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February 23, 2007

DUCT TAPE

Is there anything it can't do?

(Thanks to tweetywill)

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With apologies to Homer Simpson.

Well they are already in diapers so why not.

D'oh

Is there a written procedure for sending Twitney to space?

What, people think this is somehow different from a normal evening?

NASA's plan for unstable astronauts: Duct tape, tranquilizers

Around here, we call that the Effective Parenting Kit.

For some reason, I now have a hankering for a glass of Tang™.


AFKAT, have I thanked you for that HTML page?

As usual, I have a better suggestion. Just turn to the unruly asstronut and say:
"You'd better start behaving, or I'll turn this ship around right now and go back to Florida!"

"Is there anything it can't do?"

Well, duct tape is totally useless for repairing ducts. Apart from that, no.

Space station medical kits contain tranquilizers and anti-depression, anti-anxiety and anti-psychotic medications.

No beer?!

Uses for Duct Tape

Most disturbing:

Use for bedroom bondage play. (do not use as "protection".

Uses for Duct Tape

Most disturbing:

Use for bedroom bondage play. (do not use as "protection".

oops. The bot strikes again.

can duct tape fix the bot? Please?

Thx, FKAMatt. I like the duct tape slip covers. Very creative, and easier to clean the college party puke off than fabric.

It's also a great way to get that emergency bikini wax.

Not that I have any first hand knowledge of that.

*waddles away slowly, wincing with each step*

Oooo...Punkin, that makes my urethra cringe.

Punkin, ask CH...he knows *EG™*

Dave, you forgot to say 'FIRST!'

*knowing snork* @ Ian.

"psychotic astronaut in space" WBAGNFARB

When we first contact alien life, and they say "Okay, we can pretty much get rid of this planet, they have no appreciable technology", the UN will look straight into the face of the space people and say "Oh yeah? Duct tape, BITCH!"

Within a year Earth will be the capital of the galaxy.

They learned that from Armageddon. See Steve Buscemi.

Someone pass me the roll, please...

132 - OH OW! If your urethra hurts after a duct tape bikini wax, something has gone very very badly wrong. What you *should* is... wait never mind. Family blog. Sorta. No?

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