WHAT DAD NEEDS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON
Dad needs a bionic hornet.
(Thanks to Jeff Arch)
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Dad needs a bionic hornet.
(Thanks to Jeff Arch)
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Bionic Hornets. What wil they think up next?
Posted by: Baron VonKlyff | November 17, 2006 at 10:44 AM
Oops.... I ran out of l's
Posted by: Baron VonKlyff | November 17, 2006 at 10:45 AM
now that's a GNFARB
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | November 17, 2006 at 10:45 AM
"Yedioth Ahronoth" sounds like yiddish pig latin?
Posted by: ubetcha | November 17, 2006 at 10:45 AM
The real hornets can chase and kill me. I'm alergic.
I don't think they can take pictures, though.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | November 17, 2006 at 10:45 AM
Oh gosh, this is what I need for our IT department. Don't leave me an e-mail that "it is a user issue," then try to hide from me in that maze of cubicles.
Posted by: estrogen centrale | November 17, 2006 at 10:48 AM
Update: Lebanese are reported to be working on nanoswatters.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 17, 2006 at 10:49 AM
Does Britt Reid know about this? Was Bruce Lee involved with the development?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | November 17, 2006 at 10:49 AM
I was hoping for pictures.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 17, 2006 at 10:49 AM
And don't cut me off on the x-way either!
Posted by: estrogen centrale | November 17, 2006 at 10:49 AM
Here ya go, EC.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 17, 2006 at 10:52 AM
How does it kill someone? It's ttoo small to be amed with nuclear missles.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | November 17, 2006 at 10:53 AM
Was it just me or did anyone read that as "bionic helmet" at first glance??
no?
ok...nevermind.
*checks her contacts*
Posted by: Siouxie | November 17, 2006 at 10:56 AM
Thank anyway Meanie, but I work for a call center. Gum is defintely a no-no.
Posted by: estrogen centrale | November 17, 2006 at 11:01 AM
I did, Siouxie, even after I read the article, which I thought made Dave's headline a non sequitor!
I had to go back and look!
Too funny!
Posted by: Eleanor | November 17, 2006 at 11:07 AM
This would be perfect for beltway traffic here in the D of C.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | November 17, 2006 at 11:10 AM
whewwwww El! and here I thought I was going blind.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 17, 2006 at 11:11 AM
Bionic Hornets would accompany Robo-Edgar really well in any upcoming 24 episodes. Jack could carry a few in the Jack-Pack and control them with his Jack-Phone.
Posted by: Baron VonKlyff | November 17, 2006 at 11:12 AM
Trust a woman to read Hornet as Helmet
Posted by: Anonymous | November 17, 2006 at 11:12 AM
Can I get it in green w/ a chauffeur-sidekick named Cato?
Posted by: estrogen centrale | November 17, 2006 at 11:17 AM
You can trust me Anon...really ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | November 17, 2006 at 11:24 AM
Nanotechnology? Is this being created by Mork?
Posted by: casey | November 17, 2006 at 11:29 AM
Would yiddish pig-latin be kosher?
Posted by: Bill | November 17, 2006 at 11:32 AM
*snork* @ Bill. An excellent question.
Posted by: Clean Hands | November 17, 2006 at 11:43 AM
I'm with DPC. With employees rushed to clinics and others complaining that their heads wuz too swoll to wear their hard hats, I still found it necessary to go check out this massive [car-sized!] yellow jacket nest last week. And I took off my sunglasses/ safety glasses as I got into the darker woods. And yes, a sentry popped me right in the eyelid when I was still quite a ways away. And I stumbled blindly back to the crew, where they stuck a bag of ice on my eye and didn't say, 'I told you so!'
Posted by: CJrun | November 17, 2006 at 12:00 PM
Just hope the other guys don't develop bionic fly swatters. Or bionic bug spray. Or a bionic hand. Or a bionic foot. Or a bionic any of the other thousands of things that can kill a hornet.
Posted by: Common Sense | November 17, 2006 at 01:43 PM
I had the Six Million Dollar Mosquito in development but global warming evaporated all my stagnant water.
Posted by: Stevie W | November 17, 2006 at 02:57 PM
lol stevie!
I blame Al *Al* Gore!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 17, 2006 at 03:41 PM
I read it as "helmet", too. What's up with that?
Posted by: Cat R. | November 17, 2006 at 06:04 PM
Watch out, Cat, or Anonymous will diss you too. ;)
When you see bionic, you think metal, not insect - sheesh.
That's a well-known established fact - isn't it??? :)
Posted by: Eleanor | November 17, 2006 at 08:25 PM
I'm a guy and I read "helmet," the first time around.
Didn't Michael Creighton write a book about this?
Posted by: AlanBoss | November 17, 2006 at 11:46 PM