POSSIBLE NAME FOR A HIP-HOP ARTIST
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Aren't most bigamists generally referred to as "butts?" Or worse?
Posted by: Clean Hands | November 27, 2006 at 11:37 AM
Particularly by their fourth wives?
How anyone could keep up with more than one is beyond me, anyhow.
Posted by: Clean Hands | November 27, 2006 at 11:44 AM
Talk about a butthead.
*rimshot*
Posted by: Brainy Jello | November 27, 2006 at 11:49 AM
When asked to explain himself, the cigarette man exclaimed, "I want to stop getting married. I just can't break the habit."
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | November 27, 2006 at 11:53 AM
Do they make a patch for this sort of thing?
Posted by: blurk | November 27, 2006 at 11:54 AM
Well, at least he's not a filthy smoker.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | November 27, 2006 at 12:10 PM
What a ash hole this guy is!
Posted by: Mikey123 | November 27, 2006 at 12:41 PM
He'll be the most popular guy in prison, though.
Posted by: ubetcha | November 27, 2006 at 12:48 PM
Four wives and child support, too? What a drag.
Posted by: WriterDude | November 27, 2006 at 01:06 PM
Does this bigamist make my butt look big?
Posted by: casey | November 27, 2006 at 01:30 PM
No good deed goes unpunished.
Congrats to sharon!! Good story!!
Posted by: Eleanor | November 27, 2006 at 02:09 PM
Oh, my. Has anyone else checked out his website dudecigarette.com?
Posted by: sarah o. (scat) | November 27, 2006 at 03:34 PM
4 wives? I think this is an overzealous prosection. Has not Mr. Douglas 'Dude' Cigarette suffered enough?
Posted by: Judge Chas. | November 27, 2006 at 05:29 PM
Sexist humor at its finest.
*eye roll*
Posted by: Eleanor | November 27, 2006 at 05:52 PM