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*clinches legs tightly together*
So they'll only have to lop off the FIRST pen¡s?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | January 24, 2007 at 08:51 AM
Ouch. Now, that is not the way to start off the blogging morning.
Posted by: Baron VonKlyff | January 24, 2007 at 08:54 AM
Is this the sort of thing that vets warn about with IguanaViagra?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | January 24, 2007 at 08:54 AM
I am not sure if male bloggers are more envious of the two penises or more scared of the possible amputation.
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 24, 2007 at 08:55 AM
Must of been one heck of a lady iguana! Anyone got her phone number?
Posted by: fivver | January 24, 2007 at 08:56 AM
A spear and a spare.
Posted by: snif | January 24, 2007 at 08:57 AM
One penis is enough for me, as long as it doesn't get lopped off by some
Romanian Surgeonscalpel happy doctor.Posted by: Baron VonKlyff | January 24, 2007 at 08:58 AM
Not cool, Dave!
Posted by: Walter | January 24, 2007 at 08:59 AM
I don't know if two would be a good thing. It used to be tough enough just to get layed once.
Posted by: pogo | January 24, 2007 at 09:04 AM
Yay, Walter!
Posted by: Hammond Rye | January 24, 2007 at 09:05 AM
Anyway, my hubby read the article and walked away hunched over with his hands protecting his groin.
*snicker*
I am sooooo glad not to be a guy.
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 24, 2007 at 09:07 AM
Why don't they show him a picture of Paris Hilton? That should relax him.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | January 24, 2007 at 09:08 AM
Cheesewiz, that might make them both fall off. He would be a very angry lizard.
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 24, 2007 at 09:11 AM
"The Priapic Mozarts" wbagnfarb
Posted by: russellmc | January 24, 2007 at 09:11 AM
Must be an Irish iguana, to be sure, to be sure
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 24, 2007 at 09:14 AM
I'm keeping my eye on you, Dave.
Posted by: Walter | January 24, 2007 at 09:16 AM
Man, I really should get my coffee *before* i start reading the blog.
Posted by: artchick | January 24, 2007 at 09:16 AM
Time to get back to school, I read, "Iguana election of the week so far"! SHEESH!
Posted by: Jessica R. | January 24, 2007 at 09:18 AM
Snork at Snif.
Posted by: ScooterRocky | January 24, 2007 at 09:22 AM
a lounge lizard for sure.
Posted by: crossgirl | January 24, 2007 at 09:24 AM
Iguana Wanna WBAGNFARB
Posted by: Baron VonKlyff | January 24, 2007 at 09:25 AM
So, if I have an erection that lasts for more than four hours and I seek medical attention like the good folks on TV tell me to do, will I get Bobbitted like Mozart, the
two-headedone-headed wonder lizard?Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | January 24, 2007 at 09:26 AM
I guess he'll be making a little less night music.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 24, 2007 at 09:30 AM
I am wondering what type of evolutionary pressures would select for having TWO 'throbbing pythons of love'?
Posted by: fivver | January 24, 2007 at 09:30 AM
I can see it now.
Little Billy, "Gee, Mom, what's that Mozart's dragging around on the ground?"
Mom, "...."
Posted by: jon | January 24, 2007 at 09:33 AM
fivver, my guess has to do with female iguanas saying,"is that it? You're done?!" And then they go on strike.
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 24, 2007 at 09:33 AM
And from the same newspaper, there is this. This is why you always take a friend to the tattoo parlor!
I love the photo caption, though!
Posted by: jon | January 24, 2007 at 09:37 AM
Why don't they show him a picture of Paris Hilton? That should relax him.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | 09:08 AM on January 24, 2007
snork for that...
Posted by: Chaz | January 24, 2007 at 09:42 AM
iguana to doc: idonguana!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 24, 2007 at 09:48 AM
fivver, it's nature's own double dong.
Mother Nature is a woman after all ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | January 24, 2007 at 09:52 AM
r.e. "P3nis Tattoo"
Only thot possible ...
Joe's Bar and Grill, Albuquerque, New Mexico. Where the Elite Meet to Eat.
(And a general snork @ the rest of y'all's posts ...)
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | January 24, 2007 at 09:54 AM
Wow! Two. Iguanas give a whole new definition to menage a trois.
Posted by: pete | January 24, 2007 at 10:00 AM
So do the girl iquanas have two euphemisms too, or do the boys have a harem?
Posted by: artchick | January 24, 2007 at 10:07 AM
Whatever happened to just thinking about baseball?
Posted by: tom | January 24, 2007 at 10:16 AM
I thought only accountants did it with double entry.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 24, 2007 at 10:17 AM
*snork* and "eeeew" @ Mot for "double entry"
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 24, 2007 at 10:21 AM
And I thought the only double posters were here.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 24, 2007 at 10:46 AM
In other lizard news, the kimodo dragon that got pregnant without mating has become the proud mamma of 5 baby kimodos. Awwwwwww.
Posted by: casey | January 24, 2007 at 11:13 AM
casey, I sent that in this morning as an "update"....they're soooooooooooo cute. sorta.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 24, 2007 at 11:15 AM
I guess he'll be making a little less night music.
*snork* Meanie
Can't believe no one said Penis Trauma WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 24, 2007 at 11:20 AM
My wife can't keep one happy let alone two
Posted by: paul | January 24, 2007 at 12:04 PM
Thanks, Jeff. I was getting a bit worried for the culture level here. Now I don't have to post this, or this.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled fart/Twitney/depenification postings.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 24, 2007 at 12:12 PM
Maybe he just hadn't finished? Have they thought about letting him have a go again?
Posted by: peterpan | January 24, 2007 at 01:15 PM
Did anyone see on that same page the story about a four year old killing hundreds of chickens? Weirdness.
Posted by: Beppie | January 24, 2007 at 01:49 PM
Komodo dragon link
Here's a photo of one of the Komodo babies. It looks kinda icky.
Posted by: Kristina L. | January 24, 2007 at 09:57 PM
Compared to male iguanas, human males control their appetites quite well!
Colorado Reptile Humane Society shows just how desperate male iguanas can be (scroll down) at http://www.corhs.org/reptilesexuality.html
--AE Nash
Posted by: AE Nash | January 25, 2007 at 10:26 AM
controls response albedo possibly
Posted by: byrtelblou | May 01, 2009 at 04:41 AM