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firsst to regisssstration?
Posted by: diverdowndoc | January 29, 2007 at 11:53 AM
YESSSSSSS!
Posted by: diverdowndoc | January 29, 2007 at 11:53 AM
Someone tell Tancredo that if he's coming to Miami, he'll need to get registered as a `species of concern.'
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 29, 2007 at 11:53 AM
Ohhh! a ssssolo ssssimul!
Posted by: diverdowndoc | January 29, 2007 at 11:54 AM
and SSSSSnork at Annie!
Posted by: diverdowndoc | January 29, 2007 at 11:54 AM
'I try to shy people away from the large snakes,'' he said.
*tries to shy away from large snakes too*
and small snakes, and medium-sized snakes...and guys who are snakes...
Posted by: Siouxie | January 29, 2007 at 11:54 AM
I, for one, do not think anyone should put a chip in my python.
Chips on my python are different.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | January 29, 2007 at 11:55 AM
The only problem is that anyone with a valid Florida drivers license can buy one. Enuff said.
Posted by: Meditrina | January 29, 2007 at 12:02 PM
DPC - trousers snakes don't count.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 29, 2007 at 12:02 PM
AWBH-i think that we would all be better served by including trouser snakes in the manditory registration. those buggers can be very dangerous too.
Posted by: witchlesa | January 29, 2007 at 12:06 PM
Anybody care to stroke my rightfully registered reptile?
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 29, 2007 at 12:10 PM
I prefer these chips http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/images/recipes/chips_300x193.jpg on my python, but I'm too lazy to embed the link...
Posted by: Dr Acula | January 29, 2007 at 12:24 PM
witchlesa - are you volunteering to id chip the trouser snakes?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 29, 2007 at 12:27 PM
I hereby propose that every candidate announcing for the 2008 Presidential race be similarly tagged. "Species of concern" my a$$. Them pythons is just snakes.
Posted by: Betsy | January 29, 2007 at 12:31 PM
A man walks into a vet's office...
Man: "I'd like to have my python registered."
Receptionist: "OK, put the snake on the scale please."
Man: "Whut snake?"
*shrug*
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | January 29, 2007 at 12:47 PM
Speaking of reptiles, has anyone heard how Mozart the iguana is doing?
Posted by: JerseyGirl | January 29, 2007 at 01:47 PM
The sun shines softly whispers
Breeze laps nearby like clear waters
Sitting cross-legged on the mat
Supple notes from a reed slip and turn like smoke
Coaxing the sweetness from the air itself
You, I don’t make any sudden moves
The mood will not allow it
My eyes are unfocused, but my mind a razor
Please don’t stop
Weave and bind with musical noose
the snake within
charmed, I’m sure
Posted by: mudstuffin | January 29, 2007 at 01:58 PM
mud-I like the lighter side!
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | January 29, 2007 at 02:22 PM