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Posted by: chasley | November 22, 2006 at 11:58 AM
I agree, judi. These men just don't realize how much more experienced we are, which could be of GREAT benefit to them. Much more so than perky tits.
Posted by: Suzy Q | November 22, 2006 at 12:00 PM
Take heart! Note the link on the right:
"Older Female Fish Prefer Imperfect Male Mates, Study Finds"
singing "or would you rather be a fish..."
Posted by: Mickle Spiffy | November 22, 2006 at 12:00 PM
Going to my 35th high school reunion this weekend. Sure hope there'll be some male chimps there.
Posted by: ubetcha | November 22, 2006 at 12:01 PM
When referring to human males, you can sefely remove 'old' from that headline and have an accurate representation.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | November 22, 2006 at 12:02 PM
LOL ubetcha...lemme know if you find two and send one my way.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 22, 2006 at 12:03 PM
(within reasonable bounds and within the law, of course)
Did that fix it?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | November 22, 2006 at 12:03 PM
Posted by: Siouxie | November 22, 2006 at 12:03 PM
My neck hurts
Posted by: Cat R. | November 22, 2006 at 12:04 PM
I think so, Chris...nice workin' with ya!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 22, 2006 at 12:04 PM
Ah, thanks.
Posted by: Cat R. | November 22, 2006 at 12:04 PM
Stupid tags. I'm out of practice.
I need a female.
"Honey..."
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | November 22, 2006 at 12:05 PM
...suggesting that the preference that human men exhibit for youthful women is a recent evolutionary phenomenon..
...since the neanderthal age...
Posted by: Siouxie | November 22, 2006 at 12:09 PM
Hey, hey, they're the monkeys
We'll study how they monkey around
But they're too busy lovin'
To cradle-rob like human hounds
They're just trying to be friendly,
So go and watch them love and play
Cause they like the older generation
And they can teach you something today!
(with apologies, as always, to insom and mud)
Posted by: Cat R. | November 22, 2006 at 12:11 PM
Well, all the guys must be chimps here in lovely Charlotte, NC, cuz I haven't dated a man my age in 10 years. I'm not sure what that says about me or my dates.....
Posted by: casey | November 22, 2006 at 12:12 PM
"lineage sometime after the lineages giving rise to humans and chimpanzees diverged" Apparently these scientists have already found the missing link. Was it Paris Hilton?
Posted by: lance | November 22, 2006 at 12:12 PM
so they get to skip menopause AND be desirable to younger males? wonders where she can sign up to be a chimp.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 22, 2006 at 12:12 PM
As a human male of the guy-type gender, I think I am safe in saying that we don't necessarily prefer younger women, we prefer hot women.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | November 22, 2006 at 12:13 PM
Jeez DPC, where didja get my picture?
Posted by: casey | November 22, 2006 at 12:16 PM
This study is biased. The chimps can have young and old females if they want. We have to choose.
Posted by: Art Vandelay | November 22, 2006 at 12:18 PM
Crossgirl-
I hear they don't shave their legs either.
Posted by: Mickle Spiffy | November 22, 2006 at 12:19 PM
Thank you, Chris ;)
Posted by: Siouxie | November 22, 2006 at 12:20 PM
Don't be so hasty, crossgirl. I think they get to skip menopause because they're dead by the time it would set in...
Personally, I'd opt for alive with hot flashes... not that it's applicable to me. Instead, I have a ridiculous sportscar and a bad toupee to look forward to.
Posted by: Clean Hands | November 22, 2006 at 12:21 PM
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Posted by: mudstuffin | November 22, 2006 at 12:22 PM
YAY mud!!!! I want I want!!!!
CH - don't forget that enlarged prostate thing...
Posted by: Siouxie | November 22, 2006 at 12:23 PM
next time someone asks if i want to engage in some hot monkey lovin', they're getting carded.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 22, 2006 at 12:24 PM
Oh, yeah, thanks for reminding me of that Siouxie. (You'll find the lump of coal in the same place as last time. I swear it's coal this time.)
Posted by: Clean Hands | November 22, 2006 at 12:29 PM
smoooooooooooochies to CH!! :-)
Posted by: Siouxie | November 22, 2006 at 12:31 PM
Hmmm... I think it's because they know what they're, ahem, doing. I'd go with an experienced person who knows what she wants any time.
Posted by: ScottMGS | November 22, 2006 at 12:33 PM
I agree Scott, older female chimps are way more experienced...why do you think Tarzan always hung (HA!!) out with Cheeta??? hmmm??
Posted by: Siouxie | November 22, 2006 at 12:35 PM
"Hey there cute young thing, is that a bannana or are you just happy to see me?"
Posted by: Hot Mamma Chimp | November 22, 2006 at 12:37 PM
Nice song, Cat. R!
Posted by: stevie w | November 22, 2006 at 01:01 PM
Then I saw her face
Middle-aged lemur
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm love, ooooh, whoa
I'll do a lemur
I couldn't leave her
Aged behind.
Posted by: stevie w | November 22, 2006 at 01:06 PM
Nothing I could say here would end well for me.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | November 22, 2006 at 01:10 PM
SNORK at Stevie!
Posted by: Casey | November 22, 2006 at 01:27 PM
it dawned on me that jane goodall, an older female, spent an awful lot of time with young chimps. coincidence?
Posted by: crossgirl | November 22, 2006 at 02:25 PM
It'sa Wrap Party [wrapping Blog-book neice presents]. Which reminds me of the 'country' song Kathi Goldmark did with the RBRs Saturday night, about vintage ladies and hot young boys; and Daniel Handler's high harmony "Hormones."
The High Harmony Hormones WBAPrettyGNFARB.
Posted by: CJrun | November 22, 2006 at 02:54 PM
Thanks, Stevie!
Back atcha!
Posted by: Cat R. | November 22, 2006 at 03:35 PM
Sidebar with ad for Botox...
*petitions Krishna to be chimp in next life*
Posted by: CandyT | November 22, 2006 at 03:58 PM
Cheer up, chimpanzee
Not too old for me
I'm a
Daydreamin' lemur, and you
Star in my dream...
Posted by: stevie w | November 22, 2006 at 04:31 PM
I I I I I'm not you're real stepson
duh, duh, .....
Posted by: CJrun | November 22, 2006 at 05:57 PM
What does that have to do with the story?
Posted by: Stevie W | November 22, 2006 at 11:44 PM