THE HOLIDAYS ARE COMING!
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I don't wanna know what that Dora is exploring ...
Posted by: MOTW | November 20, 2006 at 11:28 AM
Yikes Dora! you little tart!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 20, 2006 at 11:30 AM
Whoa! I hope the sound chip in that toy is careful screened...god forbid that it be misunderstood!
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | November 20, 2006 at 11:31 AM
"Interactive pet - fun for all!"
Yeah that's what it looks like to me alright.
Posted by: KCSteve | November 20, 2006 at 11:32 AM
"Interacts with you and other Aquapets!"
But I don't KNOW any other Aquapets!
Posted by: ubetcha | November 20, 2006 at 11:33 AM
"I'm just a toy whose intentions are good.
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood." ♫
Posted by: MOTW | November 20, 2006 at 11:33 AM
My rugrat has grown out of Dora, but is anyone else just a little skeeved out by the fact that this toy is a PERSON suspended in water? Oh, and it kinda looks like a (Ahem) male part. This is wrong on too many levels.
Posted by: sthnbelle | November 20, 2006 at 11:36 AM
oh. my.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 20, 2006 at 11:36 AM
Aquapets are silly interactive pets that love to play with you. Watch them dance. Hear them chirp.
Watch me spew coffee out my nose.
Posted by: fivver | November 20, 2006 at 11:37 AM
And here I thought I didn't LIKE Dora. Wrong again.
Posted by: baligurl | November 20, 2006 at 11:39 AM
The Patrick pet at least make a little bit of sense.
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | November 20, 2006 at 11:41 AM
We truly live in an enlightened age.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | November 20, 2006 at 11:43 AM
Get your daughters started off right with our educational toys ....
YIKES!
Did the manufacturer forget to look at a prototype?
Posted by: Ellasmom | November 20, 2006 at 11:44 AM
um...what type of batteries are needed for this toy??
*just wonderin'*
Posted by: Siouxie | November 20, 2006 at 11:44 AM
so very wrong....
Posted by: russell | November 20, 2006 at 11:45 AM
siouxie, i was just about to ask if it vi.... never mind.
Posted by: judi | November 20, 2006 at 11:48 AM
Dave, does this get added to the Christmas Gift Guide?
Posted by: Hammond Rye | November 20, 2006 at 11:50 AM
i'll just add that to my christmas list right after the vibrating soap.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 20, 2006 at 11:50 AM
No judi, but it does dance and chirp!
Posted by: fivver | November 20, 2006 at 11:50 AM
And it does everything in Spanish, so it's a learning tool.
What?
Posted by: baligurl | November 20, 2006 at 11:52 AM
Um, honey...mommy needs to borrow Dora for a while...
Posted by: Bill | November 20, 2006 at 11:52 AM
judi!! dmta!!! LOL
Posted by: Siouxie | November 20, 2006 at 11:53 AM
"Aquapets are silly interactive pets that love to play with you. Watch them dance. Hear them chirp. Theyll even play a song. Aquapets react to you and their buoyant buddies so let the floating fun begin."
Replace "Aquapets" with "pen!s". That is all.
Posted by: casey | November 20, 2006 at 12:06 PM
"And then there's that whole Dora thing." (C-bol)
Posted by: MOTW | November 20, 2006 at 12:08 PM
WARNING on this one-
Sorry, Dora, but Harry Potter's broomstick has you 'beat.'
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 20, 2006 at 12:09 PM
One of the comments on that site noted this toy is fun for the hole family!!!!
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
Posted by: casey | November 20, 2006 at 12:10 PM
I guess I shouldn't suggest this as a gift for my neice.
Off topic: Has anyone else sent in items and have them bounce back as Un-deliverable or delivery failure. I had 2 from last night and one this morning.
Now back to the regularly scheduled Silly-ness
Posted by: Juggler of Geese | November 20, 2006 at 12:13 PM
Annie! you and that broomstick again!!
I do agree that Harry beats Dora.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 20, 2006 at 12:18 PM
Siouxie - as you know, I got a million of them. Another WARNING - Christmas is for giving.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 20, 2006 at 12:22 PM
Heck, that Dora phallus only takes 2 AAA batteries. My toy takes a car battery.
Posted by: casey | November 20, 2006 at 12:23 PM
Man, that Dora's got balls to be selling that toy! :p
Posted by: ShadowKatmandu | November 20, 2006 at 12:25 PM
crosses hello kitty shoulder massager off the christmas list.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 20, 2006 at 12:25 PM
While I agree that the shape is a little off (what in god's name were the designers thinking?!), I also agree with sthnbell. "Hey kids! Let's see how long Dora can hold her breath!" I mean at least the Spongebob one makes sense. Thoug when I first saw it I thought it was a Dora the Explorer themed seamonkey set.
Posted by: almne | November 20, 2006 at 12:30 PM
Okay, you guys aren't going to believe this but, yesterday, I was at the bookstore and I was looking through the Christmas stories (because it's almost that time of year). You guys won't believe what I found! It was a new book by...
Hey, why is everybody snickering?
Posted by: ScottMGS | November 20, 2006 at 12:39 PM
Somebody wrote a book?
re Dora: Oh, dear...
Posted by: Mrs. Wheezer | November 20, 2006 at 12:41 PM
So this explains why Judi ordered 28.
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | November 20, 2006 at 12:47 PM
And if you click on Dora it's gets bigger! At least the picture does....
Posted by: Kathybear | November 20, 2006 at 12:48 PM
you can get it for less if you order it used. ewwwwwwwwwwww
Posted by: crossgirl | November 20, 2006 at 12:56 PM
un pene?
Posted by: Mikey123 | November 20, 2006 at 01:01 PM
*SNORK* at Dave's link wording.
Posted by: angene15 | November 20, 2006 at 01:06 PM
I do not want to know what Dora is exploring in that thing.
Posted by: Jemmy | November 20, 2006 at 01:14 PM
I'm sorry, MOTW. I repeated you. Blame the migraine, please-- I am usually more observant.
Posted by: Jemmy | November 20, 2006 at 01:16 PM
"Swiper, no swiping!"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 20, 2006 at 01:17 PM
Good one, Annie.
Posted by: Jemmy | November 20, 2006 at 01:19 PM
angene, I was going to make the same observation! :-D
Posted by: Clean Hands | November 20, 2006 at 01:21 PM
Hey, that Dora toy looks just like a ......Johnson! Drop down and give me 25
Posted by: shredder | November 20, 2006 at 04:38 PM
Don't worry Jemmy - nice to share a braincell with you!
*loves Jemmy some D0ve dark chocolate & a quiet padded room*
Posted by: MOTW | November 20, 2006 at 04:58 PM
one thot that pops up in my mind is a parody of the "What does a 500-pound canary say as it walks down a dark alley?" joke ...
"Whut does the ... um ... larger than average ... person say when it is "lonesome"?
"Here, kitty, kitty, kitty ..."
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | November 20, 2006 at 09:02 PM
They took the link down!!!
Posted by: Jeanettera | November 22, 2006 at 09:12 AM
Amazon de-listed the toy, but here's what all the fuss is about:
Dora the Explorer Toy?
Posted by: Brent | November 22, 2006 at 10:34 AM
We.. baught one a while back, and it was... fun... for me...
no im just teasing,hilarious though
Posted by: Aquagirl | March 13, 2008 at 11:57 PM