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November 09, 2006

URGENT THINGS THAT PEOPLE SAY WHEN THEY'RE TALKING LOUD ON THEIR CELLPHONES WHILE THE PLANE IS BOARDING

"I had a tuna fish sandwich in the airport. Tuna fish. Tuna fish. TUNA
FISH. Yes, right, tuna fish. But they didn't toast the bread. No, no, they
didn't toast the... THEY DIDN'T TOAST THE BREAD. Right. They didn't toast
it."

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First!

Is Dave's book still for sale?

Hey Big Tuna!

What? Nobody else watches the Office?

Only if you have toasted bread with your tuna fish

URGENT THINGS THAT PEOPLE SAY WHEN THEY'RE TALKING LOUD ON THEIR CELLPHONES WHILE THE PLANE IS BOARDING
"Dave Barry has a new book out. New book. NEW BOOK. Yes, right, new book. But it's not really about him. No, no, kinda like him but not... NOT REALLY ABOUT HIM. Right. Booger."

I once was forced to overhear a long description of a toddler's diarrhea attack...I can't imagine who that lady had on the other end of the call.

Put on your Department Of Homeland Security Cap, people...obviously, this is a coded message! ;-)

TUNA FISH = small, deadly Weapon Of Mass Destruction

TOAST = Detonate the Small, Deadly Weapon Of Mass Destruction

THE BREAD = Wait until my plane is airbone, however, because I'm carrying a lot of money...

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