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January 22, 2007
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Fond-le Akkk, Wi. how appropriate
Posted by: Jazzzz | January 22, 2007 at 05:43 PM
Somebody's been bleeding in my bed!
Posted by: CJhasrunsinhistights | January 22, 2007 at 05:48 PM
come to me Papa Bear...
Posted by: mm | January 22, 2007 at 05:49 PM
How strange was he?
Posted by: pogo | January 22, 2007 at 05:50 PM
Hopefully, she took some funny pictures of him in her nightgown before she woke him up. (Lipstick, earrings...why does Jack Lemmon come to mind?)
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | January 22, 2007 at 05:51 PM
SNORK at Judi and pogo!
Posted by: casey | January 22, 2007 at 05:52 PM
Didn't Robert Downey Jr. do something like this once?
Posted by: Clark Kent | January 22, 2007 at 05:54 PM
Was he wearing "leggy knits paired with mercerized cotton jerkin, and a snug little Rude Boy with manners jacket"
Posted by: pogo | January 22, 2007 at 05:55 PM
Well, if he was good looking all would be forgiven!
Posted by: Beppie | January 22, 2007 at 05:55 PM
who said he had to be good-looking? don't be putting words in my mouth, there, beppie.
Posted by: judi | January 22, 2007 at 05:56 PM
*sigh*
that almost never happens to me...
Posted by: Siouxie | January 22, 2007 at 05:59 PM
Almost???
Posted by: casey | January 22, 2007 at 06:15 PM
um..I meant never. yep.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 22, 2007 at 06:23 PM
"He came in through the bathroom window..."
Posted by: JDHarea209 | January 22, 2007 at 06:37 PM
Okay, I agree, Judi, he doesn't have to be good looking. Just rich or in a rock band.
Posted by: Beppie | January 22, 2007 at 06:40 PM
Why, oh WHY can't that happen to me? I'd even clean up the damn blood! As long as everything, ahem, worked, that is.
Posted by: Suzy Q | January 22, 2007 at 07:21 PM
Woman finds strange man in her
oh, wait, there's another line in the title
bed
That was an unfortunate page break.
Posted by: Typesetter | January 22, 2007 at 07:32 PM
er, line break.
Posted by: Typesetter | January 22, 2007 at 07:33 PM
So? When I was married ---
Oh, nevermind. Pogo already beat me to what I was getting at.
Posted by: slyeyes | January 22, 2007 at 07:34 PM
Another Fond du Lac story, eh? Really dredging the bottom of the lake for material, aren't we?
(Yeah, I made a French joke.)
(It's OK, because I'm in Fond du Lac right now.)
Posted by: Tooker | January 22, 2007 at 08:55 PM
And was he too soft, too hard, or just right?
Posted by: Ross | January 23, 2007 at 01:09 AM