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February 19, 2007

THE APOCALYPSE MUST BE JUST ABOUT OVER

(Thanks to ShadowKatmandu)

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First to say, Yeah, whatever.

Well, I was going to say this was a rip-off, but then I saw that you got her Bic lighter too.

Well, OK then

Well, I was going to say this was a rip-off, but then I saw that you got her Bic lighter too.

Congress needs to act immediately to prevent some whacko scientist from purchasing her hair in order to get a DNA sample for cloning experiments.

Then I was going to say it again, just in case.

Yep threw up again just as I thought I would.

Maybe the apocalypse has an apocalypse?

This is utterly disgusting. The seller must be getting legal and management advice from Howard K. Stern.

...and remember, I said it first:

DR: BRITNEY SPEAR FAD OVER

boom boom, some things are just worth saying twice. :)

But if the hair on sale was from an extension, wouldn't that qualify as to be NOT Britneys hair?

Oh. And Euw.

And the funniest part?

A portion of the proceeds will be donated to various charities.

That's so funny, it's going to make someone laugh all the way to the bank.

*falsetto*

"Oops, I shaved the wrong end...."

Interesting that the "You can view the breaking story here at CBS2's website" link goes to http://www.cbs2.com/video/?id=34036@kcbs.dayport.com -- which ain't, in fact, at cbs2.com.

What, y'all don't like my website?

Interesting (tho not "key") quote: It is a piece of history that can not be duplicated!

One may merely hope.

Why look, it's the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Famine, Pestilence, and War...and their little dog, Skanky!

K-Fed: You gonna bid?
Isaac: I'm gonna take a pass on this one.
K-Fed: You sure?
Isaac: I mean it, no thanks.
K-Fed: Final word, swear on your momma and all that?
Isaac: Absolutely.
Paris: C'mon, all we need is one bid to get the ball rolling. Then we'll watch it ring up and we'll be good for at least a month of parties, right?
Britney: Right!

Very good, Meanie. Very good.

*Blushes (not easy for a blue guy)*

More plot than 24.

Wait Britney shaved?

Until I saw this site I thought for sure that they had shaved her head in rehab for a couple of rounds of electroshock therapy and just weren't telling anybody.

God help us.

(warning: a little graphic for this early)

(apologies to Pat Benatar)

Well, your revealed muff-cookie’s got no more mystery
Displayin’ private parts to the paparazzi
That’s okay, let’s see how you shaved it
Pull down your skirt, that thing is over-rated

Britney is the best twat
Britney is the best twat
Britney is the best twat
Fly her away

You’re slummin’ in your Hummer, choppin' off your hair
Drop your locks, and leave ‘em there
Go next door for some more tattoos
It’s time you put down all the pills and booze

Britney is the best twat
You know that Britney is the best twat
Britney is the best twat
Fly her away

You had a real short friendship with that nut Miss Lindsey
And even Paris Hilton thought you’re too ditzy
Before you slip another notch, listen up amiga
You better pack up and get back to Antigua

Britney is the best twat (Hoo-hah!)
Britney is the best twat
Britney is the best twat
Fly her away

A Hank of Skank? NO Thank!

*applause*

ROCK ON STEVIE DUDE!!

what a pro

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