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"If you can't have a joke at Christmas time with your mates ... it is un-Australian," he said. "
ahhh, christmas porn jokes, just like dear ole dad used to make.
Posted by: crossgirl | February 22, 2007 at 09:37 AM
Cheney is on his way to Oz. Just have him take everyone out hunting when he gets there. I'm sure this can all be sorted out.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | February 22, 2007 at 09:38 AM
During all of our flaming bokken chatter over the holidays, wasn't there a poster called "goatf*****downunder"?
Posted by: Lairbo | February 22, 2007 at 09:44 AM
OT
Mr. Blog,
I understand that there will be an article by you in tomorrow's Herald about Anna Nicole Smith. Is there any chance that the blog will get an advance copy?
BOT
Posted by: estrogen centrale | February 22, 2007 at 09:45 AM
Okay, so who's going to re-print the joke here? Or at least some linkage to it?
Posted by: jon | February 22, 2007 at 09:50 AM
Just what is that country coming to when an innocent joke involving goat sex gets everyone's panties in a wad? I tell you, this is taking political correctness too far!
Posted by: Suzy Q | February 22, 2007 at 09:56 AM
Now if it were sheep, he may not have gotten in as much trouble.
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | February 22, 2007 at 09:58 AM
Today: Goat and its sex life story.
Tomorrow: Cow and her sexy life story
Posted by: Chaz | February 22, 2007 at 10:01 AM
I bet it was a really Baaaaaad joke (like this one!).
BTW, note that so far I have managed to avoid the gentle killer hornets and I suspect you other bloggers missed my post saying enough with the jokes about France surrendering. ;-))
And I'm sure the French would like to point out that the US is a big country with Mexico and Canada bordering it, not Germany. When did either threaten to invade? OK, Mexico, but that's immigration, not invasion. ;-)
They would also like it noted that they now have a nuclear navy that kicks butt.
Vive la France!
Merci pour votre attention. ;-)
Posted by: AmerInParis | February 22, 2007 at 10:02 AM
That simply was a baaaaaaaaad idea on his part.
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | February 22, 2007 at 10:03 AM
I guess in Oz they take sex with farm animals seriously.
Posted by: fivver | February 22, 2007 at 10:03 AM
"If you can't have a joke at Christmas time with your mates ... it is un-Australian," he said.
Talk about your creeping fascism! Australia is getting positively... American, and not in a good way.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 22, 2007 at 10:03 AM
There once was a pol from Australia
Whose humorous side never failed ya
But his off-color joke
About poking a goat
Put the kibosh on his campaign trail, ah.
Sorry. [wanders off in search of more coffee]
Posted by: Lairbo | February 22, 2007 at 10:05 AM
Deck the calls with jokes of folly,
Baa baa baa baa baa, baa baa baa baa.
Tis the season to film Dolly,
Baa baa baa baa baa, baa baa baa baa.
Dialing now his mates in Contacts,
Baa baa baa baa baa, baa baa baa baa.
Scroll the text, with photos attached
Baa baa baa baa baa, baa baa baa baa.
See the pleading fool implore us,
Baa baa baa baa baa, baa baa baa baa.
Privacy completely porous.
Baa baa baa baa baa, baa baa baa baa.
Follow up punitive measures,
Baa baa baa baa baa, baa baa baa baa.
While he seeks the flesh's pleasure,
Baa baa baa baa baa, baa baa baa baa.
Fast away the career passes,
Baa baa baa baa baa, baa baa baa baa.
Grit your teeth, endorse the b@stids,
Baa baa baa baa baa, baa baa baa baa.
Sing we joyous, all together,
Baa baa baa baa baa, baa baa baa baa.
C'est la vie, let's don the leather,
Baa baa baa baa baa, baa baa baa baa.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 22, 2007 at 10:05 AM
*snork snork snork*
Posted by: crossgirl | February 22, 2007 at 10:09 AM
Is this working??? cuz I\\\'m LOVING the bot today!!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | February 22, 2007 at 10:17 AM
Meanie: I think you've penned a new Kristmas Klassic. You should forward it to Sweden, immediately.
Posted by: Lairbo | February 22, 2007 at 10:22 AM
Lol, lairbo and meanie.
Posted by: Stevie W | February 22, 2007 at 10:23 AM
LMAO good one, Meanie!
Posted by: Siouxie | February 22, 2007 at 10:23 AM
Oh Sioux, not the slashes AGAIN!
Posted by: estrogen centrale | February 22, 2007 at 10:24 AM
Brill! Meanie. I wonder if the SMS joke included the bit about tucking the back legs of the goat into your wellies.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | February 22, 2007 at 10:29 AM
yep, ec! IP banned again....lucky me! Hey I\'m happy to be there even If I show my \'s
Posted by: Siouxie | February 22, 2007 at 10:29 AM
Labor party? Not Labour?
Posted by: | February 22, 2007 at 10:29 AM
She's ovine
Wish she were mine
That lithesome goat over there
The one with the hind so fair...
(apologies to the Chiffons)
Posted by: Stevie W | February 22, 2007 at 10:42 AM
Was a can of orange spray paint involved?
Posted by: casey | February 22, 2007 at 10:46 AM
StvW: I think you have to apologize to more than just the Chiffons...
I also think that Brenton Pavier's upcoming autobiography should be entitled "Look Back in Angora."
Posted by: Lairbo | February 22, 2007 at 10:51 AM
Off to bed, and hopefully no dreams of naughty ungulate action. *shudder*
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | February 22, 2007 at 11:02 AM
Mr Jaeschke (The Sacker) MUST have been in that video!
Posted by: kibby F5 | February 22, 2007 at 11:04 AM
NT you might try counting sheep. Or maybe not.
Posted by: fivver | February 22, 2007 at 11:08 AM
G'night Nurse Tammy!
PS. Please move the louffa sponge in your shower about an inch to the left.
Posted by: Hammond (Vote for Dave!) Rye | February 22, 2007 at 11:10 AM
Typepoop update: I have received a reply from their tech support. They will be reporting my IP address again for whitelisting.
I am not holding my breath.
It\\\'s cold here. That is all.
Posted by: Siouxie | February 22, 2007 at 11:21 AM
We can tell, Siouxie. ;)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 22, 2007 at 11:39 AM
*blushing*
Posted by: Siouxie | February 22, 2007 at 11:52 AM
Here in Washington, DC, we frown on goat sex, but a male page is always up our alleys.
Posted by: Tom Tancredo | February 22, 2007 at 12:11 PM
Goat Porn => Patron Go => Pant or Go => Goop Rant => Top Groan
Posted by: marfie | February 22, 2007 at 12:29 PM
***SNORK*** @ Hammie
Posted by: Clean Hands | February 22, 2007 at 12:41 PM
Siouxie! Girl, put them pointy things away! Everyone can see.
Posted by: Suzy Q | February 22, 2007 at 12:42 PM
poor guy was obviously kidding
Posted by: Gadfly | February 22, 2007 at 12:56 PM
I sent an Update link in which included the actual text message. Hopefully DB/SB will spot it. If it doesn't turn up I will post it over on Blogits [thanks THCguy!].
Posted by: CJrun | February 22, 2007 at 01:04 PM
Hey, not all of us object to that, Suzy! EG™
Posted by: Clean Hands | February 22, 2007 at 01:05 PM
mudstuffin is back to crack wise bring you the rhymes - talkin\' smack - that robot is wack - this you realize, i gonna tell you no lies - here come that rhyme about which you fantasize - the proxy server gave me admission so that the blog won\'t miss submission of juvenile verse - can\'t get no worse - a day without your mudder is a 24 hour curse - the bot he got nothin\' can\'t keep up with old mudstuffin - he give props where props is due and now he gonna shout out to the rest of the crew you got tammy (in her shirt a double whammy) cut and paste for me some nasty rhymes without being asked you got clean hands give mudstuffin a clue about the proxy server and how to bust on through and in the nick of time - you know i gotta rhyme - i started posting this crap eventually to find i\'m addicted (i said ad-dic-ted) sweep your mind up out the gutter contemplate what i have said
really. i was about to overload and start talking in rhyme around the office which would not have been good. not good at all.
Posted by: mudstuffin on double secret probation | February 22, 2007 at 01:14 PM
wooo hoooo! mud\'s showing his \'s too!!!
welcome to my h*ll!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | February 22, 2007 at 01:22 PM
Mud, baby - you're back! YAY!!!!!!!!
Posted by: marfie | February 22, 2007 at 01:35 PM
I had that happen to me once too. I sent out a dirty joke to several friends (including a couple of girls). No one thought the joke was as funny as I did and I lost friends and my girlfriend because of it. Moral of the story: political correctness is now international.
Posted by: Josh | February 22, 2007 at 01:42 PM
Speaking of goat sex, whatever happened to Federal Duck?
Posted by: Mr. Completely | February 22, 2007 at 01:50 PM
I posted on the wrong thread, but it wasn't worth it anyway.
Posted by: Jazzzz | February 22, 2007 at 02:33 PM
Farm Sluts..
And for the love of JHVH do NOT click here. Seriously, don't. It's apropos, but it's completely horrible and NSFW and all that.
You have been warned.
Seriously, don't click the second link.
Posted by: otis wildflower | February 22, 2007 at 03:27 PM
Otis is right, and not because I clicked there now, but because I have learned and never forgotten.
DON'T! JUST DON'T!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 22, 2007 at 03:39 PM
YOU CLICKED IT, YOU CAN'T UNCLICK IT!
Seriously though, it's the first thing that popped into my head when I RTFA.
And yes, with modern meds you can actually have a relatively high-function lifestyle after experiencing that...
(and don't ask about tubgirl, I'm warning you...)
Posted by: otis wildflower | February 22, 2007 at 03:42 PM
No, otis, I didn't click it, but I did once from an email, and someone earlier in this thread posted a Wikipedia link that reminded me of it. So when I checked out the URL of your link I knew what it was without clicking.
Don't wanna know 'bout no tubgirl.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 22, 2007 at 03:54 PM
Yes, mouseover is definitely your friend.. ;)
That Farm Sluts video came out awhile ago, it's got Chris Parnell and it's actually pretty funny... And is relatively SFW.
Posted by: otis wildflower | February 22, 2007 at 04:40 PM
Otis, that 'Farm Sluts' was great! I actually watched the whole thing.
Posted by: CJrun | February 22, 2007 at 05:55 PM
That "Farm Sluts" video was just aw
someful. I couldn't watch it all in one sitting, it was so bad. I think I watched in 4 minute increments or something like that. *preps handbasket*Posted by: Nurse Tammy | February 23, 2007 at 02:28 AM