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January 19, 2007

WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S ON THE MENU

SOCCER

It's a man's sport.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

DEPARTMENT OF REALLY SCARY INTERESTING ART

Meet Tiger Shiva.

(Thanks to Clean Hands)

WELL THIS CERTAINLY MAKES SENSE

Suing the homeless.

(Thanks to cyrldiving)

VALENTINE'S DAY IS COMING

(Thanks to Otterboy)

SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE

#874376987563498764349

(Thanks to Mike Zlotnick)

ATTENTION, MICHIGANDERS

Make sure you stick to just the one Michigoose.┬╣

┬╣Sorry.

(Thanks to Mike McNelis - oops! - and Andy the tropichunt.com guy)

SPEAKING OF CELLPHONES...

And, of course, squirrels...

(Thanks to Brainy Jello)

UH-OH

Can you hear me NOW?

NONONONONONO

Aren't they already oblivious enough?!?

(Thanks to chicomathmom)

UPDATE: Hmmm. Perhaps there's a sort of logic to this.

(Thanks to artchick)

CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF THE DAY

Can you find me now?

(Thanks to jon harris)

DUH HEADLINE OF THE DAY SO FAR

(Thanks to Mot the Hoople)

FOOLS

They will never learn.

ATTENTION, FILM AND TELEVISION ARTISTS OF INDIA

If you are ever invited to Kothamangalam  to inaugurate the College Union and the Arts Club of a Govt. Polytechnic in Kothaman-galam in Thrissur District, and somebody offers you a gift, just say no.

SPORTS UPDATE FROM BRITAIN

Key Quote: "No one could quite believe a bloke like him, with all that money, would be moronic enough to nick a toilet seat."          

MORE ON ROMANIAN SURGEON FROM HELL

This update is so insane we have trouble believing it's true, but we are linking to it because, hey, this is the internet.

(Thanks to George Foxworth)

IF YOU HEAR A RATTLE IN YOUR CAR...

Run.

January 18, 2007

MEANWHILE, TICKETED PASSENGERS GET IN TROUBLE IF THEY CARRY CONCEALED TOOTHPASTE

(Thanks to Siouxie)

AWWWW

Pilot Blows Deer To Safety

(Thanks to ShadowKatmandu)

SEMI-RELATED STORY (IN THE SENSE THAT IT HAS A DEER IN IT): Chloe would be proud.

(Thanks to Siouxie)

ATTENTION, ART LOVERS

Here is... OK, we're not sure what this is, although we're pretty sure we don't want to know any more.

ADVISORY: Just... OK, just be advised.

(Thanks to Moo Kow)

HAVE WE REACHED THE POINT WHERE PEOPLE ARE SO CLUELESS THAT THEY NEED TO TAKE PICTURES OF THEIR FOOD WITH THEIR PHONES AND SEND THESE PICTURES TO "NUTRITIONAL ADVISORS" AND RECEIVE "FEEDBACK" SO THEY CAN DECIDE WHAT TO EAT?

Apparently, yes.

(Thanks again to Valerie)

WHY THE WORLD NEEDS GUYS

Guys are problem solvers.

WARNING: Contains bad language; stupidity.

(Thanks to Valerie)

DRIVING ON ICE: A REALLY REALLY BAD IDEA, OR WHAT?

You make the call.

(Thanks to Ron Ungerman)

MORE ON ART B

Here's a video obit of Art done by the New York Times and featuring an interview with Art taped in Martha's Vineyard last July. That was right around the last time I saw him, when Ridley and I were there on a book tour and spent an afternoon at his house. I treasure that afternoon; we laughed a lot.

THIS JUST IN

FAREWELL, ART

A good and funny man is gone.

CREEPING FASCISM CONTINUES TO CREEP FORWARD

WAS K-FED NEARBY?

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

PHONE FILTH

Doesn't this study come out, like, every two weeks? What we're waiting for is a study showing that those bluetooth ear thingies make you sterile.

LAST WORDS

'S**t, I'm going to die'.

(Thanks to Greg)

January 17, 2007

MEN

They really do care.

(Thanks to DavCat14)

DANG! WE MISSED IT!

(Thanks to lakedog1)

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Alarming news from the Giant Head Gossip Lady.

(Thanks to Linda Berndt)

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY IT SOUNDS, HE WILL USE IT TO KILL YOU

(Thanks to Ted Habte-Gabr)

ATTENTION, MEN WISHING TO MAKE A ROMANTIC IMPRESSION ON A SPECIAL LADY THIS VALENTINE'S DAY WITH A SPECIAL BEDROOM-ACCESSORY GIFT

Here you go.

(Thanks to gretchencs)

SPORTS NEWS FROM CANADA

It's like hockey, only it's all fighting, with none of that boring hockey.

(Thanks to Chaz)

INCREDIBLE

Somehow the author of this article got all the way through without using the verb "erect."

(Thanks to Hammond Rye)

DEPARTMENT OF REDUNDANCY DEPARTMENT

(Thanks to Suzy Q)

WOMEN

All they care about is looks.

(Thanks to mm)

DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS?

(Thanks to Just Ducky)

NEWSPAPER SALES

Wang's are up, in China.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

DO YOUR PART

YIKES

(Thanks to Jonathan Harris, who states, "Stay the hell out of Morocco")

ADVISORY TO MEN WHO MAY AT SOME POINT COME INTO CONTACT WITH THE ROMANIAN HEALTH-CARE SYSTEM

For God's sake do not click here.

DOMESTIC ANIMAL OF THE WEEK SO FAR

ATTENTION FOOTBALL FANS

We have bad news, and we have good news.

IT HAS GOT TO STOP, ALTHOUGH IT WOULD BE A GOOD NAME FOR A ROCK BAND

Snake Whacking

January 16, 2007

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BREAKING ARMPIT NEWS

(Thanks yet again to DavCat, who adds, "...or put on underwear?")

A QUESTION FOR THE LADIES

Is this what you'd call "poetic justice"?

(Thanks again to DavCat)

 
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