IS THAT A WAND IN HIS POCKET?
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January 31, 2007
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Oh Harry, why?
Posted by: bookbabie | January 31, 2007 at 01:00 PM
why oh why?
Posted by: Chaz | January 31, 2007 at 01:00 PM
because some one is giving him even more money THATS why
he is trying ot not become type cast
I guess he is not afraid to show his "wand"
Posted by: Chaz | January 31, 2007 at 01:02 PM
That's nothing. Did you see him throw a (unused) condom on Diana Rigg's head on Extras?
Posted by: Wendi with an "i" | January 31, 2007 at 01:03 PM
My, how our Little Harry Potter has grown....
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2007 at 01:06 PM
more like a 2 or 3 pack really
Posted by: Gadfly | January 31, 2007 at 01:08 PM
Well, it ain't a keg, that's for sure!
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 31, 2007 at 01:12 PM
Never mind Harry. Who's the chick?!
Posted by: Mike Antonucci | January 31, 2007 at 01:13 PM
In Equus it's not the chick he has the hots for. It's horse....
Posted by: Dr Acula | January 31, 2007 at 01:16 PM
Harry always had a thing for those horse-like creatures...
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2007 at 01:19 PM
OK, am I the only one seeing something oddly suggestive around his naval area?
Posted by: ubetcha | January 31, 2007 at 01:20 PM
What is it suggesting?
Posted by: Gadfly | January 31, 2007 at 01:23 PM
His naval area? *looks for the boats, doesn't see any, is very confused*
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 31, 2007 at 01:34 PM
if you haven't had to read the books ahead of the movies you may be unaware of a creature that was introduced in (i forget) one of the later books called the "blast-ended screwt" which, as i recall, is kind of a big lobster with bad (explosive) gas. i for one, look forward to that movie.
Posted by: mudstuffin | January 31, 2007 at 01:36 PM
You know, I always thought "Blast-ended Skrewts" WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 31, 2007 at 01:48 PM
In Equus it's not the chick he has the hots for. It's horse....
Dr. Acula, I know equus means horse in latin, but you are kidding right?
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | January 31, 2007 at 02:01 PM
Blast Ended Screwts were in the Goblet of Fire, they already left them out.
Of course, after beer, bratwurst, and saurkraut.....
Posted by: The blog reader formerly known as matt | January 31, 2007 at 02:08 PM
EG - no- in the play he's a messed-up kid, stabbing out the eyes of the stable horses because they saw him do something naughty. Freaky play. I was asked to be in it in college, but when I found out it was nude theater in the round, I demurred.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 31, 2007 at 02:14 PM
EG, yep...Equus is a freaky tale about a boy and his horsey.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2007 at 02:15 PM
*Points wand*
"Exposiarmus!!"
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 31, 2007 at 02:30 PM
annie - i thought it was more like he attempts to do something naughty but the horsies, whom he worships, are watching, so he can't 'seal the deal', in a fit of rage he blinds the horsies.
Posted by: insomniac | January 31, 2007 at 02:31 PM
That is outrageous. We all know how abnormal it is for seventeen year old boys to do that sort of stuff.
Posted by: Beppie | January 31, 2007 at 02:43 PM
totally outrageous, when i was 17 i could "seal the deal" in my sleep
Posted by: Gadfly | January 31, 2007 at 02:55 PM
He couldn't 'seal the deal' while the horses were watching him. One of them kept giggling.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 31, 2007 at 05:38 PM
Super; as these child actors go through puberty, their cute kid-looks turn into brooding young adults with aged voices -- fracturing their child characters. Only the female actress of the Potter series of movies has kept her character as the two boys have grown out of theirs.
Posted by: Dr. Doug | January 31, 2007 at 06:16 PM
typecasting is never pretty.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 31, 2007 at 08:02 PM
I'm surprised that in the UK there isn't an age minimum on theatrical nudism(?). Is 17 a legal adult there?
That being said, Daniel is pretty hot.
Posted by: Guin | January 31, 2007 at 08:14 PM
Ok...am I a horrible mother if I sent this link to my 16 year old daughter who adores Harry/Daniel???
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2007 at 10:17 PM
Siouxie - no, you are not. She'll probably find out anyway. Plus, it's reality.
But if you ever find out George Clooney prefers blondes, don't even think of telling me. ;)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 01, 2007 at 12:21 AM
siouxie - 'hairy daniel' is right...
Posted by: insomniac | February 01, 2007 at 01:09 AM
Insom, I see you're really living up to your name
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | February 01, 2007 at 01:31 AM
Sorry I'm late, guys. My Mom made me take out the trash before I left the house. USA Today had this article yesterday in which they said the pictures included a "hint of pubic hair". That's just not right. I mean it's little Harry Potter for cripes sake.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | February 01, 2007 at 09:45 AM
he's not that little harry potter any more, that was six, seven years ago. Though he is still way too pale.
Posted by: pepe | February 01, 2007 at 11:30 AM
Layzeeboy - as insom started to suggest, let's just call him "Hairy Potter."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 01, 2007 at 12:57 PM
I will be in London in late April and actually have tickets. This play has been around since the 70's and won many awards, and is considered to be quite artistic and tasteful.
Having said that...I cannot say I won't enjoy the HELL out of seeing Dan Radcliffe in the nude.
Guin, to answer your question, 16 is the legal age of consent in England.
Posted by: GeminiEmerald | February 03, 2007 at 08:31 AM
That`s outrageous. We all know how abnormal it is for seventeen year old boys to do that sort of stuff.
Posted by: MaxiMedia | October 09, 2007 at 05:12 PM