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speaking with the casual, blasé manner of someone who hasn't just had their penis cut off
I need to work on my 'manner'.
And OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | January 31, 2007 at 09:21 AM
Oh the cruelty.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 31, 2007 at 09:21 AM
Mozart get chopped just for walking erect?
Posted by: fivver | January 31, 2007 at 09:21 AM
How long until Mozart's, shall we say requiem, shows up on e bay?
Posted by: lakedog | January 31, 2007 at 09:23 AM
Unfortunately, when it passed a nearby picture of Paris Hilton, the detached organ immediately shriveled into a soft lump of tissue.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 31, 2007 at 09:25 AM
The first one of you who names their rock band "Mozart's Penis" is going to hear from my lawyers!
Posted by: Mozart D. Lizard | January 31, 2007 at 09:26 AM
I am glad not to be of the guy gender; I get to laugh at this without cringing.
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | January 31, 2007 at 09:27 AM
MtB, you would have thought that they might have tried the photo of Paris/Twatney before deciding that they should just lop the offending member off.
Posted by: Baron vonKlyff | January 31, 2007 at 09:28 AM
Hey, ya gotta do what ya gotta do, anyway, he had a spare.
Posted by: E. Bobbit | January 31, 2007 at 09:31 AM
I knew he shouldn't have taken that Cialis (™)!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 31, 2007 at 09:35 AM
If it does show up on Ebay, we should buy it to keep Walter company!
Posted by: jon | January 31, 2007 at 09:39 AM
When asked to comment later, Mozart was quoted as saying," Hey! What the He!! did I do, huh? I was minding my own damned business and some maniac comes in with a cleaver and whacks off my lizardhood. I mean, come on!"
Mozart stated that the zoo would be hearing from his attorneys in the near future.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | January 31, 2007 at 09:41 AM
The comment about Jennifer Aniston's second nose job was pretty funny!
Posted by: baligurl | January 31, 2007 at 09:44 AM
a moment of silence gentlemen - (women will never understand)
gone now the legendary member
the one the prophecy foretold
each of us has seen a glimpse
years thirteen through twenty
did our own bodies foreshadow
the coming of the eternal one
somewhere it lies turgid still
severed and never satisfied
Posted by: mudstuffin | January 31, 2007 at 09:45 AM
"Detachable Iguana Penis" might bagnfa punk
band.
All the guys can stop crossing their legs now!!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2007 at 09:47 AM
Ironically, I just received an email from a Martha Alford, who informs me that: "It will be so big she gags on it".
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2007 at 09:52 AM
mozart's "magic flute" has lost its magic...
Posted by: insomniac | January 31, 2007 at 09:54 AM
Did anyone bother to ask Mrs. Mozart??? huh?? maybe SHE didn't mind the constant erection. She's just as much a victim here people!
Posted by: Siouxie | January 31, 2007 at 09:58 AM
Judy wants to know if you can find it in your heart to extend our family by adopting this reptile rod.
Posted by: Walter | January 31, 2007 at 10:00 AM
maybe he'll grow a new one....
Posted by: crossgirl | January 31, 2007 at 10:04 AM
Reptile Rod(s) WBAGNFARB.
Has anyone seen Lorraina Bobbit around, lately?
Posted by: Lairbo | January 31, 2007 at 10:07 AM
"Male iguanas - including Mozart - have two penises..."
I can't tell you the number of times I've said to myself, "Man, I wish I had two penises."
Posted by: Schadeboy | January 31, 2007 at 10:37 AM
Whoa! Am I going nuts (ha ha) or did the link title just change?
Posted by: Schadeboy | January 31, 2007 at 10:39 AM
what happened? what did i miss?
Posted by: woody everhard | January 31, 2007 at 11:02 AM
♫ They're coming to take it away, ha ha, ho ho, hee hee....♬
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 31, 2007 at 11:27 AM
They "don't see it as beig a big problem."
What if it happens again when he gets all iguana-y with a gal?
Posted by: bathead | January 31, 2007 at 12:10 PM
Didn't we just do this story?
Posted by: pete | January 31, 2007 at 10:49 PM
"I your erection lasts for more than four hours, consult your iguana."
Posted by: AlanBoss | February 01, 2007 at 01:37 AM