WHAT DAD DOESN'T WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
And also, a good name for a rock band.
(Thanks to Clean Hands) (Really)
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November 17, 2006
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Yeah, uh, my hands are clean because I DON'T have one of these...
Posted by: Clean Hands | November 17, 2006 at 10:20 AM
Woo-hoo! I got a first post on a story I submitted AND it got a yellow flag! Trifecta!
Posted by: Clean Hands | November 17, 2006 at 10:21 AM
Comes with its own jar of Vasiline.
But no gloves.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | November 17, 2006 at 10:21 AM
we just call 'em, "The Little Cell Buddy." or sailor Dan.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | November 17, 2006 at 10:22 AM
And it's own handy carrying case!
Posted by: ScooterRocky | November 17, 2006 at 10:23 AM
YAY CH!! again...I wonder what you were looking for when you found THIS!!!
hmm???
Posted by: Siouxie | November 17, 2006 at 10:23 AM
A rock band? Not so sure about that.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | November 17, 2006 at 10:24 AM
Kudos, CH.
Loved the closing line: Get yo palpation on, word.
Posted by: MOTW | November 17, 2006 at 10:24 AM
dad doesn't want this? damn, need to revise my shopping list now.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 17, 2006 at 10:24 AM
I wasn't searching for nothing; I just stumbled upon a reference to it, and thought that Dave and Judi would want to be alerted.
Posted by: Clean Hands | November 17, 2006 at 10:25 AM
there is definatley a theme going on here today....
Posted by: Chaz | November 17, 2006 at 10:26 AM
TWO WORDS;
EWWWWWW and ICK!!!
Posted by: Mikey123 | November 17, 2006 at 10:27 AM
Hey, smell my finger!
Posted by: DavetheRed | November 17, 2006 at 10:29 AM
bad dave, bad dave! both of you.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 17, 2006 at 10:31 AM
Well, the benefit of this is that no human being has to be a doc's first try at this procedure.
The downside is that it may lull a new doc into a sense that this procedure is no big deal for the patient.
Posted by: Clean Hands | November 17, 2006 at 10:32 AM
Is anyone offended by the term "comment monkeys"?
Me neither.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 17, 2006 at 10:33 AM
Actually, I think I'll get my wife one. That way, she can reciprocate after I get finished her monthly breast exam. (I'll know almost instantly if she gets a lump since I do those exams way more often than monthly.)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | November 17, 2006 at 10:34 AM
Doesn't want for Christmas, or birthday, or Easter, or Flag Day, or 4th of July, or...
You get the picture.
Posted by: blurk | November 17, 2006 at 10:36 AM
no sh!t, CH! maybe this little buddy should have an audio attachment saying things like OUCH!! YOU'RE NOT CHECKING MY TONSILS!! OR DAYAM!! COULDA TAKEN ME OUT TO DINNER FIRST!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 17, 2006 at 10:36 AM
or, "How many fingers am I holdin up?"
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | November 17, 2006 at 10:39 AM
on christmas morning...
one thing that might tell you not to expect grandchildren...
"Look, Ma! No hands!"
Posted by: insomniac | November 17, 2006 at 10:41 AM
Personally I like the link below the article to the Digital Rectal Examination Simulator.
Quote:
And:
What happens if you go beyond the 7cm depth? Does it squeal or something?
And what specifications may change? Is there a 350lber model that could simulate the growing majority of the populous?
Posted by: Baron VonKlyff | November 17, 2006 at 10:42 AM
So this is going to replace coal in the stockings, then?
*cough*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 17, 2006 at 11:00 AM
CH! Just where ARE you doing your Christmas shopping?
And the people on your list... should they be warned??
Posted by: leemedia | November 17, 2006 at 11:10 AM
I already have enough a$$holes in my life, thanks.
Posted by: Suzy Q | November 17, 2006 at 11:24 AM
Egads! and *snorks*
Posted by: CJrun | November 17, 2006 at 11:45 AM
*snorks* for suzyq
Posted by: crossgirl | November 17, 2006 at 11:51 AM
Note to self read *Yellow Caution* next time.
Posted by: billinbossier | November 17, 2006 at 12:02 PM
". . . and a handy carrying case."
Posted by: Dr. Doug | November 17, 2006 at 12:22 PM
If you have two Dads, then one it might be on someone's list, after all.
Posted by: jon | November 17, 2006 at 01:51 PM
I will add nothing......and I mean NOTHING !!
Posted by: Jazzz | November 17, 2006 at 03:13 PM
YIKES! (congrats CH, I think) ;-)
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | November 17, 2006 at 04:14 PM
"Hand carrying case"? Where am I supposed to take this thing?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 17, 2006 at 06:16 PM
Layzee...to gatherings of the usual group of a$$holes, naturally
Posted by: Betsy | November 18, 2006 at 07:28 AM
I admit, I'm...*behind* on my rectal dummy knowledge!
Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week!
Posted by: Kevin Buchanan | November 20, 2006 at 01:15 AM