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February 19, 2007

SLOGAN CONTEST UPDATE

The response to the slogan contest has been truly scary impressive. Thanks to all of you who participated, even though in some cases this apparently meant going without needed medication. We here at headquarters will scrutinize your slogans, using industrial-strength scrutin, and let you know when we have a winner.

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First to say: I wasn't done yet.

It's okay Dave the medication isn't really needed. Just strongly recommended by my parole officer...

Yeah Dave,

Is thera a deadline to this? Do you truly promise to scrutinize carefully ALL the contributions? ;-)

Well heck, without my proper reading glasses I had to enter those codes over and over...

Les whimpers, whimpers.

PS If elected, do you promise NOT to invade France? I've grown rather fond of it.

First to say, thanks for making it stop. My stomach muscles can't take much more hysterical laughing.

And my kids think Mommy is nuts for incessant giggling at the blog.

Oh wait, here's another!

Dave Barry for President
He won't brake for squirrels!!!

OOps. Sorry, wrong entry. I'll put this one with the 6 or 700 others.

DBFP
He'll keep scrutin Putin

Dave Barry For President
Putting the "screw" back in "scrutinize"

Good one, russell.

Vote Dave. He's outstanding in his field.
that's all i got for now. you can come in from the field now, Dave.

We had our top people working on it, Dave. Top People.

DAVE BARRY FOR PRESIDENT!
And Stop Tailgating

DAVE BARRY FOR PRESIDENT
Are we there yet?


Does this mean I can stop drinkin'?

DAVE BARRY FOR PRESIDENT

HE'LL GET THE M%#@&R!^*#!&G ROBOT OFF THE INTERNET!!!

(Or Judi will!)

Hey AiP, if he invades France maybe you can catch a boat back to see your parents instead of flying!

*re-posts here because the other thread is low flow and all stopped up*

VOTE DAVE BARRY
'Cause Everybody Else is Busy Doin' Stuff

Dave,

I didn't get the assignment, which, if I did get it, my dog ate, at my grandparent's funerals, which were, coincidentally, at the time the assignment was due, which was when, exactly?

Anyway, how about:

It's the Stupid Economy!
or
Pot in Every Chicken!
or
Am I Better Off Than You Were Four Years Ago?
or
I Crave Dave
or
Or Else Grathbar the Terrible Will Be Displeased
or
Because Washington Needs Another Walrus Penis

Enjoy the White House.

Oops, I see a couple of those were taken, so obviously those people were the ones who kidnapped my dog at my grandparent's funerals and pumped his stomach for slogans.

Yesterday's Dreams Tomorrow

Or Else The Terrorists Have Already Won

Like You Even Care

Taking "Change" To Its Logical Extreme

Easily Meets The Age Requirement!

Great minds thing alike Christobol!

24Steve - just introduced my 9-going-on-16 daughter (I swear she has PMS today!!!!) to Raiders on Friday night - She covered her eyes for half of it (which seemed tamed to be compared to Pirates of the Carribean and the last Harry Potter, but, whatever) and then when it was over asked when she could see the other two!

"It's not the years, Honey - it's tne mileage."

Tessie's Slogans:

Dave Barry for President~

He's one Fart Smeller!

You Bet Your Bacula!

A Whale Bone in Every Pot!

Is it Love, or is it Fancy Feast?

Tessie's Slogans:

Dave Barry for President~

He's one Fart Smeller!

You Bet Your Bacula!

A Walrus Bone in Every Pot!

Is it Love, or is it Fancy Feast?

CRAP!! CURSE THE FEDERAL HOLIDAY THAT MANDATED THAT I COULD NOT SIT AT MY DESK AND READ THE BLOG ALL DAY YESTERDAY!

I missed the chance of a lifetime here... :-(

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