GOOD NEWS FOR CLASSMATES OF TEN-YEAR-OLD BOYS
You can charge them with assault.
(Thanks to Mike Pontillo)
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You can charge them with assault.
(Thanks to Mike Pontillo)
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"Flatulence" and "sparks" should never be in the same sentence. It's just wrong.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | December 27, 2006 at 03:59 PM
Let me be first to say phewwww.
Posted by: fivver | December 27, 2006 at 03:59 PM
Okay, second.
Posted by: fivver | December 27, 2006 at 04:02 PM
so when my boyfriend flaps the covers at night, i can take him to court?
Posted by: wickedwitch | December 27, 2006 at 04:08 PM
*Sends inmates several of these flatulence pads via UPS, the Brown carrier*
http://www.gasbgon.com/
Posted by: qsman | December 27, 2006 at 04:10 PM
what suddenly comes to mind is the bean scene in blazing saddles. and why do i keep getting the spam filter thing, so i have to type some bunch of goofy letters, to prevent what a spambot? what?
Posted by: queensbee | December 27, 2006 at 04:13 PM
Oh. That stinks.
Posted by: Casey J. | December 27, 2006 at 04:26 PM
Didn't his mama teach him not to..... Oh, right, he was once a ten year-old. Let's round them up and put them in stalls.
Posted by: SippiFoxHunter | December 27, 2006 at 05:17 PM
Assault with a silent but deadly weapon?
Posted by: Nebbisk | December 27, 2006 at 05:24 PM
Cruel and unusual punishment?
...violation of the Kyoto protocol?
Posted by: US Citizen | December 27, 2006 at 05:27 PM
tonight on “Break Out” , it’s Mexican night, with predictable results…
‘that’s the third roommate you’ve shanked this week, Crusher! First there was Jimmy ‘the Colon’, then Sal ‘the Silent but
Deadly’ and then Vinnie ‘Garbage Rectum’ Afflatiosa. It’s solitary for you!’
‘bless you, *brrrrrrrrp* bless you !’ (is drug away)
“i guess we’ll find out if it’s true”
“about smelling your own farts, warden?”
“no, i was thinking more about whether Crusher likes random,senseless beatings… but yours is good, too!”
(first appeared on c-bol's blog)
Posted by: insomniac | December 27, 2006 at 05:42 PM
Please, your honor! Not the gas chamber!!!
Posted by: Stevie W | December 27, 2006 at 05:53 PM
*snork* @ stevie w, who is on a major roll.
(And couldn't the DOC spring for a few Gas-X tabs? It couldn't hurt, and might forestall some lawsuits for cruel and unusual punishment)
Posted by: Betsy | December 28, 2006 at 12:47 AM
I'm guessing he was sentenced to too to farty years.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 28, 2006 at 02:41 PM
And he's from Hershey. Whoa!
Posted by: CandyT | December 29, 2006 at 03:12 PM