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...wanna do some eggs?
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Somebody please cue the twilight zone music...
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | February 28, 2007 at 10:12 AM
Yay, DDD!
*Waits for the first Columbian Chicken Cartel to form*
Posted by: Hammond Rye | February 28, 2007 at 10:12 AM
i'm confused. are we supposed to eat them or are scientists extracting what they need from the eggs and turning it into a more palatable form for those of us who loathe eggs?
Posted by: crossgirl | February 28, 2007 at 10:13 AM
VERY scrambled eggs.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 28, 2007 at 10:16 AM
No, more like scrambling eggs.
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | February 28, 2007 at 10:18 AM
I'll take mine interferon side up, please.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 28, 2007 at 10:20 AM
For lunch today, I'm going out for Kentucky Fried Crack.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | February 28, 2007 at 10:20 AM
Imagine if they put THC in eggs. Eating breakfast would give you the munchies.
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | February 28, 2007 at 10:22 AM
Which came first, the lentiviral vector or the interferon?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 28, 2007 at 10:22 AM
crossgirl: they extract what they need, cook it up, and shoot it in your arm. Not sure if that's more palatable to you or not. The influenza vaccine is made using this technique, if I remember my biochem class notes. If you're allergic to eggs, inform your doctor before deciding to get the flu shot.
Source: DrGreene.
Posted by: the Yearning Heart | February 28, 2007 at 10:24 AM
*discovers an entirely new vertical market for his weed - chicken feed*
*sees the future grocery isle lined with various colo(u)red eggs each representing a different medicine - which could have a serious impact on Easter Egg hunts*
Posted by: kibby F5™ | February 28, 2007 at 10:24 AM
"This is your brain"
"This is your brain on
eggsdrugs"Any questions?
Posted by: Siouxie | February 28, 2007 at 10:28 AM
I hope they don't put me (THC) in eggs!
I can see Nurse Tammy now: You'll take your meds and I'll force ya! Okay, fine then, FORCE! *smashes egg on patients forehead*
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | February 28, 2007 at 10:30 AM
This is your brain. This your brain on eggs.
Posted by: Stevie W | February 28, 2007 at 10:30 AM
Let's see, if we combine the glow-in-the-dark pigs with medicine-laying-chickens we could come up with day-glow eggs which would either be color coded (it's green, it must be tuesday) medicines, or flourescant chicks with snouts that like to roll in the mud.... gawd! gotta love science!
Posted by: kibby F5™ | February 28, 2007 at 10:30 AM
Can they make them with bacon bits built in?
Posted by: Stevie W | February 28, 2007 at 10:31 AM
^5 Stevie! Have you had your
drugseggs this morning??? ;-)oh and YAY DDD!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | February 28, 2007 at 10:34 AM
*goes back to science kit*
... let's see, add a little cheese culture .... tomato dna ... hum, just might work!
Complete ham/cheese/tomato omlette in a shell
Posted by: kibby F5™ | February 28, 2007 at 10:35 AM
*wonders what this does to the phrase "s/he egged me on!"...*
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | February 28, 2007 at 10:37 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road??
he can't remember either.
Posted by: Baron of Gray Matter | February 28, 2007 at 10:37 AM
I'll have mine with a side of purple hash browns.
Posted by: Just Ducky | February 28, 2007 at 10:38 AM
So! 1000 years from now we'll be hearing jokes about "What came FIRST!? The drugs or the egg?"
*goes looking for the chocolate cow*
Hum, come to think of, that's probably not too far away....
Posted by: kibby F5™ | February 28, 2007 at 10:43 AM
...and 'Transgenic Cockerel' wbagnfarb...
Posted by: insomniac | February 28, 2007 at 10:43 AM
When they start putting *good* drugs in eggs, call me.
Posted by: Eleanor | February 28, 2007 at 10:47 AM
One shell makes you larger
And one shell makes you small
And the ones they raise in Scotland
Add vibrations to the wall
Go ask Helen
Before Humpty falls
Posted by: Stevie W | February 28, 2007 at 10:50 AM
'Transgenic Cockerel'
... who's songs include:
These Eggs were made for medicalpurposes!
Genes, Genes in the Yoke
Like a Muntant (egg)
Posted by: kibby F5™ | February 28, 2007 at 10:50 AM
California Supermax prison, D Wing:
"What're you in for?"
"Attempted murder. What about you?"
"Three-egg Denver omelet."
"Bummer, man."
Posted by: Hammond Rye | February 28, 2007 at 10:51 AM
Let's see, if we combine the glow-in-the-dark pigs with medicine-laying-chickens
we'd be getting a lot closer to Green Eggs and Ham (Dr Seuse's birthday is Friday).
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | February 28, 2007 at 10:51 AM
The Love child of Scarface and Foghorn Leghorn...
"Now see heeya, I said now see heeya, say haylow to my leetle friend".
Posted by: Baron of Gray Matter | February 28, 2007 at 10:53 AM
Speaking of food, Stromboli is blowing up.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | February 28, 2007 at 10:53 AM
Oh, chives. Sorry, ma'am, I thought you ordered your eggs with chiva.
Posted by: Stevie W | February 28, 2007 at 10:56 AM
RE: Stromboli
They shoulda plugged it with some concrete balls...I hear that works.
*snork* @ Baron Von Foghorn
Posted by: Siouxie | February 28, 2007 at 10:56 AM
"The eruption (lava flows) are very well fed,"
whatever they feed it gives it heartburn
Posted by: Baron of Gray Matter | February 28, 2007 at 11:00 AM
Eggs Benaddiction. That is all.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 28, 2007 at 11:03 AM
Got to admit, The eggs have DOZENS of possibliities...hehe......sorry
Posted by: Baron of Gray Matter | February 28, 2007 at 11:05 AM
lol, hammie.
Posted by: Stevie W | February 28, 2007 at 11:06 AM
*groaning snork @ Layzeeboy*
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | February 28, 2007 at 11:12 AM
"Let go my eggo!"
BANG!
Posted by: Baron of Gray Matter | February 28, 2007 at 11:13 AM
A SNORK before noon. Thanks, Tammy. My work here is finished.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 28, 2007 at 11:16 AM
*wonders how dark-a-world's the illegal egg market*
Posted by: kibby F5™ | February 28, 2007 at 11:17 AM
I think we are only cracking the outer shell of this stupendous break-through.
Attn dealers: The yolk's on you!
Posted by: qsman | February 28, 2007 at 11:19 AM
I'd apply the above to Hammie's statement
Posted by: qsman | February 28, 2007 at 11:20 AM
Wait, are they going to laser-etch these eggs with advertisements, too? Lasers...drugs...eggs...got the makings of a good Pink Floyd experience...!
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | February 28, 2007 at 11:31 AM
Let's see, if they can make chickens lay eggs with medicine in them, and we use two eggs in Chocolate Cake, then eating Chocolate Cake can be just what the doctor ordered.
Posted by: Rick T. | February 28, 2007 at 11:31 AM
Would Viagra eggs be "hard" boiled?
Posted by: Baron of Gray Matter | February 28, 2007 at 11:45 AM
Depends on the grading - large, extra large or jumbo
Posted by: qsman | February 28, 2007 at 11:52 AM
well, however it's done, i think it's an eggsaladent idea.
Posted by: crossgirl | February 28, 2007 at 11:54 AM
This makes me want to go home, get basted, and listen to my deep purple albumens
Posted by: Gadfly | February 28, 2007 at 12:02 PM
You guys crack me up.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | February 28, 2007 at 12:11 PM
humpty dumpty finally makes sense.
Posted by: Baron of Gray Matter | February 28, 2007 at 12:19 PM
I mix genes as you mix genes as yours are mine and we all breed together
See how we blend as research extends, see how they try, I'm fryin
Sitting next to cornflakes, I'm waiting for the pan to warm
Coagulation t-cells, stupid bloody tubes day, man you've been a naughty hen
You left your whites too long
I am the egg man
We are the egg men
I zap the fetus
Coo coo ca choo
Interferon, chemists cheer on, pretty little chemists in a row
See how we try makin' Dolly with no guy, see how we try, I'm fryin
I'm fried, I'm fryin, I'm fried
Yellow pool of egg yolk
Swimming amid dead viri
Tumor blocker half-life, mutagenic priestess, man youve been a
Naughty girl you let your white cells down
I am the egg man
We are the egg men
I zap the fetus
Coo coo ca choo, coo coo coo ca choo
Sitting in an english barnyard waiting for the stun
If the stun dont come you gotta lay your eggs
in standard english way
I am the egg man
We are the egg men
And I zap the fetus
Coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo
Experts fixed birds, snorking yokels, dont you think the bloggers laugh at you?
See how they spew their awful Mountain Dew, see how they dry, not buyin
Salivated keypads, jamming up the bot for hours
Transagenic chickens bringing dairy mishmash, man you should have seen him
Picking boogers from his nose
I am the egg man
We are the egg men
I zap the fetus
Coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo
Coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo coo coo
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 28, 2007 at 02:01 PM
*applauds*
EXCELLENT, MEANIE!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | February 28, 2007 at 02:18 PM
"Tumor blocker half-life, mutagenic priestess, man youve been a
Naughty girl you let your white cells down"
SHEER GENIUS !!!!!!
Posted by: Gadfly | February 28, 2007 at 02:39 PM
I'm a little late to the board (just getting off work), but *swoons* at 2 postings in a week!
Thanks Dave!
Posted by: diverdowndoc | February 28, 2007 at 11:06 PM
Bravo, MtB! That just may be the best ever.
Oh, I believe
In scrambled eggs
Posted by: Stevie W | February 28, 2007 at 11:12 PM
*Has now had a chance to read posts*
Brillant, Meanie!
*LOL* at Baron for Viagra® hard boiled egg (actually, it was more of a muffled-hurt-myself-by-pulling-a-muscle-trying-to-keep-from-guffawing-since-the-Mr.-and-doclings-are-asleep-and-I-accidentally-set-off-the-house-alarm-last-night-so-REALLY-have-to-keep-it-quiet-or-I'll-get-in-trouble-again kind of LOL)
*SNORKS* at everyone!!
Posted by: diverdowndoc | February 28, 2007 at 11:27 PM
just on a serious note, this could be a blessing for folks who have multiple sclerosis, who currently have to spend about $11,000/year for their interferon...
Posted by: mm | March 01, 2007 at 10:37 AM
*****SNORKSNORKFRIGGIN'SNORKSNORKSNORK at absolutely everybody on this post**** I'm dyin' here, man!!!
*collapses into fits of giggles*
Posted by: DeskDiva | March 01, 2007 at 01:16 PM
Ummm....errrr.....golly gee 'n shucks 'n stuff.....
Thanks, guys.
(Delayed gratitude?)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 01, 2007 at 07:05 PM