UNLIKE HERE, WHERE THEY RUN FOR CONGRESS

(Thanks to RussellMc)

Comments

[Heinrich the Lab Rat]

You couldn't pay me enough to have that job.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Eunuchs that work for...tips?

[Somewhere North]

Maybe it is more in the form of a shake up - you know, you don't pay, I'll crush your balls just like me. Aw, its not so bad.

Either that or they really thought they were paying for a different type of service and just paid 245% tax on that.

[Annie Where-but-here]

What a eunuch idea!

[estrogen centrale]

This is probably going to get me set up for an audit, but... all those in favor of the same physical requirement for all IRS agents, raise your hands.

[Art Vandelay]

So I'm confused. A Eunuch is just a gay indian guy that dances around right?

[Dr Acula]

I would pay up pdq if a bunch of aggressive hairy sari-and-makeup wearing wierdos was occupying my shop. Bad for business.

[Meanie the Blue]

These guys have a lot of....um, nerve(?)... to do that kind of work.

[Beppie]

"Persuasive Eunichs" WBAGNFARB.

[insomniac]

name the movie - "Do you want to be a eunuch all your life?" (no, it's not Dirty Harry)

("I Hear You Knockin' -Dave Edmunds and many others)
You hide your money under the floor
And now you don't pay tax no more
Let's go eunuchin'
Till you let us in!
We'll go eunuchin'
That tax fraud is a sin!

The guv'mint says that you're a cheat
Now your neighbors get a treat
'Cause we're eunuchin'
until your bills are paid
While we're eunuchin'
Like us, you won't get laid!

[Stevie W]

An immigrant Indian eunuch
Was dressed in a bright colored tunic.
"Ich bin ein Berliner"
He said over dinner
"And I soon hope to return to Munich."

[mudstuffin]

From the new musical, "Eunuchs!"

Daylight
See the dew on the sunflower
And a rose that is fading
Roses whither away
Like the sunflower
I yearn to turn my face to the dawn
I am waiting for your payment. . .

Midnight
Not a trace of your payment
Has you too lost your memory?
are you unaware
of the state of my groin?
when natures sees my nakedness trees weep
And the wind begins to moan

Memory
All alone in your office
I can smile at the old days
I was beautiful then
I remember the time I knew what happiness was
Let the memory live again

Every streetlamp
Seems to beat a fatalistic warning
Someone mutters
And the streetlamp gutters
And soon it will be morning

Daylight
I must wait for remission
I must think of your burden
And I musn't give in
When the dawn comes
Tonight will be a memory too
And a new day will begin

Burnt out ends of smoky days
The stale cold smell of morning
The streetlamp dies, another night is over
Another day is dawning

Touch me
It's so easy to get rid of me
I'll just be a memory
like that boil on your can
If you touch me
You'll understand how serious I am

Look
that wasn't so bad, was it?

[Stevie W]

Xlnt, mud.

[Chaz]

yes, yes, no, no, yes, YES!

[Blondentropy]

Hmmm. At least they'll have plenty of room in their jocky shorts to stuff the loot.
"A Eunuch is just a gay indian guy that dances around right?"

Um, no.

[almne]

So are we going to see transexuals lining up to be hired by the IRS?

though personally I don't see how chopping bits off changes your sex

[almne]

danggit I'm trying to clean up after myself!

[Marine6]

I thought it took balls to be a tax collector.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Actually, tax collectors take balls.

[Siouxie]

The IRS takes the rest...just sayin'

[Stevie W]

Ball collectors take racks. (Billiard joke.)

[nora]

"They often make a living on tips for dancing at weddings and blessing newborn babies"

What????

[eat_black_licorice]

Now, do they really want to be called eunuchs, or is it just male-reproductive-organ challenged?

[Ross]

Oh my goodness gracious me, sir! You cannot be threatening that. They have been doing it to me already. Now pay up all of your taxes or I will be giving your address to some people I know who are having very sharp knives.

[Edgar Greenberg]

"They often make a living on tips for dancing at weddings and blessing newborn babies"

What????

May the baby not grow up to be like me> Unless of course you don't them taxes. Then I may have to "circumcise" him.

[Layzeeboy]

"partial genitals"????

[The Angry Republican]

These are all great ideas. But, we Americans already have hairy guys dressed in bright togas running around dancing and collecting money.

However,
Eunuchs might be a great idea for political office. If only castrated males and frigid women ran for office, things might get done. Scientists say that the human brain only uses 5 % of its power focusing on the task that is at hand. Another 5 % is used for daydreaming. A whopping 80 % is focused on sex. The other 10% is used to gawk at something- (a TV, a computer, a fish, a naked girl, etc.)

Eunuchs could possibly save this great country of ours! The only problem is where would we find a frigid woman who is into politics..?

[WriterDude]

Nope. Too easy.

[Siouxie]

*raising hand like Horshack*

oooo!oooo! I know I know!!!

[Kevin In JAX]

Elect a Eunuch to Congress and protect the pages.

Sounds like a winning campaign slogan to me.

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