MOM OF THE WEEK SO FAR
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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Aaaaah....what a mutha!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 10, 2007 at 11:54 AM
It's so important for parents to support their child's interests......
Posted by: Punkin Poo | January 10, 2007 at 11:54 AM
"I just wanted to make sure my daughter stayed out of trouble," Santiago said.
Shortly thereafter, she was named to head the President's new foreign policy team.
Posted by: Betsy | January 10, 2007 at 11:55 AM
That would never happen in Beverly Hills. The moms would have the chauffeurs duke it out. That way they don't ruin their manicures.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 10, 2007 at 11:55 AM
I don't know what the article is about, but I'm moving to Woonsocket. Just 'cause I like to say "Woonsocket."
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | January 10, 2007 at 11:56 AM
"Mom, I REALLY wanna go over to the school to kick that beyotch's ass!"
"You are NOT walking all the way over there, young lady!! Let me drive you...."
Posted by: Punkin Poo | January 10, 2007 at 11:56 AM
The most shocking part of this story is that it didn't happen in Florida.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 10, 2007 at 11:56 AM
my mom made me walk to a$$ kicking contests. no wonder i'm scarred for life.
Posted by: wickedwitch | January 10, 2007 at 11:57 AM
Was Jerry Monaco Jr. involved, or is he still nursing his wounds?
Posted by: straycat | January 10, 2007 at 12:00 PM
My mother never drove me to fight. She did, however, drive me to drink.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 10, 2007 at 12:00 PM
two snorks for annie!
Posted by: her royal cuteness, baroness crossgirl of boogaria | January 10, 2007 at 12:02 PM
*shoves a tub of butter under AWBH, 'cause she's on a roll*
Posted by: MOTW | January 10, 2007 at 12:04 PM
Tiggers in training?
Posted by: lance "Baron of Gray Matter" | January 10, 2007 at 12:06 PM
Be honest: You only posted that because the school was called Woonsocket, didn't you?
Posted by: Mo | January 10, 2007 at 12:06 PM
How come one child's mom is always a maniac?
"The offspring doesn't fall too far from the nut tree." Squirrel proverb
Posted by: Morgana | January 10, 2007 at 12:09 PM
How come one child's mom is always a maniac?
"The offspring doesn't fall too far from the nut tree." Squirrel proverb
Posted by: Morgana | January 10, 2007 at 12:09 PM
Now that takes talent.
Posted by: Morgana | January 10, 2007 at 12:10 PM
Annie, when I first started reading, I was looking for where in Floriduh did this happen.
We are so proud of our local moms here.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 10, 2007 at 12:14 PM
YAY for Jeff!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 10, 2007 at 12:16 PM
*waits for the video "Moms gone Mad!" to come out*
Plot line: In an effort to further the bonding experience Mommy Ventura selects a school row to show her daughter the "hair twist" and "body slam" methods of street fighting. Unfortunately for her, the teacher's got her number! Charges follow...
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | January 10, 2007 at 12:20 PM
There are some tough gals in Woonsocket...
Help, insom, this could be a limerick, but I have to get back to school.
Posted by: Jessica R. | January 10, 2007 at 12:23 PM
Here's one while you're waiting for insom to post
There once was a girl in Woonsocket
Suspended for starting a rocket
Her mom drove her to school
Where she broke every rule
And they're all four on the court's docket.
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Posted by: Chris | January 10, 2007 at 12:36 PM
Yay, Chris!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 10, 2007 at 12:38 PM
Good one, Chris. We're done with school here now. I am free to compose my own limerick whilst emptying the trash cans.
Posted by: Jessica R. | January 10, 2007 at 02:03 PM
There was a tough gal from Woonsocket
She carried her teeth in her pocket
Don't tease her today
Or she'll make you pay
'Cause she has a left jab like a rocket!
Posted by: Jessica R. | January 10, 2007 at 02:32 PM
A fighting young lass from Woonsocket
Said "shut yer yap or I'll sock it!
"I'm such a tough hard thing
"I could stomp Tonya Harding
"But I won't because Dave's blog would mock it"
Posted by: Neil G | January 10, 2007 at 03:03 PM
I grew up in L.A. and let me tell you, when two Mexican chicks square off, you do not want to be too close. They use Judo.
As in, "Ju don' know if I got a knife, ju don' know if I got a gun, ju don' know what I got so keep outta my way!"
Posted by: CandyT | January 10, 2007 at 03:34 PM
When I first moved to Missouri, I rented in what I thought was a quiet suburban area. The kids ran in packs, preferring to hang in the middle of the street, until a fight erupted between kids from competing packs. Then, their parents came out and began fighting with each other. The police were on my street several times a week.
Posted by: eat_black_licorice | January 10, 2007 at 10:25 PM
I sooo wish I was poetic!! Those are great!
And eat_b_l---Missouri? NO WAY!! LOL!
Posted by: shellks | January 11, 2007 at 01:31 AM
And yes...Woonsocket IS funny!
Posted by: shellks | January 11, 2007 at 01:32 AM
And yes...Woonsocket IS funny!
Posted by: shellks | January 11, 2007 at 01:32 AM