DUCT TAPE
Is there anything it can't do?
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February 23, 2007
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With apologies to Homer Simpson.
Posted by: Dave | February 23, 2007 at 05:34 PM
Well they are already in diapers so why not.
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | February 23, 2007 at 05:34 PM
D'oh
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | February 23, 2007 at 05:34 PM
Is there a written procedure for sending Twitney to space?
Posted by: writer132 | February 23, 2007 at 05:36 PM
What, people think this is somehow different from a normal evening?
Posted by: KCSteve | February 23, 2007 at 05:49 PM
NASA's plan for unstable astronauts: Duct tape, tranquilizers
Around here, we call that the Effective Parenting Kit.
Posted by: Just Ducky | February 23, 2007 at 05:52 PM
For some reason, I now have a hankering for a glass of Tang™.
AFKAT, have I thanked you for that HTML page?
Posted by: Cat R. | February 23, 2007 at 05:57 PM
As usual, I have a better suggestion. Just turn to the unruly asstronut and say:
"You'd better start behaving, or I'll turn this ship around right now and go back to Florida!"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 23, 2007 at 05:58 PM
"Is there anything it can't do?"
Well, duct tape is totally useless for repairing ducts. Apart from that, no.
Posted by: Ian Woollar | February 23, 2007 at 05:59 PM
Space station medical kits contain tranquilizers and anti-depression, anti-anxiety and anti-psychotic medications.
No beer?!
Posted by: fivver | February 23, 2007 at 06:02 PM
Uses for Duct Tape
Most disturbing:
Use for bedroom bondage play. (do not use as "protection".
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | February 23, 2007 at 06:04 PM
Uses for Duct Tape
Most disturbing:
Use for bedroom bondage play. (do not use as "protection".
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | February 23, 2007 at 06:04 PM
oops. The bot strikes again.
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as Matt | February 23, 2007 at 06:04 PM
can duct tape fix the bot? Please?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 23, 2007 at 06:08 PM
Thx, FKAMatt. I like the duct tape slip covers. Very creative, and easier to clean the college party puke off than fabric.
Posted by: Meditrina | February 23, 2007 at 06:11 PM
It's also a great way to get that emergency bikini wax.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | February 23, 2007 at 06:14 PM
Not that I have any first hand knowledge of that.
*waddles away slowly, wincing with each step*
Posted by: Punkin Poo | February 23, 2007 at 06:15 PM
Oooo...Punkin, that makes my urethra cringe.
Posted by: writer132 | February 23, 2007 at 06:16 PM
Punkin, ask CH...he knows *EG™*
Posted by: Siouxie | February 23, 2007 at 06:41 PM
Dave, you forgot to say 'FIRST!'
*knowing snork* @ Ian.
Posted by: CJrun | February 23, 2007 at 06:43 PM
"psychotic astronaut in space" WBAGNFARB
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | February 23, 2007 at 07:28 PM
When we first contact alien life, and they say "Okay, we can pretty much get rid of this planet, they have no appreciable technology", the UN will look straight into the face of the space people and say "Oh yeah? Duct tape, BITCH!"
Within a year Earth will be the capital of the galaxy.
Posted by: JP | February 23, 2007 at 08:28 PM
They learned that from Armageddon. See Steve Buscemi.
Posted by: Eleanor | February 23, 2007 at 10:36 PM
Someone pass me the roll, please...
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 23, 2007 at 11:06 PM
132 - OH OW! If your urethra hurts after a duct tape bikini wax, something has gone very very badly wrong. What you *should* is... wait never mind. Family blog. Sorta. No?
Posted by: uretalwoman | February 24, 2007 at 05:18 AM
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