link.
Posted by: Siouxie | February 23, 2007 at 02:57 PM
El, does in the flesh mean it was a shaved beaver? Enquiring minds would like to know.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | February 23, 2007 at 03:13 PM
CJ, is that the Star Spangled Beaver?
Posted by: Just Ducky | February 23, 2007 at 03:15 PM
there is a womens college in SE Pennsylvania called Beaver College...where they train baby Beavers to be adult Beavers...
Posted by: Chaz | February 23, 2007 at 03:15 PM
*...not a dammed thing...*
Posted by: Mr. Completely | February 23, 2007 at 03:18 PM
I blame global warming.
Posted by: ScottMGS | February 23, 2007 at 03:18 PM
Yea me!
Sorry, it's my first time on the big board. Well, apart from the book signing photo and all.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | February 23, 2007 at 03:20 PM
Snork @ fivver - excellent use of snatch and clam....
CH - that used to happen to me all the time at family Christmas dinners. Try milk. It hurts less.
PS - What's the BBQ part of WTFBBQ? I get the rest.
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 23, 2007 at 03:20 PM
DD - it stands for Bar-B-Que. Seriously. It's just a way of poking fun at all the initials. IYKWIMBBQ...
Posted by: fivver | February 23, 2007 at 03:24 PM
maybe they will all come back, and drive the rats out.
Posted by: queensbee | February 23, 2007 at 03:26 PM
Really?
Posted by: DeskDiva, raising eyebrow | February 23, 2007 at 03:33 PM
yes. really, DD
Posted by: Siouxie | February 23, 2007 at 03:39 PM
I've never found a true explanation for the BBQ, so I assume that fivver has it right.
(Better be quiet).
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 23, 2007 at 03:41 PM
Chaz - Beaver College (sadly) was renamed several years ago. Their excuse was that if you did an interweb search for the school, you got a bunch of "other" links to check out.
On a happier note, Oregon State is still around.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | February 23, 2007 at 03:44 PM
However, Oregon will never play against USC.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | February 23, 2007 at 03:48 PM
Key quote:
"We're probably going to see more of them in the future."
Posted by: KCSteve | February 23, 2007 at 03:48 PM
Apologies if I came across a bit crude previously. I promise there was no sinister meaning at all.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | February 23, 2007 at 03:49 PM
1) KCSteve got to 69 the beaver
2) "Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver tonight."
3) There is no 3.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | February 23, 2007 at 03:50 PM
Really
Posted by: fivver | February 23, 2007 at 03:50 PM
1. Mot, go to your room.
2.DeskDiva, yes really. We used to just say OMGWTF, and then one day someone added BBQ, and it just seemed to round it out nicely and we all started doing it. It has no secret meaning, or if it does, no one told me. :)
Posted by: Eleanor | February 23, 2007 at 03:51 PM
3)
There is no 3.Says you!Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 23, 2007 at 03:53 PM
Aw Gee, do I hafta?
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | February 23, 2007 at 03:54 PM
Don't make her sic the bot on you, Mot.
You. Won't. Like. It.
Posted by: Clean Hands | February 23, 2007 at 04:07 PM
Mot, don't make me tell you twice....
Ten minute timeout.
Posted by: Eleanor | February 23, 2007 at 04:17 PM
Am I the only one around here who knows a mutant midget chupacabra when he sees one? Bunch of fleebs.
Posted by: DaChew | February 23, 2007 at 04:20 PM
Gesundheit!
Posted by: CJrun | February 23, 2007 at 04:34 PM
You learn something new every day. If you're lucky, you learn it in the bedroom. Thanks to all my teachers!
Posted by: DeskDiva | February 23, 2007 at 04:59 PM
*snork* @ CJ!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | February 23, 2007 at 05:03 PM
DPC. Oregon has played USC. (And they couldn't lick our Beavers!) Go Beavs!
Posted by: Cheryl M. Howard (From the Beaver State) | February 23, 2007 at 06:59 PM
Industrious beaver
Your lover calls but you say
Not by a dam site
(No, I can't claim ownership ... I merely remember it from ... a magazine I read in college ... yeah, that's where I saw it ... a magazine ... title available on request ...)
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | February 23, 2007 at 07:35 PM
-CJrun
DaChew - Geshundheit!
Oh I see, DaChew - Geshundheit. It never struck me before and this is the first time ever that anybody's mentioned it. DaChew - Geshundheit, yeah, that's funny alright.
Posted by: Raymond SmokeTooMuch | February 24, 2007 at 05:41 PM