WHY WE NEED GUYS

When guys see something that needs to be done, they do it.

(Thanks to Mary Klaebel)

Comments

[Beppie]

No wonder they never hear anything I say!

[Punkin Poo]

Hey - I don't care how he gets my moo goo here.

[Beppie]

Even when I say it, um...FIRST! Yeah! I'm on a roll this week! My best week ever!

[Gadfly]

I'm just glad Wang didn't try to pull it with his,......well,......

[Meanie the Blue]

Just don't pull his finger!

[fivver]

he pulled the 1.2 tonne car with a driver sitting inside.
Driver: Hold my beer and watch this...
*slams on brake*

[mm]

gee, in karate we are always told that you can grab the ears, but it's best not to for certain moves, because they pull off...

[Edgar Greenberg]

Gadfly, he probably did.

Wang said he had been working on the stunt since childhood when he had been "very naughty and eager to try new things".

[casey]

After you pull a car, do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? *WHAP*

[CJrun]

*snork* @ fivver.

[Federal Duck]

"Hrrrrggggghhhh!"

"Hey, um...Wang?"

"Aaarrrrggghnnnngggg!!"

"Do you wanna tell him, or should I?"

"Hommina hommina grrrraaaagghhhhark!!!"

"That's not even an appropriate noise...I'll tell him."

"Buuaaa whappawhappa kachinggaaa!!!!"

"...Wang! You need to release the parking break!"

"...."

[Gadfly]

Wang was the chinamans name
Pulling cars with his ears gave him fame
After several failed tries
came SUCESSS !! (with some cries)
but his undies were never the same

[Punkin Poo]

"Do your ears hang low,
do they wabble to and fro,
can you.....oh, you can, sorry..."

[slyeyes]

"Although by foot it's more safe, I prefer to pull the car using a motorbike, which requires more skill," he said.

Oh-kay. Because skill is what is required in pulling large items with one's ears.

And since this is from Ananova, we KNOW it's true.

[Hammond Rye]

"Next on the Tonight Show, we have Mr. Ears, who is going to pull a ship with his..."
"Oh, my mistake. We have Mr. Ship, who is going to use his ears to pull his..."
"Oh, OK. I have it now. Mr. Wang is here to pull a ship with his ears. Sorry, folks."

[Just Ducky]

A Chinese man who had some brass
Used his ears to move a car's mass
Down the street pulled his load
The driver smiled as he rode
What some folks won’t do to save gas!

[Punkin Poo]

JD! *snork!*

[Noob]

Woot! I got posted. Yay!

And hasn't the guy ever heard of a tow truck?

[Meanie the Blue]

And I thought my wife liked unusual earrings.

[writer132]

You guys can laugh, but there really are guys who pull cars with their...well...youknow.

Check it out: http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/magazine/article.php?article=315

[DavetheRed]

I think I will laugh, *Snork!!

Sorry I missed out on the Darren bashing, d@amn work....

[casey]

Why, DavetheRed, who told you it was too late? That is. a flat. out. lie.

[Jazzzz]

*snorks* around, but what's the big deal? I've had my ears pulled lot's of times. Screaming was involved.....what?

[casey]

oooooh, cover your eyes, children....DavetheRed typed the "w" word.

[Gadfly]

I suspect Darren will get a bit more than his 15 minutes

[Layzeeboy]

"When you wake up in the morning do not urinate. Exercise to sweat it out."???? Um, once it's in your bladder I don't think you're gonna sweat it out. Just sayin'.

[casey]

Jazzzz, the Mrs. is a lucky woman.

I always thought ears were handles.

[Gadfly]

honey, what happened to the ping pong balls?, they just don't bounce like they used to

[Gadfly]

I don't know dear, who cut my coconuts in half?

[Just Ducky]

*snork* @ Gadfly!

[Jazzzz]

Yeah casey....I want to be reincarnated as a whale....7 foot tongue and able to breath through a hole in the top of my head.

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

YAY Noob!

[bbescuela]

I pulled a car with a toe once.

[ScooterRocky]

Bet he could fit a bunch of earrings on those ears!

[ubetcha]

*snork* at jazzzz and if it happens, look me up