SLOGAN CONTEST UPDATE
The response to the slogan contest has been truly scary impressive. Thanks to all of you who participated, even though in some cases this apparently meant going without needed medication. We here at headquarters will scrutinize your slogans, using industrial-strength scrutin, and let you know when we have a winner.
First to say: I wasn't done yet.
Posted by: fudtheman | February 19, 2007 at 09:22 AM
It's okay Dave the medication isn't really needed. Just strongly recommended by my parole officer...
Posted by: fivver | February 19, 2007 at 09:25 AM
Yeah Dave,
Is thera a deadline to this? Do you truly promise to scrutinize carefully ALL the contributions? ;-)
Well heck, without my proper reading glasses I had to enter those codes over and over...
Les whimpers, whimpers.
PS If elected, do you promise NOT to invade France? I've grown rather fond of it.
Posted by: AmerInParis | February 19, 2007 at 09:25 AM
First to say, thanks for making it stop. My stomach muscles can't take much more hysterical laughing.
And my kids think Mommy is nuts for incessant giggling at the blog.
Posted by: Meditrina | February 19, 2007 at 09:27 AM
Oh wait, here's another!
Dave Barry for President
He won't brake for squirrels!!!
Posted by: AmerInParis | February 19, 2007 at 09:30 AM
OOps. Sorry, wrong entry. I'll put this one with the 6 or 700 others.
Posted by: AmerInParis | February 19, 2007 at 09:32 AM
DBFP
He'll keep scrutin Putin
Posted by: russellmc | February 19, 2007 at 09:39 AM
Dave Barry For President
Putting the "screw" back in "scrutinize"
Posted by: fudtheman | February 19, 2007 at 09:41 AM
Good one, russell.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 19, 2007 at 09:49 AM
Vote Dave. He's outstanding in his field.
that's all i got for now. you can come in from the field now, Dave.
Posted by: queensbee | February 19, 2007 at 11:01 AM
We had our top people working on it, Dave. Top People.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 guy) | February 19, 2007 at 11:10 AM
DAVE BARRY FOR PRESIDENT!
And Stop Tailgating
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 19, 2007 at 11:17 AM
DAVE BARRY FOR PRESIDENT
Are we there yet?
Does this mean I can stop drinkin'?
Posted by: Siouxie | February 19, 2007 at 11:38 AM
DAVE BARRY FOR PRESIDENT
HE'LL GET THE M%#@&R!^*#!&G ROBOT OFF THE INTERNET!!!
(Or Judi will!)
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | February 19, 2007 at 11:55 AM
Hey AiP, if he invades France maybe you can catch a boat back to see your parents instead of flying!
Posted by: ScottMGS | February 19, 2007 at 11:56 AM
*re-posts here because the other thread is low flow and all stopped up*
VOTE DAVE BARRY
'Cause Everybody Else is Busy Doin' Stuff
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 19, 2007 at 12:15 PM
Dave,
I didn't get the assignment, which, if I did get it, my dog ate, at my grandparent's funerals, which were, coincidentally, at the time the assignment was due, which was when, exactly?
Anyway, how about:
It's the Stupid Economy!
or
Pot in Every Chicken!
or
Am I Better Off Than You Were Four Years Ago?
or
I Crave Dave
or
Or Else Grathbar the Terrible Will Be Displeased
or
Because Washington Needs Another Walrus Penis
Enjoy the White House.
Posted by: Christobol | February 19, 2007 at 12:15 PM
Oops, I see a couple of those were taken, so obviously those people were the ones who kidnapped my dog at my grandparent's funerals and pumped his stomach for slogans.
Yesterday's Dreams Tomorrow
Or Else The Terrorists Have Already Won
Like You Even Care
Taking "Change" To Its Logical Extreme
Easily Meets The Age Requirement!
Posted by: Christobol | February 19, 2007 at 12:51 PM
Great minds thing alike Christobol!
24Steve - just introduced my 9-going-on-16 daughter (I swear she has PMS today!!!!) to Raiders on Friday night - She covered her eyes for half of it (which seemed tamed to be compared to Pirates of the Carribean and the last Harry Potter, but, whatever) and then when it was over asked when she could see the other two!
"It's not the years, Honey - it's tne mileage."
Posted by: marfie | February 19, 2007 at 03:12 PM
Tessie's Slogans:
Dave Barry for President~
He's one Fart Smeller!
You Bet Your Bacula!
A Whale Bone in Every Pot!
Is it Love, or is it Fancy Feast?
Posted by: tessiemc | February 19, 2007 at 07:04 PM
Tessie's Slogans:
Dave Barry for President~
He's one Fart Smeller!
You Bet Your Bacula!
A Walrus Bone in Every Pot!
Is it Love, or is it Fancy Feast?
Posted by: tessiemc | February 19, 2007 at 07:05 PM
CRAP!! CURSE THE FEDERAL HOLIDAY THAT MANDATED THAT I COULD NOT SIT AT MY DESK AND READ THE BLOG ALL DAY YESTERDAY!
I missed the chance of a lifetime here... :-(
Posted by: tweetywill | February 20, 2007 at 11:38 AM