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run away!
Posted by: diverdowndoc | January 29, 2007 at 11:56 AM
dang! Make that FIRST to run away!
Posted by: diverdowndoc | January 29, 2007 at 11:57 AM
Is that an award in his hand or is he just happy to see himself? (Looks like the batteries fit in the bottom - take that as you will.)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 29, 2007 at 11:57 AM
DDD, I've been right behind you on nearly every post. Don't drop the soap. ;)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 29, 2007 at 11:58 AM
*drops soap*
Uh oh.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | January 29, 2007 at 11:59 AM
Whew- I wondered who was nudging me!
I'm gonna have to let you take the lead now- I've gotta go to kickboxing class then to work.
Do I owe you dinner now?
Posted by: diverdowndoc | January 29, 2007 at 12:00 PM
vf, DPC.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 29, 2007 at 12:00 PM
"My fans in Japan helped me achieve historic milestones in the music industry."
"And your children should be safe, I don't eat sushi."
Posted by: Siouxie | January 29, 2007 at 12:03 PM
Tell someone who gives a s&!t.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 29, 2007 at 12:04 PM
MJ? Or MJ?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 29, 2007 at 12:04 PM
"We don't give out information regarding our client's whereabouts because of safety, and this is just an ongoing policy."
What, is he Dick Cheney now?
Posted by: markcant | January 29, 2007 at 12:05 PM
*horrified to have just moved my family to Las Vegas*
Posted by: Gadfly | January 29, 2007 at 12:05 PM
And the mystery of Japan deepens.
Posted by: casey | January 29, 2007 at 12:07 PM
I should explain it is no secret here where he is moving
Posted by: Gadfly | January 29, 2007 at 12:07 PM
"We don't give out information regarding our client's whereabouts because of safety
Exactly whose safety? His or our children?
Posted by: Meditrina | January 29, 2007 at 12:08 PM
*finally happy to only have daughters of the female persuasion*
Posted by: Gadfly | January 29, 2007 at 12:10 PM
Shouldn't he have to register? If not as a s&x offender, then at least as a 'species of concern.'
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 29, 2007 at 12:10 PM
Wow. Fans have to pay $3300 to be "appreciated"?!
I wonder how much it costs to be disregarded??
Posted by: Betsy | January 29, 2007 at 12:20 PM
...and what does the damBot mean by asking that I prove that I'm a "human below"? Specieswise, isn't the general rule 'as the brain goes, so goes the torso'?
Posted by: Betsy | January 29, 2007 at 12:23 PM
SNORK at AWBH on the 'species of concern'. and just what species is he? has that even been determined yet?
Posted by: witchlesa | January 29, 2007 at 12:24 PM
I think he can be classified as "Plasti-Freak"
Posted by: Meditrina | January 29, 2007 at 12:35 PM
How time flies. Have the statutes of limitations run out already?
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | January 29, 2007 at 12:39 PM
I can understand why he remains popular in Japan. At least in anime there remains a strong tradition of gender-bending characters, and even those who switch back and forth. He'd fit right in...
Posted by: mm | January 29, 2007 at 12:46 PM
Welcome to Vegas, Gadfly. Just don't dress your girl-children in an ambiguous fashion, I think he's easily confused.
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 29, 2007 at 12:51 PM
I wonder how much it costs to be disregarded??
!SNORK! @ Betsy
Posted by: MOTW | January 29, 2007 at 01:00 PM
Er, I do have a small adorable son, and am now concerned. Is there any way we could ship MJ to Denver?
Posted by: nevadamum | January 29, 2007 at 01:19 PM
Thanx Nurse Tammy, no chance there, they are girly-girl through and through.
Posted by: Gadfly | January 29, 2007 at 01:33 PM
We're supposed to spend $3000 to meet him for 30 seconds to one entire minute? How much will he pay me for the privilege of not meeting him and saving him all that effort?
Waiter, check please!
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 29, 2007 at 03:28 PM
That story scared me so bad, I think I made a Tancredo in my pants.
Posted by: David | January 29, 2007 at 05:04 PM
C'mon, guys, be fair. He appeared before a jury of his peers and was found innoce.....Nope, can't type that with a straight face.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | January 29, 2007 at 07:41 PM
Ack! Not Vegas, please!
Posted by: wingpup | January 30, 2007 at 04:25 PM