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February 22, 2007

ADVISORY TO LLAMAS WHO HAPPEN TO BE IN THE VICINITY WHEN BOLIVIA DECIDES TO NATIONALIZE A TIN SMELTER

Run.

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I'm runnin'!

And in addition to being FIRST, I've also been to Bolivia. But I did not explode a llama while I was there.

Bolivian hat trick?

Is everyone at lunch? Or at the llama sacrifice?

*knock, knock*

Is this thing on?

Hey, I put deodorant on today! Where is everyone?

Wanted to see another name on here beside Suzy Q.

Sorry, Suzy...I\'m a little shy today...trying to keep things under wrap (iykwim).

Llamas are just furry camels without humps. And I'm not implying anything by that Sooz.

OMG!!! Please don't tell me it was Ralph!!

Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!

Mmmmmmm ...... dehydrated potatos......

*Washes a mouthful down with some dehydrated water*

It's the Lone Smelter!

(I know, but it's the best I could come up with at the moment. Please resume your usual blogging hilarity.)

Couldn't they ritually sacrifice a snow-white politician instead? Oh wait, that would mean untainted, right? Right. Never Mind.

Can't you just hear the poor llamas? "I'm not a natural blonde, I swear - look, roots!"

MtB - I bought some dehydrated water, but I didn't know what to add to it.

(apologies to Steven Wright)

overheard at the llama sacrifice...

"they're sacrificing Fernando Lamas? I thought he was dead!"

"do you know how hard it is to find a virgin snow-white llama round here?"

"Smelt'er? I can barely stand to be in the same room with her!"

"first we nationalize natural gas, then tin, then...well, that's it actually."

*Goes to the handy H@llmark Animal Sacrifice reference table*

Yup, "Nationalization of Tin Smelter, Southern Hemisphere - Llama"

Whew.

Snork to Mr. Completely with honors to Steven Wright.

Bolivia is not the Banana Lama Republic I thought it was.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

For the first time in many, many, many *insert infinity symbol here* days I finally got a comment in!!! Mudstuffin is da BOMB!!!!!

I hope that the arbitration agreement includes sacrificing the attorneys at the conclusion of the hearing.

And not just the losing side.

We smelt together,
like rama llama llama, Bolivia tin-gy-dong...

*Sacrifices Bolivian politician while burning incense in tin pot*

UPDATE:

As soon as they saw what happened to the llama, the French brass band surrendered...

Didn\'t we already see this movie? In Russia, China, Vietnam, Korea, Cambodia, Cuba, Zimbabwe, and more? Doesn\'t it have a pretty gruesome ending?

I'm suprised the president had time. According to my newspaper today, the country is flooding! Think he might have more important things to do?

**SNORK** @ AFKAT

Llama llama fo fama

LLAMA!

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