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January 29, 2007
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FIRST!!
Posted by: qsman | January 29, 2007 at 01:59 PM
YAY!! Now what was this about, let me check
Posted by: qsman | January 29, 2007 at 01:59 PM
I'm getting better.
Posted by: fivver | January 29, 2007 at 01:59 PM
Will this team operate on the iguana too?
Posted by: qsman | January 29, 2007 at 02:00 PM
Chest compressions on a duck??!!?
Well, I suppose you may need to tenderize it, no?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | January 29, 2007 at 02:00 PM
ok...who's having Perky for dinner???
Posted by: Siouxie | January 29, 2007 at 02:02 PM
You can't keep a good duck dead!
Posted by: AmerInParis | January 29, 2007 at 02:02 PM
They said "plucky" again. That's what keeps putting the duck under. You just can't say "plucky" around a duck. It's rude and it makes them woozy.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | January 29, 2007 at 02:03 PM
HA! I'm PERKY!!!!
Why, I haven't been told that for at least a week!
Posted by: casey | January 29, 2007 at 02:05 PM
If she starts running in the Belmont I'm gonna wonder...
Posted by: mm | January 29, 2007 at 02:06 PM
Just add a little orange...
Perky a l'orange?
Posted by: Siouxie | January 29, 2007 at 02:06 PM
I'm plucking duck feathers, I'm ducking pluck feathers, I'm ..... y'all can see where this is heading.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 29, 2007 at 02:09 PM
What kind of hunter wouldn't just shoot it again instead of taking it to the vet?
Posted by: D. Cheney | January 29, 2007 at 02:09 PM
I think Heather is smiling because Reggie, Dick Justin... .
Posted by: jon | January 29, 2007 at 02:10 PM
What kind of hunter doesn't take the time to field dress his meal?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | January 29, 2007 at 02:12 PM
Duck needs a hockey mask. And a cleaver. And a set of sequels.
Posted by: Boris | January 29, 2007 at 02:12 PM
Dick, the idea was to shoot it in the fridge where you could be sure of hitting it, garn, admit it.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 29, 2007 at 02:13 PM
DPC: i was wondering the same thing when this story first came up - i'm no expert, but aren't you supposed to at least remove the guts before you throw your kill in the fridge? this story smells funny.
Posted by: mudstuffin | January 29, 2007 at 02:14 PM
I think the vet was some kind of quack
Posted by: Gadfly | January 29, 2007 at 02:15 PM
The hunter's probably been offered more for Perky that she's worth as food value... Just sayin'
Oh, Gawd, my fingers hs been darrenized,n i cnt tipe....aaaargh!
Posted by: mm | January 29, 2007 at 02:17 PM
I see, too, that there was a Lethal injection meeting.
I hope you guys were thoughtful enough to invite Sen. Tancredo, & his buddy, Darren.
Posted by: jon | January 29, 2007 at 02:19 PM
since when do ducks get nine lives?
Posted by: crossgirl | January 29, 2007 at 02:22 PM
btw: i have been straining to resist the temptation to anagram "ducksicle" - & i think i just sprained something.
Posted by: mudstuffin | January 29, 2007 at 02:25 PM
Mud, what's wrong with sick ducle?
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 29, 2007 at 02:27 PM
sorry to keep dragging other animals in but you've got to see OMGWTFPOLARBEAR and the pandas below at cuteoverload...
Sorry I promise not to do this again...
& *snork* @ mud
Posted by: mm | January 29, 2007 at 02:28 PM
'duck slice' is pretty appropriate.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 29, 2007 at 02:40 PM
mm-Polar bear babies are the only things cuter than pandas.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | January 29, 2007 at 02:43 PM
Filming for Perky's Revenge starts ASAP. Where's Just Ducky when I need her?
Posted by: Federal Duck | January 29, 2007 at 02:45 PM
I don't have a problem with ducks lice either, unless you put a live duck in my fridge and they get on Kevins bacon
Posted by: Gadfly | January 29, 2007 at 02:51 PM
Licks duce is also perfectly acceptable.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 29, 2007 at 02:53 PM
What happened to Frank? Am I seeing things?
Posted by: casey | January 29, 2007 at 03:01 PM
ISIANMTU
I had a first post on a story about a guy named Lovely that involved man-holes. then it all just disappeared.
Posted by: Gadfly | January 29, 2007 at 03:01 PM
nevermind, I must have made it up afterall
Posted by: Gadfly | January 29, 2007 at 03:02 PM
I was busy posting this and it all went bloooey.
Major problem here, we now have glass fibre manhole covers. We also regularly get power cuts and interruption of telephone services due to cable theft. The best is when they try to sell fibre optic cables to a metal scrap dealer.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 29, 2007 at 03:04 PM
Gadfly - you're cheating on us, aren't you?
*hopes Gadfly conveniently forgets CO post mm herself posted not 10 minutes ago*
Posted by: mm | January 29, 2007 at 03:04 PM
Casey saw it too, it was Frank Lovely and he was involved with manholes
*hopes he never has to say/type/think that word again*
Posted by: Gadfly | January 29, 2007 at 03:13 PM
I blame Al Gore, space aliens (redundant) and global warming.
Posted by: fivver | January 29, 2007 at 03:15 PM
With the damaged wing, Perky now flies upside down. I hope that doesn't lead to a bad quack-up!
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 29, 2007 at 03:23 PM
Slither hither, Heather!
Posted by: Lynn | January 29, 2007 at 03:24 PM
Chest compressions always "perk" me right up, IYKWIM.
Posted by: ubetcha | January 29, 2007 at 03:26 PM
I did see it Gadfly. I gotcha yer back. Or something. hee hee
Posted by: casey | January 29, 2007 at 03:28 PM
I blame Darren.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 29, 2007 at 03:31 PM
A lucky young waterfowl named Perky
whose life or death status was murky
ruffled the hunters wifes feather
as reported by heather
and avoided becoming duck jerkey
Posted by: Gadfly | January 29, 2007 at 03:34 PM
Zombie Fowl are (is? am?) no laughing matter, people.
Posted by: lurker | January 29, 2007 at 04:18 PM
It only seems fitting: Daffy's Duck's Rhapsody.
http://www.stuporduck.com/sounds/DS009.ra
Posted by: Jeannie | January 29, 2007 at 04:22 PM
Re: my 3:28 post
It reads like it was written by someone named Darren.
Posted by: casey | January 29, 2007 at 04:23 PM
*pulls the extra 's down*
Posted by: Jeannie | January 29, 2007 at 04:24 PM
I'm dyslexic. I read all though the article trying to find the Dick. I thought it would be someone's name or something.. Gettign it wrong is hillarious sometimes.
Posted by: Myra | January 29, 2007 at 05:10 PM
Awe, go little ducky, go!
Posted by: Beppie | January 29, 2007 at 05:53 PM
Wish I had been here earlier, Fed. Had to see my agent.
Posted by: Just Ducky | January 29, 2007 at 07:26 PM
mm, that site is sooo cute!
For more baby panda photos, check out this:
Baby Panda pics
Posted by: Kristina L. | January 29, 2007 at 11:24 PM
"Zombie Fowl" WBAGNFARB, y'know?
Posted by: JDH | January 30, 2007 at 03:23 AM