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she sure shouldn't admit to poaching it!
Posted by: crossgirl | November 29, 2006 at 10:55 AM
that is child abuse!
Posted by: OkieDokie | November 29, 2006 at 10:57 AM
um...no thank you!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Posted by: Siouxie *throwing up a little* | November 29, 2006 at 10:57 AM
Idn't he cute? I'm just gonna tuck his cute little butt in this water.
I like pecans. You know how squirrels like nuts.
Bwa ha ha ha ha!
Posted by: MOTW | November 29, 2006 at 10:57 AM
"Kinda cute, innit?"
Posted by: Clean Hands | November 29, 2006 at 10:59 AM
How can you eat something you think is cute? Does she eat Babies and kittens too?
Posted by: Art Vandelay | November 29, 2006 at 10:59 AM
Hey, better on a sammich than on my power pole. Damned furry little terrorists.
Posted by: Clean Hands | November 29, 2006 at 11:01 AM
*tossing up breakfast*
Does she remind anyone else of a character named Alex Forrest, but on downwers?
Yeah, yeah, I know that was a bunny rabbit, but same effect...
Posted by: estrogen centrale | November 29, 2006 at 11:01 AM
"Melting Squirrels" WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Kid Charlemagne | November 29, 2006 at 11:03 AM
OMG
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | November 29, 2006 at 11:05 AM
Art, kittens, while tender, do not have as much meat on them.
What???
Posted by: Clean Hands | November 29, 2006 at 11:14 AM
&%}@&^@ Websense filter.
Posted by: ubetcha | November 29, 2006 at 11:16 AM
"Its a nice young tender squirrel"
hey grampaw... whats for supper?
Posted by: Dave_no_not_THE_Dave | November 29, 2006 at 11:21 AM
Poached Squirrel Salad... didn't Emerson, Lake and Palmer have an album by that name?
also
that's one way to protect your power lines and children from the foul beasts....
Posted by: russell | November 29, 2006 at 11:27 AM
From the video:
"Why not squirrel melts?"
Why not, indeed. That might be the rhetorical question of the decade (so far).
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Posted by: Chris | November 29, 2006 at 11:32 AM
Hey, if you can't live with 'em, eat 'em. Squirrels make good clutch purses, too.
Posted by: Sherbert | November 29, 2006 at 11:43 AM
I think I'd rather have a squirrel purse than a squirrel lunch. Plus, I heard that they are all on crack. THAT can't be a good thing. Try it once and next thing you know you are addicted to the darned things.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | November 29, 2006 at 11:53 AM
wouldn't it be easier to just hang out under a power line with an open bun and wait for a squirrel to fall?
Posted by: crossgirl | November 29, 2006 at 11:58 AM
This is a joke, surely. (and don't call me Shirley!)
These furry rodents carry a host of bacteria and viruses that cooking may only kill part of.
You'll note that no one on the video actually took a bite of that trash.
Now, perhaps, farm-raised squirrel -- yum.
Posted by: Dr. Doug | November 29, 2006 at 12:00 PM
Oh, for god's sake, I thought that was a joke! PUKE!
Posted by: Beppie | November 29, 2006 at 12:08 PM
Jeff Foxworthy got nothing on her. You may be a Martha Stewart clone if...
Posted by: JEC666 | November 29, 2006 at 12:36 PM
Squirrels melt?
Posted by: AlanBoss | November 30, 2006 at 10:32 PM