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February 21, 2007


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And replace them with naked man flaps?

Or, flapping naked men, rather.

His son is confused that all women are not 36DD's? I think its time for a "little talk", Dad.

Naked man flaps WBAGNFARB??

Personally, I find Yosemite Sam, the phrase "Back Off" and brandishing 6-guns offensive. It also associates firearms with road manners, but does the city of Fauxnix do anything about those?

If Rep. Theresa Ulmer's son thinks all women have 36D's, I, personally, would like to meet Rep. Theresa Ulmer.

"I personally am tired of explaining to my 11-year-old son why they (women) are depicted on mudflaps , but not all women are 36Ds. He's very confused by that," Ulmer said.
Does your son like gladiator movies?

what's so confusing? i just explain to my guys that you can buy anything on ebay.

"But seriously, this is about family values -- what are we going to send out as a message to our children."

Uh...that you're afraid to acknowledge that all humans have sex organs and you needlessly find them objectionable?


You could protest by putting a 'Calvin-peeing-on' the offending icon.

All the captains of industry, top authors and some of the best musicians the world has ever seen grew up with 36D endowed naked ladies on mudflaps. If it was good enough for us it's good enough for some little snot-nosed, hyper-protected ignoramus.

Mrs. fivver just called from Phoenix. She was on her way into work and had a close encounter of the crunch kind with a 17 year old driving a large truck who tried to turn left in front of her. She's okay but her car came out second best. Teenagers driving trucks are okay, but we have to regulate the mudflaps...

OT to Mot: I haven't had a chance to tell you congratulations on the new little Motette! I know you can't wait to see her in person!

/resume flap about mudflaps

fivver, I'm so sorry about the missus's mishap! I'm glad she's ok, though!

*Wants to abolish teenage drivers*

fivver, good to know she's OK!!

damn youngins...

I'm with you, Ducky!! starting with my own two!

...but not all women are 36Ds. He's very confused by that,
Where does the confusion come from? Doesn't his kid ever see real women?

"Lawmaker Tries To Ban Naked Lady Mudflaps"

*thinks of spinal tap song and kind of agrees with the idea*

The bot only made me take 15 minutes for that last post... how long will this complaint take *grrrrrrrr*

I guarantee this one doesnt hold up in court.

Baron, maybe the bot has installed some bare nekkid lady mudflaps as extra protection??

damn that bot! always one step ahead!

Only two minutes this time, and ISIANMTU the bot authentication was j58erk

"not all women are 36Ds. He's very confused by that,"

yeah, how come? is there a god?

Gumballs.... need gumballs.

is this by any chance the same tight-a$$ed person that wanted to change the name of the Vagina Monologues to the HooHaw Monolgues so as to not offend anyone?

Random - I say this only as a native Arizonan, it's pronounced Pah Honix.

I never knew them ladies wuz NAKED!!! I though they wuz wearing tight bikinis or somethin'.

Would this bill also have outlawed these?

Earwig Alert: Big Bottom by Spinal Tap

The bigger the picture, the less that I miss her
That's what I said
The bigger the load is, the higher my dough is,
Or so I have read.

My truck, she fits me like a steel tuxedo
Cops bust me for speeding with a laser torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my truck's got 'em
Driving 18 wheelers, am I out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I drove out on Monday, twas my pickup buns day
You know what I mean
I love driving weekdays, beats scrathin' my cheek day,
You know what I mean

My big truck's loaded and you're in my sights
You know I can't see you when you pass on the right, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my truck's got 'em
Big mud flaps drive me out of my mind
How could I leave my load behind?

fivver, so sorry to hear about the car, but very happy to hear that it did its job in keeping Mrs. fivver safe from the Florida drivers of the world.

*SNORK* @ CH's um...balls! I'd love to see those danglin' and hitting stuff along the way...


uh...not yours CH.

Gadfly...classic stuff. All bass, too.

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

Fivver, over here kids can only drive alone once they turn 18. But unfortunately they can also legally drink alcohol at that age. Glad Mrs Fivver is only shaken.

When are they going to address the big, hairy ba11s hanging from the axel of pick-up trucks driven by guys with teeny weiny syndrome?

*wonders how the well-endowed Rep explains that one to her kids*

Clean - Great minds. Darn bot. The pros and cons of big ba11s........ SNORK!

Sioux, can I get some brain bleach over here?

I miss our intellectual exploration of Paris Hilton.

I first learned about these when I came to a stoplight behind a big ol' truck with a pair of them swinging from the hitch. I LMAO all the way home.

I'll just say this, Siouxie and Med - thornybushes are why man invented pants. That is all.

just a quick update... she's back at her apartment and we are now dealing with the insurance companies. file a claim with the guy who hit her's company. at some point (just before the sun burns out) that company will send an adjustor out. if we get no satisfaction there then we need to file with our company....

To make a long story short - AAARRRRGGGGHHHH

I'm soory, but I don't EVER recall being confused about women's bresticles.

*tosses Med the bleach*

I must say that I have never seen those and I'm pretty glad I haven't. The mudflaps..yeah...

Hang in there, Fiv. Cars can be replaced. Glad the Mrs. is ok.

soory, sorry, WTF....still not confused

*tosses fivver some extra strength gumballs*

CH, all I can think of now is that song..."Do your ears balls hang low...do they wobble to and fro...etc."


At first I was put off by these "ornaments" dangling from various truck hitches. Then I came to realize that they must represent some sort of fraternal thing, like the "She Cut Mine Off and Won't Let Me Bring Them Back Into the House" club.

(For the record, my truck sports a Broncos magnet on the tailgate. That is all.)

...would have banned splash guards with images that are "obscene or hateful."

*hopes the "hateful" is connected to election signs too*

...Theresa Ulmer ... said it fit with lawmakers' other efforts to crack down on ... sexual predators.

*wonders when sexual predators started chasing mud flaps*

"I personally am tired of explaining to my 11-year-old son why they (women) are depicted on mudflaps , but not all women are 36Ds. He's very confused by that," Ulmer said.

He's 11! He's SUPPOSED to be confused! And if you have to continously explain it to him .... he might be a little dense too.

oops !!!


thanks for all the good thoughts!!! and gumballs! the frustrating thing here is the cop didn't issue a ticket so we're going to be stuck in the middle of an insurance company p!ssing contest while we run up a rental car bill and her car just sits there not getting fixed.

*is confused*

Trucker turns left from the right lane and the cop DOESN'T issue a ticket?

Maybe the cop's from Florida?

*snork* @ kibby's post, nod in sympathy to the italic flap.

This is where a digital camera (even a crap cam) comes in handy. A photo OF the accident submitted with the claim....

the truck was coming the other way and turned left into her. she says the light turned yellow just as she entered the intersection he says it was red. cop says the burden is on the truck driver - it doesn't matter what color the light was you don't turn into another vehicle.

I'm a 36D

I car pool with a woman, and the other day the exact scenario that CH described happened to us. We pulled up at a red light behind a pickup truck with a hitch and a pair of them dangling from it.

She: Is that what I think it is?
Me: Errrrr, yeah, if I interpret your meaning correctly.
She: It's a pair of testicles, right? I can't believe that.
Me: Yes, that's what it is, and, well, there they are, right before your eyes.
She: I'll pretend you didn't just say that.
---[Very long pause]---
Me: Ummmmmmm..... I don't like the look in your eyes
She: I was just wondering if you keep a boltcutter in your car.....

So ... just because HE thought she ran a light it's OK for him to hit her?

Yep! Teenage thinking!

MtB, be very nice to your carpool lady friend. She isn't hinting around for a wedding ring or anything, is she?

Blue, you do don't you? But, of course, you told her "no"?

It's a "guy" thing.

anyway, what I really wondered about is when somebody is going to start going after the people with the "Calvin pees on" stickers seeing as how Bill Watterson never licensed Calvin and Hobbes for merchandise.

So you're the model for the truck flaps, ceeg22?

fivver, here in CA they most times wait to further investigate before issuing citations.

A lady backed out of a parking lot space into my car, no cops were called, and her ins. co. which rhymes with BaBanesa was very cool. Paid for a rental right away, sent me to an appraisal place, etc.
So maybe it will work out for you too.
I'm glad Mrs. fivver is OK.

And Mot, I think I said congrats yesterday, but if I didn't

!@#*&!@!!@(*^!@(*^!!@(*&! bot!

HR - She and I are both married. She is a gossip, even when it concerns her own personal life. Consequently, I am aware that she and her husband have major power struggle marital issues, and I could clearly sense that she wasn't really thinking pickup truck when contemplating boltcutter application.

However, like Kibby suggests, I stonewalled completely.

WAY to Hang!!! .... errr .... Blue.

*throws bucket of water on CH*

MtB, she just kinda reminded me for a second of that Phillipine lady who did the impromptu surgery on her boyfriend of Valentine's Day. Be very careful.

Nah, she's just obnoxious, not wacko, although she subsequently asked if I had any blue spraypaint.

Racist mudflaps?

I think we've all seen the silhouetted ladies, but I've never seen anything racist. Is this an Arizona thing? What to they say?

Well, it could be worse, it could be swinging d!cks.

Hmmm, adds a "P," subtracts an "L," and would apologize in Tagalog, but can't speak it...

Sorry... bot rage caught up with me for a moment. Hey, MtB, you wouldn't happen to have a pair of bot cutters, would you?

This is probably not what you meant, CH, right?

ceeg22 - It has always struck me as slightly hypocritical when I see a Calvin-praying-at-a-cross sticker.... As you correctly pointed out, Calvin and Hobbes was never licensed, so any representation - peeing, praying, whatever - is counterfeit or bootleg, and illegal.

Typical. I missed 69 by this - much.

No, MtB, but that's pretty funny. :-D

It's just a silhouette for heaven's sake. Why is that such a big deal?

Hey guys, I think I've figured out why a certain target of blog scorn has shaved her hair.

El, many a true word is spoken in silhouette.

Ty for the best wishes:-)

Well, Ms. Twatney, apparently has already left rehab...again. It's like a friggin revolving door.

This has been your bulletin bulletin update.

Stay tuned for more of "As the rehab door turns".

Here's her excuse for shaving her head. You heard it first here:

K-fed and head lice. Talk about an infestation of blood sucking parasites.

Posted by: fivver | 11:08 AM on February 19, 2007

can you be addicted to checking in and out of rehab?

Ok, I dont get it. At what point can they (rehab), make it involuntary? If a friend of mine can be locked up on the word of two people, why can't they cite the news as cause?

LOL fivver...that would make a lot of sense. See? the poor girl is just breaking free from the leeches.

The article I just read said that K-Fed has "given up his career" to help her and take care of the kids.

I didn't know he had a career.

On the front page online of the NYPost, it shows her smoking a cigarette. Maybe that's why she had to leave, they wouldn't let her.

A source said: "Her mother cries and begs Britney to calm down, but Britney just yells at her and tells her to mind her own business."

Is this the same "mother" that got Twatney a boobjob for her 16th birthday?

Fivver, welcome to the wonderful land of AZ. Glad to hear that your wife is OK. However, you can't say you weren't warned about staying on the sidewalk.
Sounds like the legislature has finished their coloring books again. We'll have to get anther load up there ASAP to keep them out of trouble.

'Tosses an o up there.'

I (34) DDon't know what all the fuss is about. Sheesh, it's just a sillhouette. They're kn0ckers, get over it.

Yeah, and those bullballs are just axle-guards.

Frankly, I've never seen a mud flap on a naked woman. Butt I know a few that could use some.

please tell me where do i get the naked men mud flaps

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