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1st to say, "OK, I won't."
Posted by: ubetcha | January 15, 2007 at 12:26 PM
i did and i'm sorry.
Posted by: crossgirl | January 15, 2007 at 12:29 PM
"A Moscow surgeon said the man will be able to have sex in a few months."
I guess the guy's better off than I am, then.
Posted by: Stevie W | January 15, 2007 at 12:30 PM
That didn't come out right. Never mind.
Posted by: Stevie W | January 15, 2007 at 12:31 PM
too bad it's a left hand 'cause it brings a new meaning to 'pressing the flesh'...
Posted by: insomniac | January 15, 2007 at 12:33 PM
Better be careful when wiping yourself!
Posted by: lance | January 15, 2007 at 12:33 PM
My, my, is that guy well-armed, or what?
Posted by: Clean Hands | January 15, 2007 at 12:34 PM
brain bleach, NOW!
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 15, 2007 at 12:34 PM
Yay! It's crotch-focus day! Growing male genitalia, pants-less subway riders, 2 vagina-ed cows, fart king, pooping birds ..
what'd I miss?
Posted by: mm | January 15, 2007 at 12:35 PM
Ok, the picture PLUS the sound (wailing??) was pretty disturbing.
Posted by: georgiagirl | January 15, 2007 at 12:35 PM
To protect his privacy??? His privates have been in the national news!
*why didn't I listen to the warning?*
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | January 15, 2007 at 12:39 PM
Heh. Had my speakers turned off, so I missed that part, georgia.
The Wailing Arm Penes WBAGNFARG.
Posted by: Clean Hands | January 15, 2007 at 12:39 PM
and 2 blog-points for that plural CH
Posted by: mm | January 15, 2007 at 12:42 PM
"Little Johnny, That better be your thumb your sucking!"
Posted by: lance | January 15, 2007 at 12:42 PM
Ow ow ow. Thank you. My brain has scurried away somewhere licking its wounds.
Posted by: Thor | January 15, 2007 at 12:44 PM
brain bleach!!
and *snork* @ CH's well-armed
Posted by: mm | January 15, 2007 at 12:44 PM
"Are you giving me the finger or are you just happy to see me?"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 15, 2007 at 12:46 PM
"Both" Annie "both"
Posted by: lance | January 15, 2007 at 12:47 PM
"Well....there's your problem right there...."
Posted by: Punkin Poo | January 15, 2007 at 12:48 PM
well talk about wearing your hard on your sleeve
Posted by: Gadfly | January 15, 2007 at 12:50 PM
"Oh, my, sir...your thumb is so, so....opposable!"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 15, 2007 at 12:50 PM
*snork* @ gadfly!
and (((stevie))), (but that's all)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 15, 2007 at 12:51 PM
Women will never know it's artificial???? I think if my husband/boyfriend/significant other was growing that on his arm, I might notice.
Posted by: Charlotte | January 15, 2007 at 12:52 PM
Found another use for elbow grease?
Posted by: lance | January 15, 2007 at 12:53 PM
and placed silicone testicles in it
Neuticles. Now 2 uses.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | January 15, 2007 at 12:55 PM
Aren't we all just a LITTLE curious as to whether he tried to use it while it was still on his arm?!
BTW - at first, I also thought the mosquito buzzing in the ad on the same page sent with the arm-penis pic. Disturbing. With or without sound.
Posted by: Esther | January 15, 2007 at 12:56 PM
You know, I spend all day painting super sweet kittens and birdies for greeting cards. My theory is that articles like this balance things out inside my brain.
Or not.
Posted by: artchick | January 15, 2007 at 12:58 PM
I always thought people wore their heart on their sleeve...
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 15, 2007 at 01:02 PM
Geeze, artchick, how do you stand it? That sounds like the equivalent of the famous Bill the Cat on Manilow experiment...
Posted by: Clean Hands | January 15, 2007 at 01:03 PM
Should we be looking for hidden penises on your greeting cards from now on, artchick? Kind of like the old Highlights mag hidden pictures?
Posted by: Esther | January 15, 2007 at 01:03 PM
*Snork* @ gadfly!
Posted by: Clean Hands | January 15, 2007 at 01:03 PM
1) I'll be he can't tell his arse from his elbow though....
2) I think there is a "man from Nantucket" joke in there somewhere!
3) and where do I go so I can grow a bigger me on my arm?
Posted by: Chaz | January 15, 2007 at 01:03 PM
"Whoa....do you work out?"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 15, 2007 at 01:09 PM
Moscowski Komsomomolets is yellow press. In your place, I would not believe anything (actually everything) what it prints. They made up such stuff on regular basis.
Posted by: Ihar Filipau | January 15, 2007 at 01:09 PM
Moscowski Komsomomolets is yellow press. In your place, I would not believe anything (actually everything) what it prints. They made up such stuff on regular basis.
Whereas ananova now... .
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 15, 2007 at 01:11 PM
Oh dear Lord, you guys are so freaking funny! I'm rocking back and forth with my hand over my mouth and tears leaking from my eyes. Please, please stop, you are all killing me!
Posted by: casey | January 15, 2007 at 01:12 PM
casey, sweetie.... "pull my finger."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 15, 2007 at 01:13 PM
the guy's a pioneer, a regular Neal Armschlong...
Posted by: insomniac | January 15, 2007 at 01:15 PM
*snork* @ esther! Now I have something to do the next time Mrs. H. drags me in to look at cards for her mother.
Posted by: Clean Hands | January 15, 2007 at 01:15 PM
I thought "double-fisting" referred to drinking two beers at once....
This guy gives a whole new meaning to that too...
Posted by: Higgy | January 15, 2007 at 01:18 PM
There once was a man with a hanker,
to have a much longer wanker,
So, now "armed" with one bigger,
He now proves his vigor,
And ne'er a lassie's the wiser.
Posted by: Esther | January 15, 2007 at 01:20 PM
He can probably switch hands and gain a stroke, (I don't know what that means I just heard it somewhere)
Posted by: Gadfly | January 15, 2007 at 01:21 PM
So, is that a banana up your sleeve or are you just happy to see me? Thank god that was not on Amazon. I'm still enjoying the dead rabbit carcass.
Posted by: Beppie | January 15, 2007 at 01:27 PM
Big deal - my ex was growing 2 chins and another stomach.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 15, 2007 at 01:30 PM
A young Russian man with small britches
Aspired to six-point-five inches
When sewed on his arm
It grew like a charm
But how can he deal with those stitches?
Posted by: Bones | January 15, 2007 at 01:33 PM
Gives a whole new meaning to a high-5 doesn't it!
Posted by: Ross | January 15, 2007 at 01:36 PM
Well now when he counts to 11 he won't have to take his pants off.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 15, 2007 at 01:45 PM
Seems like there should be a Dick Armey joke in there somewhere...
Posted by: Betsy | January 15, 2007 at 01:47 PM
It also lets his thumb rest when he's hitchhiking.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 15, 2007 at 01:59 PM
WHERE does he find gloves?
Posted by: Punkin Poo | January 15, 2007 at 02:03 PM
I give this article three thumbs up!
Posted by: WeatherB | January 15, 2007 at 02:10 PM
ewwww! i will not click, i will not click, i will not click on unknown.....links
Posted by: bookbabie | January 15, 2007 at 02:33 PM
wonders how many times he's tried to lick his...
elbow.
Posted by: crossgirl | January 15, 2007 at 02:50 PM
That's what I thought. I mean, c'mon! He's a guy! You know he tried it.
Posted by: Beppie | January 15, 2007 at 02:57 PM
3 belated snorks to lance!
Posted by: Cat R. | January 15, 2007 at 03:03 PM
*sit on my arm...and tell me that you love me*
Posted by: Siouxie | January 15, 2007 at 03:03 PM
See, my favorite part is that we are now doing limericks instead of haiku.
Posted by: diverdowndoc | January 15, 2007 at 07:20 PM
If they had only grown this on his forehead, he could have been a lawyer!
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 16, 2007 at 12:08 AM
Why didn't you warn us not to click on that link?!? I'm now traumatized for life!!
Posted by: Guy | January 16, 2007 at 02:11 AM
Yeah, I agree with you, Guy! I innocently clicked on the link, and now am trying to get that image out of my mind. I've heard of doctors growing other body parts on arms and bellies, but those were things like ears, etc. A penis? That's just.....well, my first reaction to that article was eeewwwwwww!
Posted by: Amanda in Hawaii | January 16, 2007 at 04:06 AM
Only a couple of thoughts on this bit of nastiness:
Posted by: Baron VonKlyff | January 16, 2007 at 11:43 AM
I remember going to family reunions and hearing people say things like "Look at you! You've grown another foot!" But this??
Posted by: Val | January 16, 2007 at 09:04 PM
Marriage would've solved his problem without surgery
Posted by: Justafan | March 04, 2007 at 02:54 PM
wellcome to my rock world
Posted by: raju | September 12, 2007 at 01:53 AM