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It's probably the ONLY thing the United Nations would be good at. Sorry. Need more coffee and gumballs.
Posted by: fivver | December 21, 2006 at 09:26 AM
OMG, penises have gone metric??!
Posted by: Suzy Q | December 21, 2006 at 09:34 AM
Experts and experienced Japanese women are coming...
Must be international orgasm day, no?
Posted by: Siouxie | December 21, 2006 at 09:35 AM
Siouxie - no. That's tomorrow.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | December 21, 2006 at 09:36 AM
Boy, I um er Well I had something to write, but I think I'll pass.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | December 21, 2006 at 09:37 AM
White American men were my biggest disappointment... .
I'm more than a little offended by that comment!
Posted by: jon | December 21, 2006 at 09:40 AM
White American men were my biggest disappointment. I can see why the survey ranked their size below the Japanese. They don't try anything new and barely do any foreplay. They just go through the motions, but then scream out like mad while they're doing it. They'd have to be regarded as pretty useless at sex.
Mrs. Dread would so totally disagree with this assessment of one White American man.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | December 21, 2006 at 09:41 AM
The French have got an inordinate interest in anal sex.
That's because their leaders keep their heads there!
Posted by: jon | December 21, 2006 at 09:42 AM
And I think that it's safe to say that Ms Shimako Iwai is just a it of slut, too if she's slept with that many men.
And in January, she'll be coming out with the elf findings.
Posted by: jon | December 21, 2006 at 09:44 AM
Ms Shimako Iwai is probably one of them American celebrities in disguise.
Posted by: Anonymous | December 21, 2006 at 09:45 AM
Perhaps while the United Nations checks into this, they could also verify European breast sizes?
Posted by: AmerInParis | December 21, 2006 at 09:48 AM
ohhhh...I'll try to remember that, Chris...thanks!
(about the orgasm day...not Mrs. Dread's assessments). (which I'm sure are well deserved).
Posted by: Siouxie | December 21, 2006 at 09:49 AM
Favorite lines: Africans also have incredible stamina and endurance. No wonder they always win those marathons."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 21, 2006 at 09:51 AM
To Jon re: his comment on French politicians...
Now, now! Some of us live here -- there -- I mean, some of us, well, er, one of us here lives in France and doesn't think the French politicans have had their heads anywhere that other politicians in other countries haven't. ;-)
Anybody follow all that? Nevermind...must be time for a coffee and a DELICIOUS FRENCH PASTRY!!!
;-))))
Posted by: AmerInParis | December 21, 2006 at 09:52 AM
not to discuss past history, but the Japanese were lying through their teeth. i'm sorry to have to say that but, come on, having to part the hair to find it is NOT larger than the average American male. i will not go into all of the gory details, but no way will I ever believe that.
Posted by: wickedwitch | December 21, 2006 at 09:53 AM
Weeeeeeeeee!
Penises & coffee. Does it get any better?
Posted by: casey | December 21, 2006 at 09:57 AM
Don't you start with the french pastries again, Amer!!NOT FAIR!!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 21, 2006 at 09:57 AM
Siouxie - I heard about it on the radio this morning, but my work firewall is protecting me from searching on the term 'orgasm'. Could you possibly find me a link, please?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | December 21, 2006 at 09:59 AM
Lemme try, Chris....
and casey?? it does get better...a simul!! wooo hoooo!!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 21, 2006 at 10:01 AM
Siouxie,
Sorry, but the pastry store is right next door and I can hear the chockies calling.
Meanwhile, if I ever stop eating pastries, I could ask around to see what folks around here have to say about French men and report back....
Posted by: AmerInParis | December 21, 2006 at 10:01 AM
Scuse me while I go smoke now....
Posted by: casey | December 21, 2006 at 10:04 AM
Come Together For Peace
I found this, Chris...so yep...tomorrow!!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 21, 2006 at 10:07 AM
Siouxie - YOU ROCK!!
Strappy Sandals and chocolate for your efforts.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | December 21, 2006 at 10:12 AM
Yeah, I knew about tomorrow's holiday, the Beatles told me about it:
here come old flat top
he come groovin up slowly
he got, googoo eyeball
he want a holy roller
he got hair down to his knees
got to be a joker
he just do what he please
come together, right now, over me
Posted by: casey | December 21, 2006 at 10:14 AM
Proudly displayed in this article is a picture of the new 2007 commemorative Mah Jong tile, "Happy Long Dong Bell."
Posted by: Nebbisk | December 21, 2006 at 10:15 AM
Think the French men are trying to over compensate for something? Like loosing wars?
My memories are struggling to breath from all the chest hair that kept hitting me ...
Memory loss from chest hair? Interesting....
Posted by: kibby F5 | December 21, 2006 at 10:16 AM
ooooooooooo my favorites!!! Thanks, Chris!!
*goes off to get ready for world peace*
Posted by: Siouxie | December 21, 2006 at 10:16 AM
Not too sure about the whole hot coffee & penises deal, Casey... sounds a just a bit dangerous to me!
Posted by: jon | December 21, 2006 at 10:27 AM
Somehow, this thread just doesn't measure up for me.
Does it give anyone else the willies?
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 21, 2006 at 10:47 AM
Snork at Pirate!
Aww, Jon, don't be such a chicken! Where's your sense of adventure, huh? Haven't you ever heard "no pain, no gain"?
Posted by: casey | December 21, 2006 at 10:49 AM
For those of you with digital cameras:
http://www.elfyourself.com/
This is a free site which allows you to upload a 1mb .jpg picture, and turns you into a dancing elf
You can then mail that picture, or post the link to it.
Very cute. Way off-topic, but cute.
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 21, 2006 at 10:50 AM
Mmmm... pastries.....
Huh? Uh, no, I don't know what happened to that pie.
Posted by: Clean Hands | December 21, 2006 at 10:51 AM
BTW Jon, are you French or Italian? Why am I asking? Well, er, um, no reason really, just curious....
Posted by: casey | December 21, 2006 at 10:52 AM
CH?? got caught with your streudel in the pie again??
Posted by: Siouxie | December 21, 2006 at 10:55 AM
I measured and I'm well beyond 16 millimeters. I must be a stud.
What? Centimeters? Oh, never mind.......
Posted by: Steve Bradford | December 21, 2006 at 10:56 AM
Next to tha penis article was this:
http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/photospecials/graph/061221bestpicks/1.html
(I don't know html.)
Posted by: fritchbeetle | December 21, 2006 at 11:31 AM
I'm a good Scotsman, Casey (and I had to get the extra long kilt, if ya know what I mean.
Posted by: jon | December 21, 2006 at 11:46 AM
Sorry that I was late to this string (was in a meeting), but.. um.. where do I sign up to help with the research?
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 21, 2006 at 11:48 AM
My favorite web-comic, xkcd, has a good cartoon on this issue:
http://xkcd.com/c194.html
Posted by: xkcd fan | December 21, 2006 at 11:53 AM
OMG Jon, thanks for that visual, scuse me while I tie a bib around my neck...gotta protect the keyboard ya know.
Posted by: casey | December 21, 2006 at 12:01 PM
ROFL @ Casey!
They say a picture is worth 1000 dribbles of drool, Casey...
Posted by: jon | December 21, 2006 at 12:06 PM
*hops on a plane to Scottishland*
Land of the Loch Ness monster...
coinkidink?? I think not!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 21, 2006 at 12:06 PM
Sx, back off girl, I'll fight for that one!
Posted by: casey | December 21, 2006 at 12:08 PM
Siouxie, I'm right there with you. Pick me up on your way to MIA!
*checks to ensure that flight not stopping in LHR - don't want no foggy delays*
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 21, 2006 at 12:13 PM
Ladies (and I use this term losely), there are plenty of
loch ness monstersum...Scotsmen for all of us!Posted by: Siouxie | December 21, 2006 at 12:20 PM
throws an extra "o" to s.
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 21, 2006 at 12:25 PM
Siouxie, how many do ya' think? Hm-m-m-m, can we stop at Walgreen's on the way to the airport. I think we're gonna need more, um... party hats.
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 21, 2006 at 12:27 PM
whoops...thanks for the 'o'!
yay...party hats!!!
glow in the dark?? extra ribbed?? uh..supersized??
Posted by: Siouxie | December 21, 2006 at 12:32 PM
Checks my prescription to see how many refills are left on the "entertainment" helpers...
Posted by: jon | December 21, 2006 at 12:32 PM
fa-lavored, too?
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 21, 2006 at 12:39 PM
You ladies could drive a guy to.. uh, take the afternoon off!
Posted by: jon | December 21, 2006 at 12:43 PM
yummmmy...flavored party hats!
you started it jon the scot!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 21, 2006 at 12:45 PM
Ooh, a multi-tasker: driving & taking off!
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 21, 2006 at 12:45 PM
"Taking off"
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: jon | December 21, 2006 at 01:09 PM
Yeah, but wait a minute & it'll change.
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 21, 2006 at 01:40 PM
"As experienced in penmanship as penismanship"?
Wow.
Anyhow, can anybody help a poor American sap out with all these centimeters? I read it as inches for a sec and was SCARED of the French.
(Incidentally, FRENCH PRIDE!)
-JP
Posted by: JP | December 21, 2006 at 04:48 PM
Somebody forgot to tell the French men that you don't measure from the heal of your foot to your forehead.
Posted by: Brad | December 22, 2006 at 12:48 AM
good one Brad!
Posted by: wickedwitch | December 22, 2006 at 12:31 PM