PUBLIC SERVICE SUGGESTION OF THE DAY SO FAR
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I'm allergic to stretching.
Posted by: MOTW | February 21, 2007 at 03:41 PM
Isn't white, gooey stuff what you get AFTER you stretch your meat??
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | February 21, 2007 at 03:42 PM
That's the second weirdest male enhancement technique I've ever heard of.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 21, 2007 at 03:43 PM
Yummm, Cream of Meat!
Posted by: Just Ducky | February 21, 2007 at 03:44 PM
Yeah, I love the old movies where one kid says to the other, "Oh, man, I really pulled a boner."
Posted by: Clean Hands | February 21, 2007 at 03:45 PM
*Makes note to thank Mom for all that Cream of Wheat when I was a kid*
Posted by: Hammond (Vote for Dave!) Rye | February 21, 2007 at 03:45 PM
You hear that boys??? Stretching meat is necessary AND patriotic! sooooooo get to it!
Posted by: Siouxie | February 21, 2007 at 03:45 PM
**SNORK** @ JD.
Posted by: Clean Hands | February 21, 2007 at 03:47 PM
And...it "blends perfectly with different meats"
Kosher!
Posted by: Siouxie | February 21, 2007 at 03:49 PM
Can I just take this opportunity to note that "The Meat Stretchers" would be a horrible name for a band?
Posted by: Chris | February 21, 2007 at 03:53 PM
All of a sudden, I've lost my appetite. Must be the stomachache.
Posted by: ScooterRocky | February 21, 2007 at 04:09 PM
DPC, that was just awful and I thank you!
Posted by: CJrun | February 21, 2007 at 04:09 PM
"You hear that boys??? Stretching meat is necessary AND patriotic! sooooooo get to it!"
yes, ma'am.
Posted by: mudstuffin | February 21, 2007 at 04:12 PM
"You hear that boys??? Stretching meat is necessary AND patriotic! sooooooo get to it!"
yes, ma'am.
Posted by: mudstuffin | February 21, 2007 at 04:13 PM
Tonight I will wear an American flag do-rag (only) and hum The Star Spangled Banner as I stretch my meat. I love this country!
Posted by: Jazzzz | February 21, 2007 at 04:19 PM
This certainly sounds a great deal more comfortable than the traction devices we were discussing the other day.
Posted by: Patrick O | February 21, 2007 at 04:30 PM
If you think this is funny, go to http://www.superdickery.com and click on "Seduction of the Innocent".
Posted by: Phil | February 21, 2007 at 04:33 PM
I am offended by the phrase "Stretch Your Meat." I propose changing "Meat" to "Hoohaa."
Posted by: writer132 | February 21, 2007 at 04:38 PM
When Hamburger Helper first appeared, it said,right on the box "meat extender".
I am not making this up.
Posted by: sarah o. | February 21, 2007 at 04:47 PM
wont that cause blindness?
Posted by: jandb1215 | February 21, 2007 at 05:22 PM
jand - hairy palms & insanity, too.
Posted by: mm | February 21, 2007 at 05:47 PM
Siouxie, are you offering to help???
Posted by: ScottMGS | February 21, 2007 at 07:03 PM
... um ... FYI ... Cream (The Original Meat Stretcher) of Wheat™ wuz invented in Nodak (ISIANMUT -- merely a few miles from Dave's Sewer Lift Station) ... sometimes it might help take one's mind off those cold winter nights ... eh?
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | February 21, 2007 at 08:57 PM
Umm, am I supposed to eat it, spread it on the approprate appendage....what?? Someone help me out here.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 21, 2007 at 09:28 PM
Whut ever hits your hot button, L'z'b ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | February 21, 2007 at 10:30 PM
Ladies, do your part:
Stir the puddin' and warm the pie.
Posted by: Stevie W | February 22, 2007 at 02:07 AM
Stevie & Scott, don't we always??? ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | February 22, 2007 at 07:51 AM