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Posted by: ken | December 20, 2006 at 11:44 AM
So British women have the biggest bazooms. I guess it's a consolation prize to make up for their teeth!
Posted by: fivver | December 20, 2006 at 11:45 AM
why would anyone want to have D-cup sized boobs? buying new bras require a short-term loan and they are really, really uncomfortable what with the wires and stays and 5 rows of fasteners. i'd trade down anyday.
Posted by: wickedwitch | December 20, 2006 at 11:46 AM
*books first flight to Holland
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | December 20, 2006 at 11:46 AM
Heh. I'm off to Denmark in a few months. :-) I'll have to see if I can get appropriate crapcam pics.
(Without getting killed.)
Posted by: Clean Hands | December 20, 2006 at 11:48 AM
*gets out of the way of the male bloggers stampeding to the airport*
Posted by: artchick | December 20, 2006 at 11:51 AM
Actually, anything more than a handfull is wasted.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | December 20, 2006 at 11:55 AM
(Though, honestly, I prefer bazooms to not be supersized... more than a handful is...? Yeah.)
Posted by: Clean Hands | December 20, 2006 at 11:55 AM
^5 DPS!!! Psychic simul!
Posted by: Clean Hands | December 20, 2006 at 11:56 AM
CH and DPS - you are both in the minority of men. Most guys think bigger are better. Those are the same guys that speak to the boobs instead of the person.
Posted by: wickedwitch | December 20, 2006 at 11:58 AM
*obviously is not from Denmark*
*my knees will be happy not to get slapped around one day*
Posted by: Siouxie | December 20, 2006 at 11:59 AM
So is that is referred to as "dutch treat"? :)
Posted by: Val | December 20, 2006 at 12:06 PM
Let me just say, we are all natural and we are spectacular.
Posted by: casey's size D ramparts | December 20, 2006 at 12:07 PM
Bigger is fun to look at - within reason. Anybody see that episode of (I think it was) Plastic Surgery: Before & After, where the woman had a freakishly large rack? Tripple-j or some such? She needed a specially engineered and built harness for those.
Besides, there are other parts of the female anatomy that I find just as, if not more interesting.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | December 20, 2006 at 12:08 PM
Mrs. Dog the bounty hunter is a good example of TOO MUCH of a not so good thing.
Posted by: angel | December 20, 2006 at 12:11 PM
lemme guess, Chris...the eyes...right???
Posted by: Siouxie | December 20, 2006 at 12:13 PM
If anyone needs me I'll be in Denmark.
Posted by: blurk | December 20, 2006 at 12:21 PM
...the general increasing size of the population are also leading to bigger breasts.
... so, China's got to be HUGE!?
*would like to see the supporting documentation*
hee, hee, said "supporting"
Posted by: kibby F5 | December 20, 2006 at 12:22 PM
The eyes are hard to lick and suck and fondle without causing pain and/or harm. Not like nice, curvy, well-formed ...
I was typing out loud again, wasn't I?
Sorry.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | December 20, 2006 at 12:24 PM
I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: Clean Hands | December 20, 2006 at 12:26 PM
Puts a whole new spin on the phrase "Going Dutch" dunnit?
Actually, it's their way of asssuring that they win all future Wet Dirndl Competitions.
Posted by: Lairbo | December 20, 2006 at 12:28 PM
I blame global warming.
Posted by: casey | December 20, 2006 at 12:30 PM
Then I love global warming.
Posted by: blurk | December 20, 2006 at 12:37 PM
Whew. It's hot in here.
Posted by: casey | December 20, 2006 at 12:41 PM
*wondering if the same holds true for the men*
Posted by: Siouxie | December 20, 2006 at 12:41 PM
*not particularly wanting to see bigger breasted men*
just wonderin' is all...
Posted by: Siouxie | December 20, 2006 at 12:42 PM
Before I had kids, mine were the shape/size of a champagne glass.
Now I've got kegs.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | December 20, 2006 at 12:44 PM
Woohoo! Kegger at Punkin's!
Posted by: Lairbo | December 20, 2006 at 12:46 PM
Isn't Holland where they have all the dykes?
NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 20, 2006 at 12:46 PM
Hmmmm. I haven't been to Amsterdam in a while. I must check this out. Wonder if I could manage a weekend in Copenhagen, too, when the weather's warmer.
I LIKE D cups (especially since I'm not one) -- and would be quite happy to help with the unhooking...
Sorry. I need to find a girlfriend -- SOON!
Posted by: AmerInParis | December 20, 2006 at 12:48 PM
Is there a nuclear power plant in Holland?
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 20, 2006 at 12:49 PM
Besides, there are other parts of the female anatomy that I find just as, if not more interesting.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | 12:08 PM on December 20, 2006
Exactly!! The dark meat on a woman is just as nice (that would be legs and thighs in case you are wondering). You CANT go aftermarket with legs and arse, but ya can on the white meat!
Posted by: Chaz | December 20, 2006 at 12:51 PM
Amer, good luck! you'll have to watch out for the stampede of blog guys heading out there. Blurk's got guns too.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 20, 2006 at 12:53 PM
I've read that the champagne glass was modeled on Marie Antoinette's breasts; a quick Google search turned up many, MANY interesting links, but only a few pertinent to this story.
Posted by: Clean Hands | December 20, 2006 at 12:53 PM
I'd be quite happy to check out the dyke situation for you, Annie.
Most definitely NTTAWWT
Posted by: AmerInParis | December 20, 2006 at 12:54 PM
Punkin - thanks for reinforcing my decision not to have kids. i have the D cups naturally. if i had kids i'd be like the girl that had the J cups and have to get a specially engineered harness. you actually made my day.
Posted by: wickedwitch | December 20, 2006 at 12:54 PM
Yet another reason to go to Holland this summer.
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | December 20, 2006 at 12:57 PM
*prefers going for the strudels*
Posted by: Siouxie | December 20, 2006 at 12:58 PM
or the cheese: Edam, Gouda, yum...
or the chocolates...
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 20, 2006 at 01:02 PM
Hm. Never heard it called "strudels" before, but okay.
Posted by: Clean Hands | December 20, 2006 at 01:02 PM
WW, I think heredity has a lot to do with that. I was a D before kids and still am. I nursed both kids and my ramparts are still nice & firm & perky. Everyone I show 'em to says so(just kidding). On the other hand, I have a friend who is a B with no kids, only 2 years older than me and she looks deflated, IYKWIM. I think a lot of it just has to do with genetics. Remind me to thank my mom.
Posted by: casey | December 20, 2006 at 01:05 PM
um...whatever did you think I meant, CH??
*whistles innocently*
you know I've got a sweet tooth...
ec!! cheese and chocolates too! yummmo!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 20, 2006 at 01:05 PM
Somebody hand blurkie a bib. He's drooling again.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 20, 2006 at 01:07 PM
Q: whats better than roses on your piano?
A: Tulips on your organ
I'd go to Holland for the tulips
Posted by: Chaz | December 20, 2006 at 01:11 PM
Snork @ CH's 12:26
I love it when someone manages to quote Firefly.
Posted by: Juggler of Geese | December 20, 2006 at 01:11 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....D cups
*drooldrooldrooldrool*
Posted by: blurk | December 20, 2006 at 01:11 PM
Since all the boys are on their way to Holland, looks like it's just us girls.
Hey, casey (the roofer), B cups aren't always deflated. Maybe posture or genetics? Sorry, but I gotta stand up for my size!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 20, 2006 at 01:11 PM
And BTW, I have never ever had any complaints about my D's being more than a handful...
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 20, 2006 at 01:12 PM
Hey, nobody's complaining -- just standing up for the more-efficiently-endowed around here.
Posted by: Clean Hands | December 20, 2006 at 01:14 PM
One of my favorite lines, JoG. Missed seeing that show when it was airing; never even heard about it until it was too late. :-( However, I do have it all on DVD now.
Posted by: Clean Hands | December 20, 2006 at 01:16 PM
Thank you, CH.
ec - maybe you couldn't hear them complain because they were suffocating. ;)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 20, 2006 at 01:16 PM
Annie, not putting Bs down (har), just saying I don't think size has to do with shape, more of a genetics thing, IMHO.
Posted by: casey | December 20, 2006 at 01:18 PM
Gotcha, Casey. Guess we don't have to settle this argument by mud wrestling after all.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 20, 2006 at 01:21 PM
Well Annie, most seem quite able to verbalize. So, I don't think they were gasping for air...
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 20, 2006 at 01:21 PM
casey, i have to go along with the genetics, although in my case in reverse. my mom had D cups before she had me and now is flat as a board. she swears that i stole her boobs!
Posted by: wickedwitch | December 20, 2006 at 01:22 PM
I personally think that we ought to have some impartial judging to settle it.
blurk, DPS, ya with me? Where should the pictures be posted?
Posted by: Clean Hands | December 20, 2006 at 01:22 PM
Oh, and Annie, your roofing comment reminded me: I'm very excited about Christmas, I think I got a skill saw from my folks...plus I purchased a new drill a few weeks ago that I haven't used yet (need to get a drill bit set)...I have a few home repair projects I'd like to do during the holiday vacation. WooHoo! I'll strap my Ds down with duct tape so they don't get in my way! I love playing handi-woman!
Posted by: casey | December 20, 2006 at 01:23 PM
ec - I have big hands.
As Mrs. Dread's D's will attest to.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | December 20, 2006 at 01:23 PM
I find this story somewhat confusing... a few illustrations would have been sooo helpful :)
Posted by: Dave_no_not_THE_Dave | December 20, 2006 at 01:23 PM
Funny, I love playing handy-woman, too! Oh, wait, you don't mean as an instrument, but as an avocation, eh...?
Posted by: Clean Hands | December 20, 2006 at 01:24 PM
I believe Punkin is the expert in this area. Care to weigh in Punkin?
Posted by: casey | December 20, 2006 at 01:25 PM
Thank you, DPS.
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 20, 2006 at 01:25 PM
*goes off to the "B" corner*
I'll stay away from the mud wrestling with the D gals...I don't wanna get hurt!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 20, 2006 at 01:25 PM
mrs. stuffin had no breasts at all when i married her (a fact i'm sure will earn me brownie points in heaven) after three kids and 20 years of marraige she has two lovely little handfuls that have the bounce and graceful curves of a 20 year old....
(stairs dreamily into the distance resting chin on hand)
(elbow slips, forehead bounces off desk)
"what happened?"
Posted by: mudstuffin | December 20, 2006 at 01:26 PM
CH, impartial judging is definitely called for.
After the ladies finish mud wrestling.
*pulls up ringside seat*
Posted by: blurk | December 20, 2006 at 01:27 PM
there was a story on the blog a while ago about how dutch men and women were now the tallest in europe...glad to see the ramparts are keeping pace!
for the gifts of the dutch we give thanks
for rembrandts, van goghs and anne franks
but taken together, hands
ramparts and 'nether'lands
are what really will draw in the Yanks!
Posted by: insomniac | December 20, 2006 at 01:27 PM
casey - cool! Last year I got a new cordless power tool combo - sander, saw, etc. I'm refinishing my front door next week!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 20, 2006 at 01:28 PM
Awright Annie, you are making me jealous....maybe we should rassle?
Posted by: casey | December 20, 2006 at 01:29 PM
wait - i didn't say i'd wrestle no girl!
Posted by: mudstuffin | December 20, 2006 at 01:29 PM
I don't do mud...
(not as in "mudstuffin" but rather as in clay/dirt mixed with water)
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 20, 2006 at 01:30 PM
insom - "there was a story on the blog a while ago about how dutch men and women were now the tallest in europe..."
-that measurement was taken when they were lying down. That might help explain this story.
*goes off to find a dutchman to make me 'fly.'*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 20, 2006 at 01:31 PM
casey - I love girls in tool belts.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | December 20, 2006 at 01:31 PM
DPS, where exactly is the tool belt in that photo?
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 20, 2006 at 01:34 PM
Binford never looked better.
Posted by: Clean Hands | December 20, 2006 at 01:34 PM
Pictures for judging can be posted lots of places.
Video of mud wrestling goes on YouTube.
And for anyone who "don't do mud", we have Jell-o available.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | December 20, 2006 at 01:35 PM
Weren't the guys supposed to be on the bus to Holland?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 20, 2006 at 01:36 PM
Much more acceptable, but will need to have someone help lick it off. Line forms to the right, fellas.
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 20, 2006 at 01:37 PM
Those scientists from Holland (the Hollandaisse?) are big into hands on research!
Posted by: jon | December 20, 2006 at 01:37 PM
Alright - there was no tool belt in that first picture, but there were tools on the pegboard.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | December 20, 2006 at 01:38 PM
Okay, I got the 200-lb sack of lime jello poured into the pool - who's first in?
Posted by: Clean Hands | December 20, 2006 at 01:39 PM
*gets on queue for Jell-o cleanup
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | December 20, 2006 at 01:39 PM
Nice drill.
Posted by: Clean Hands | December 20, 2006 at 01:40 PM
I'm a very busy man. However, I will sacrifice some of my valuable time to referee the blog beauties' nekkid mud and/or jello rasslin'.
For free.
Posted by: blurk | December 20, 2006 at 01:40 PM
Ohhhhh, thanks again for the clarification, DPS. You being a guy of the male gender, I guess we can overlook the technicality. Tee-hee-hee.
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 20, 2006 at 01:40 PM
I was not going to comment any more on this thread but I just have to say:
Lime jello is my FAVORITE!
Posted by: casey | December 20, 2006 at 01:42 PM
Busy, my @ass. Then, why are you holding ticket #1 from the next-in-line service dispenser?!!!
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 20, 2006 at 01:43 PM
Delete additional "a."
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 20, 2006 at 01:43 PM
Exactly.
NEXT in line.
After me.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | December 20, 2006 at 01:44 PM
I was gonna say the only mud I do is in my face...but that would not sound good.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 20, 2006 at 01:44 PM
That ticket??!!
I thought that was for the art show/charity auction.
Posted by: blurk | December 20, 2006 at 01:44 PM
*blinks eyes all innocent like*
Posted by: blurk | December 20, 2006 at 01:45 PM
AND I was going to say..jello is for eating...but again...
nevermind.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 20, 2006 at 01:45 PM
blurk, you're a bit slippery ..what with all the drool...sheesh!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 20, 2006 at 01:47 PM
WAKE UP, SIOUXIE!!!
You fell asleep for a moment there.
Blurk, okay, I get your reference. I'll back off.
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 20, 2006 at 01:48 PM
Huh? Back off?
You're expected in the ring in 2 minutes.
Posted by: blurk | December 20, 2006 at 01:51 PM
sorry, ec...had a stoopid client over here...
I came back and there's tons of jello all over the place...that's why I was confuzzled.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 20, 2006 at 01:54 PM
Shhh blurk. Not so darned loud. You want my boss to hear?!!!!
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 20, 2006 at 01:54 PM
Da-yam.
I just did the calculations to figure out how much lime jello powder it would take to fill an olympic-sized pool, and the answer I got was 495 tons.
Check my math, willya? Lime jello typically comes in a 3-ounce packet, and takes 2 cups of water. Olympic-sized pool holds approximately 660,250 gallons of water; this works out to 10,564,000 cups. Erk! Divide by 2 to figure out how many 3-ounce packets of lime jello are needed, and you get 5,282,000. This is 15,846,000 ounces of lime jello powder, or 990,375 pounds, or 495 tons 375 pounds.
Take-home lesson: if you seek to be a serious practical joker, bring a big budget and a dump truck.
Posted by: Clean Hands | December 20, 2006 at 01:55 PM
um...I'll take your word for it, CH.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 20, 2006 at 01:57 PM
Is lime a good flavor for everyone?
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 20, 2006 at 01:57 PM