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February 21, 2007

BIRDBRAIN?

(Thanks to xmnr)

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poor kid

Birds everywhere are offended.

Yep, alcohol was involved.

The fall has made him more contemplative and given him a fresh perspective, he said, though he didn't know whether it would cause him to drink less.

Ahhh, to be young again....

And evolution is foiled again...

The fall has made him more contemplative and given him a fresh perspective, he said, though he didn't know whether it would cause him to drink less.

Give this guy a Darwin Award Runner Up t-shirt.

Uh, does anybody know where Clark Kent is?

Asked if he could explain why he survived, Hanson said: "I wish I knew, for real I do.

It's so we don't have to feel guilty making fun of a stoopid dead person.

Next time I hear someone say that alcohol can be good for your health, I'll refer them to this story.

"Sprinting down the hallway alone, he said he was confused by the reflection on the window pane at the end. With a crash, the 275-pound former prep football player and wrestler broke through a double-paned window with a safety bar."

I thought Chris Farley was already dead.


"The fall has made him more contemplative and given him a fresh perspective, he said, though he didn't know whether it would cause him to drink less."

Nah, stick with what works.

Would ye perhaps be wanting to try that again, Laddie?

He has a daughter. Even if he had died, he really isn't qualified for a Darwin.

"Look mommy! Up in the sky! It's a bird(brain)! ..."

"No, Dear. That's just daddy. He had one too many beers."

traumatize daughter with losing her daddy...
give up beer...
traumatize daughter with losing her daddy...
give up beer...

Man, this life thing is tough!

***SNORK*** @ Death

And remember... Evolution Kills.

lol Hammie..er...Death.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I CAN FLY!!


ohh shit!

Wait. He's NOT having nightmares about it?

If heaven is the ultimate reward, why does everybody thank God when they don't have to go there yet?

Oh look, something shinyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

sorry, i guess it was too obscure again ;)

Mot,
I haven't tried to fly after drinking since the time I head-butted a 747....

It wasn't pretty.

too bad he wasnt a darwin. too bad he already contributed to the gene pool. bozomorondoofus.

judi, birds flying into windows right? I'm trying to figure out why they called the paramedics and a physics professor. Now someone from the NTSB I could understand... "We found the black boxes in his pants."

The story seems to be missing some...distinctive...quality...can't quite place my finger on it.

Hey guys, watch this.....

There was a guy at UNC who ran and crashed through a window last year. Unfortunately, it didn't end so well. And alcohol was strangely not involved.

Jemmy, any chance it involved a calculus exam?

"LaGrangian? Lagranian? LaGrange is a ZZ Top song. AAaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!"

I bet Manilow was playing in the elevator....

so who's his lawyer and how much is he suing the hotel for? surely the window should have been drunk proof.

um...lower case cg, are you making a lawyer joke?? :)

Think of the Windex (tm thingy) ad this would make.

I'm pretty sure it involved horseplay, though I'm not sure how the guy got a horse into an upper floor of the dorm.

Ahem, professor m here...

I think birds are actually smarter than this. Studies by Dr. Irene Pepperberg have shown that parrots have the intelligence of a young kindergarden-aged child. That's waaay more (this is technical jargon that means a whole lot more) than this young man seems to have.....oh, nevermind...

"for whatever reason ... I decided to take off running," Hanson said

I know, it was Global Warming.

His last words before the fall were, "Hold my beer and watch this!"

Hanson said: "I wish I knew, for real I do. Somebody had a plan for me." Yeah, dumba$$, the plan was for you to DIE....you seem to have thwarted that.

Can you imagine the poor kid that has to live with this moron?

um...lower case cg, are you making a lawyer joke?? :)

Posted by: Eleanor | 02:24 PM on February 21, 2007

uhhh, no, el. not me. more of a blame everyone but myself litigious society kinda joke.

Yea MM! Irene Pepperberg rocks!

Belinda Keaton: Bill, Bill, are you all right? Did you break anything, Bill?

Bill Blazejowski: I caught an updraft.

Chuck Lumley: Are you ok?

Bill: Yeah, I'm all right, don't worry, I'm all right, fortunately the ground broke my fall.


[Night Shift - Michael Keaton, Henry Winkler, Shelley Long, 1982]

he's been slowly returning to work at Heine's bar

Is this a strip joint?

Josh is a good kid. I don't see it as any different than someone getting a DWI realizing you have to have a plan before you go out that has an arrangement for not driving. In Josh's case it's a plan for not going above two floors. Fortunately in Blair, Wisconsin he doesn't have to worry about getting above two stories. No granted very few of us have fallen out of a double digit story window, but just about everybody did something in their late teens through 20's that should have resulted in death and look back now and say "WTF was I thinking?"

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