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Cow-tipping - ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 21, 2006 at 12:08 PM
True - they WERE udderly stupid.
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 21, 2006 at 12:10 PM
Dear Lord, who knew cow tipping could cost so much time in jail and fines! I'm cancelling Friday nite's plans....
Posted by: casey | December 21, 2006 at 12:10 PM
casey, I thought we were going goat tipping...
(shhhh)
Posted by: Siouxie | December 21, 2006 at 12:11 PM
Goats, cows, who cares as long as we take the orange spray paint...
Posted by: casey | December 21, 2006 at 12:12 PM
"The cow in question received damage to its base as well as damage to the right side just above the udder..."
Wow, that's almost a fell-on-knee.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 21, 2006 at 12:15 PM
I'll bet they're feeling pretty sheepish.
What? Cows, you say?
Never mind, then.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | December 21, 2006 at 12:18 PM
Oh, Annie...why?
That groan actually hurt.
Posted by: blurk | December 21, 2006 at 12:18 PM
cow tipping? how much is a standard cow tip? 15%?
Posted by: kibby F5 | December 21, 2006 at 12:18 PM
Come on now, blurkie -for you, that pun is work-related. And you know how much I enjoy cowporal punnish-men.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 21, 2006 at 12:21 PM
kibby, here's a cow tip for ya:
When standing at the south end of a cow make sure you're either more than 4 feet away or closer than 1 foot away.
end cowboy lesson #647
Posted by: blurk | December 21, 2006 at 12:23 PM
kibby f5 - I'd steer clear of much of a tip, especially if you had to wait for-heifer.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 21, 2006 at 12:23 PM
you enjoy puny men, Annie???
may I suggest a visit to South Korea.
Posted by: Siouxie | December 21, 2006 at 12:23 PM
Annie, annie...I'm beggin'. Stop the abuse now. ;P
Posted by: blurk | December 21, 2006 at 12:24 PM
I'm in the mooood to milk this one 'til the cows come home. That cud be for-heifer.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 21, 2006 at 12:28 PM
Annie - please knock it off. It's getting udderly rediculous.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | December 21, 2006 at 12:30 PM
Maybe I'll move on to another thread and steer clear of Annie's bull. She's bein' really cheesy.
Posted by: blurk | December 21, 2006 at 12:31 PM
*just groan*
Posted by: CJrun | December 21, 2006 at 12:33 PM
you mean moooooove, blurk??
Posted by: Siouxie | December 21, 2006 at 12:33 PM
Y'all hoove to stop this!
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 21, 2006 at 12:41 PM
Oh, lordy, I just can't keep up with this bull session.
Posted by: Clean Hands | December 21, 2006 at 12:42 PM
CJ - didja' get the books?
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 21, 2006 at 12:42 PM
Speaking of the goat, no news is disappointing news.
Posted by: Clean Hands | December 21, 2006 at 12:43 PM
It behoofs us to move on to another topic...
Posted by: Siouxie | December 21, 2006 at 12:43 PM
Hey, Bocken's beard is looking bedraggled. Could be all the um, moisture, drippin out of it...
But then again, it could just be my eyes...
Posted by: casey | December 21, 2006 at 12:46 PM
Snot quite the same but...burger to you all!!!
Posted by: blurk | December 21, 2006 at 12:46 PM
Angus where blurk is moooving? Cowlorado? Mooontana? Cowlifornia? New Mexicow?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 21, 2006 at 12:49 PM
casey, you're probably still drooling over the loch ness monster (iykwim). It's in your eyes too!
Posted by: Siouxie | December 21, 2006 at 12:49 PM
EC; nothing yet. They may come today, but I'm about to hit the road, to try to get ahead of the rain.
Posted by: CJrun | December 21, 2006 at 12:50 PM
I'm not pullin' up steaks and moovin'. I may take some ribbin' but I have a tender loin for this here place.
Posted by: blurk | December 21, 2006 at 12:53 PM
re update -
I bet a standard, police-issue 9mm chunk of lead could have caught the goat.
Jerk Goat. Yum.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | December 21, 2006 at 12:53 PM
Beeffalo?
*groannnnnnnn*
speaking off...I'm off to eat some meat...um..burger*
Posted by: Siouxie *medium well* | December 21, 2006 at 12:54 PM
blurkie - veal just have to see about that.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 21, 2006 at 12:56 PM
Perhaps South or North Cowalina...
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 21, 2006 at 12:58 PM
Annie, I don't calve to and you ain't ropin' me into it.
Posted by: blurk | December 21, 2006 at 01:01 PM
Double udder madness.
Posted by: ubetcha | December 21, 2006 at 01:13 PM
Give up guys. Annie's gonna pun till the cows come home.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | December 21, 2006 at 01:16 PM
ubetcha, we all have a little touch of BSE.
*10 blog bucks for the bloglit who gets that reference without Google*
Posted by: blurk | December 21, 2006 at 01:17 PM
Bovine Spungiform Encephalitis aka Mad Cow Disease. Now give me my money.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | December 21, 2006 at 01:20 PM
*shoots cow to stop the cruel and unusual PUNishment*
Posted by: Siouxie | December 21, 2006 at 01:22 PM
"Encephalopathy"...but close enough.
Spend wisely.
Or don't.
Posted by: blurk | December 21, 2006 at 01:26 PM
EG, go buy yourself a nice steak... and take yer chances!
Posted by: estrogen centrale | December 21, 2006 at 01:38 PM
...and that's the reason that I don't eat burger any more unless I've ground it myself, blurk. :-( McDonalds' chicken menu has been getting better, but it's still not the same as a big 'ol greasy DQP... ummmm.... I'm drooling here. Dammit.
Posted by: Clean Hands | December 21, 2006 at 01:49 PM
CH, I happen to have a bib here you can borrow. May be slightly damp, just wring it out.
Posted by: casey | December 21, 2006 at 01:52 PM
ok...put those bibs away...had my meat (burger). NIce and greasy Wendy's Big Bacon Classic. YUMMO!
Posted by: Siouxie *clogging up her arteries one burger at a time* | December 21, 2006 at 02:31 PM
And, of course Goats of Mayhem WBAGNFARB
Posted by: jon | December 21, 2006 at 03:08 PM
What self-respecting college student only has a 0.097 BAC at 2 am. Just not very respectful of the ole guard I say!
Posted by: PeeJay | December 21, 2006 at 06:43 PM