Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
LOL- Siouxie, for a while I had visions of other forms of "banging" from the neighbors...then I found the earlier comments about the roofers. Not nearly as entertaining
Hey, I can think of some even more fun pharmaceuticals than that! Especially with all that talk of banging earlier. But I have an exceedingly dirty mind. It's more fun that way, don't you think?
btw - whenever I go to another blog, I feel like Reverso-Dorothy - a tornado sucked up my brain and dumped it in Dullsville, Ohio. Like my synapses just switched from a T-1 line to dial-up. Then I realize how gosh-durned lucky I am to have alla youse. Don't evah change...(except mud could use a shower once in a while.)
Hey, I'm with y'all about this blog contributing to my dreams. Last nite I dreamed about an alligator, a Golden Retriever, a twenty foot long orange and black snake with a million legs like a centipede and a Port-a-Jon. ISIANMTU. All in one dream. I was at an outdoor nite-time concert or something. And I didn't even drink alcohol before falling asleep. I think the alligator symbolized Twitney. Other than that, I don't know. Anyone care to interpret?
Of course I'm not cheating on you. I mean when this blog links to a story, and it has commentary after it, mostly from people who are permitted to vote and (shudder) drive.
With ya on that one, Annie. I swear, these are the people who keep the drive through liquor store in business. No wonder car insurance here is outrageous. Let us not even talk about voters. I'll have nightmares instead of the pleasantly bizarre dreams I'm anticipating.
"gentlemen, our main client needs another publicist."
"another one? the tobacco-industry guy didn't work out?"
"yes, and the guy who did the ad campaign for the landmines- "Land Mines - Securing Your Perimeters"
is busy learning how to use his artificial hand."
"this new guy has some ideas... we put little ads in Britney's 'no-fly' zone, then when the tabloids blow up the picture, bam! there's free exposure,as it were. So far Monistat has signed on."
"that's better than the designer VD idea, where we culture whatever she's infected with and sell little vials of it."
Dave has kept Britney's name in the public forefront lo these many months through his excellent blogging skills.
Meanwhile, her publicists have been dropping like flies.
At this critical juncture for Spears, Dave JUST HAPPENS to have finished his book and his stumping activities JUST HAPPEN to be winding down a bit.
Could our Dave be making a case to become B.S.'s next publicist? Or would this be considered in conflict of interest with the PR he does for Snakes on a Whatever? Only Tim will tell.
yeah, slow blogging. i've been forced to catch up on "overheard at the office" and "overheard in new york". i keep those for when the blog turns to Ms. Smears.
OJ "If the thong don't fit, it must be Twit" Simpson??
Posted by: Siouxie | December 27, 2006 at 12:55 PM
No, no, Siouxie, we need it closed, not sliced open to the bone.
Posted by: Clean Hands | December 27, 2006 at 12:58 PM
CH-You have a dark side, don't you???
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | December 27, 2006 at 01:01 PM
and I should add ;-)
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | December 27, 2006 at 01:02 PM
and add NTTAWWT....
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 27, 2006 at 01:08 PM
arrrrgh...the "banging" started again next door...it was quiet while they breaked for lunch.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 27, 2006 at 01:11 PM
broke?
had some food?
Posted by: Siouxie | December 27, 2006 at 01:12 PM
annie-that too
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | December 27, 2006 at 01:14 PM
LOL- Siouxie, for a while I had visions of other forms of "banging" from the neighbors...then I found the earlier comments about the roofers. Not nearly as entertaining
Posted by: chesbn | December 27, 2006 at 01:17 PM
Come back CH. I wuz only kiddin'! Plus, we love all the sides of you.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | December 27, 2006 at 01:20 PM
chesbn, I know right?? I'm sure there's that kinda bangin' too (they have 4 kids) but our houses are separated...thank GAWD!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 27, 2006 at 01:22 PM
especially the tush side, CH..he he
Posted by: Siouxie | December 27, 2006 at 01:24 PM
LOL - was busy working. Dang work. Interferes with my blogging.
Posted by: Clean Hands | December 27, 2006 at 01:28 PM
We've got to figure out a way to turn blogging into a full-time job.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | December 27, 2006 at 01:34 PM
Yeah. Blogging as a full time occupation.
*envies His Daveness just that little bit more*
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | December 27, 2006 at 01:37 PM
Think we could get corporate sponsorship? Perhaps from some of the mental health drug companies?
"This Blog brought to you by Paxil. Post a comment to your doctor asking if Paxil is right for you"
Posted by: Punkin Poo | December 27, 2006 at 01:46 PM
When I get rich from selling my autobiography, I'm gonna be a full-time blogger.
'Course, it may be a while, as I can't finish it til I die and know the ending.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | December 27, 2006 at 01:49 PM
Hey, I can think of some even more fun pharmaceuticals than that! Especially with all that talk of banging earlier. But I have an exceedingly dirty mind. It's more fun that way, don't you think?
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | December 27, 2006 at 01:51 PM
Nurse Tammy, you mean like:
"If you're blogging lasts for more than 4 hours, seek medical attention" ?
"Why does Blogagra last for 36 hours? Because you never know what time is the right time for blogging!"
Posted by: Punkin Poo | December 27, 2006 at 01:54 PM
(Cut to shot of couple in claw foot tubs, outside at sunset, blogging on laptops)
Posted by: Punkin Poo | December 27, 2006 at 01:56 PM
Tammy??
Perhaps something like... Keep UP with your Blog...brought to you by Viagra?
Posted by: Siouxie | December 27, 2006 at 01:56 PM
I personally think the perfect sponsor for our group is "Chock Full O' Nuts".
Posted by: Punkin Poo | December 27, 2006 at 01:57 PM
Punkin, scary psychic simul...dirty minds and all.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 27, 2006 at 01:58 PM
Blogalis: It's YOUR time!
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | December 27, 2006 at 01:58 PM
chesbn - thanks for clearing that up. I was thinking the same thing. Guess I had visions of sugarplums banging in my head.
re: blog sponsorship - Viagra sponsors a baseball award - "comeback player of the year." IANMTU.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 27, 2006 at 01:59 PM
Ok....it's 2 o'clock. It's DEAD here.
(Even for this Hospice office)
So, I'm gonna mosey.......
Catch up w/ y'all later!
Posted by: Punkin Poo | December 27, 2006 at 02:03 PM
btw - whenever I go to another blog, I feel like Reverso-Dorothy - a tornado sucked up my brain and dumped it in Dullsville, Ohio. Like my synapses just switched from a T-1 line to dial-up. Then I realize how gosh-durned lucky I am to have alla youse. Don't evah change...(except mud could use a shower once in a while.)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 27, 2006 at 02:06 PM
Oh well. Off to bed. To SLEEP. Honest(this time, anyway). This blog has been the source of so many odd dreams, I have lost count.
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | December 27, 2006 at 02:06 PM
Awwww, Annie, thanks. *sniff*
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | December 27, 2006 at 02:08 PM
Annie - you've been cheating on us??????
(Where can I get some?)
Posted by: Punkin Poo | December 27, 2006 at 02:09 PM
"Where can I get some? "
*fighting dirty mind and losing*
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | December 27, 2006 at 02:11 PM
i'm in work hell. is there an online application for that publicist job? it can't require much work.
Posted by: crossgirl | December 27, 2006 at 02:13 PM
CG, It's not the work, it's the class of vermin you will have to deal with.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | December 27, 2006 at 02:15 PM
I wouldn't think of wasting my precious time blogging elsewhere.
*One blog woman*
Posted by: Siouxie | December 27, 2006 at 02:17 PM
Hey, I'm with y'all about this blog contributing to my dreams. Last nite I dreamed about an alligator, a Golden Retriever, a twenty foot long orange and black snake with a million legs like a centipede and a Port-a-Jon. ISIANMTU. All in one dream. I was at an outdoor nite-time concert or something. And I didn't even drink alcohol before falling asleep. I think the alligator symbolized Twitney. Other than that, I don't know. Anyone care to interpret?
Posted by: casey | December 27, 2006 at 02:18 PM
and that's just coming outta Twit's twat, Hammie...
*ewww*
Posted by: Siouxie | December 27, 2006 at 02:18 PM
Of course I'm not cheating on you. I mean when this blog links to a story, and it has commentary after it, mostly from people who are permitted to vote and (shudder) drive.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 27, 2006 at 02:19 PM
casey, are you SURE there was no wine involved?? Anytime I have blog-induced dreams, it's right after my chardonnay.
Annie, I knew you wouldn't cheat on us ;-) I agree...all those comments are zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted by: Siouxie | December 27, 2006 at 02:22 PM
wow - casey...I'm speechless...ok, I'm over the speechless part.
Last night, I dreamt about Derek Jeter. We were at some boring event and we fell asleep. I remember thanking him for coming - take that as you want...
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 27, 2006 at 02:23 PM
With ya on that one, Annie. I swear, these are the people who keep the drive through liquor store in business. No wonder car insurance here is outrageous. Let us not even talk about voters. I'll have nightmares instead of the pleasantly bizarre dreams I'm anticipating.
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | December 27, 2006 at 02:24 PM
"...visions of sugarplums banging in my head..."
*fighting dirty mind and losing miserably*
Sugarplum Porn WBAGNFARG.
Posted by: Clean Hands | December 27, 2006 at 02:25 PM
*fighting dirty mind and losing miserably*
Just had to upstage me, huh CH? *grumble*
Can ya'll tell I'd rather blog than sleep?
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | December 27, 2006 at 02:27 PM
*watching Sean Connery's "Never Say Never"*
He just said..." When you go down, you should always be relaxed".
classic!
(for all you dirty minds, they were going scuba diving)
HA! really!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 27, 2006 at 02:28 PM
MMMmmm. Connery gets to narrate my dreams. This just gets better.
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | December 27, 2006 at 02:36 PM
sometimes I blog IN my sleep. I check the posts the next day and think..."who wrote that smut?" My doppelganger is one wild child.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 27, 2006 at 02:37 PM
Excuses, excuses. My doppelganger is the sweet wholesome child who goes in to take care of people.
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | December 27, 2006 at 02:45 PM
Well all you doppelgangers...I'm off to spend the afternoon with my girls...again. Enjoy the rest of the day everyone!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 27, 2006 at 02:47 PM
"gentlemen, our main client needs another publicist."
"another one? the tobacco-industry guy didn't work out?"
"yes, and the guy who did the ad campaign for the landmines- "Land Mines - Securing Your Perimeters"
is busy learning how to use his artificial hand."
"this new guy has some ideas... we put little ads in Britney's 'no-fly' zone, then when the tabloids blow up the picture, bam! there's free exposure,as it were. So far Monistat has signed on."
"that's better than the designer VD idea, where we culture whatever she's infected with and sell little vials of it."
"yeah, too many freebies."
Posted by: insomniac | December 27, 2006 at 02:50 PM
G'night all. Off (well, probably) to my Connery-narrated dream extravaganza.
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | December 27, 2006 at 02:51 PM
*snork* @ insom's 'free exposure.'
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 27, 2006 at 02:55 PM
absolutely disgusting insom, snorkable, yet disgusting. thank you!
Posted by: wickedwitch | December 27, 2006 at 02:57 PM
I've written some of my best blog entries while asleep.
Posted by: Stevie W | December 27, 2006 at 02:58 PM
Consider, bloglits and other muggles:
Dave has kept Britney's name in the public forefront lo these many months through his excellent blogging skills.
Meanwhile, her publicists have been dropping like flies.
At this critical juncture for Spears, Dave JUST HAPPENS to have finished his book and his stumping activities JUST HAPPEN to be winding down a bit.
Could our Dave be making a case to become B.S.'s next publicist? Or would this be considered in conflict of interest with the PR he does for Snakes on a Whatever? Only Tim will tell.
Posted by: Nebbisk | December 27, 2006 at 02:59 PM
Hence the expression, "sleeping like a blog."
Posted by: Stevie W | December 27, 2006 at 03:01 PM
The Blog is sleeping? No wonder there's a dearth of posts today, and we're stuck considering Britney all afternoon. :-(
Posted by: Clean Hands | December 27, 2006 at 03:11 PM
yeah, slow blogging. i've been forced to catch up on "overheard at the office" and "overheard in new york". i keep those for when the blog turns to Ms. Smears.
Posted by: wickedwitch | December 27, 2006 at 03:39 PM
Sorry guys, I've had to work, 1/1/07 deadlines... but I peek in occasionally, when response time is slow on the system.
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 27, 2006 at 04:01 PM
I\\\'m just testing this connection
Posted by: Siouxie | December 30, 2006 at 09:17 AM