NAKED MEN IN THE NEWS
Featuring one of the best leads we have read all day: In further news of the misadventures of people who are naked, a naked man on crack was pulled from the jaws of an alligator in Florida on Wednesday.
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Well, it is the day of the naked man, isn't it.
Yech.
Posted by: Clean Hands | November 30, 2006 at 12:09 PM
first?
so, is it dangerous to be naked in Florida?
Posted by: OkieDokie | November 30, 2006 at 12:10 PM
Key quote: "At the time of writing, the condition of the alligator is unknown."
Stuffed?
Posted by: Clean Hands | November 30, 2006 at 12:10 PM
naked kinda man! It must be Thursday. Thanks, judi. It's a start.
"The man – identified as 45-year-old Adrian Apgar – lost his left arm in the alligator attack, as well as suffering severe injuries to his right arm and left leg. His right leg is believed to be fine."
-whew! I was very concerned about his right leg.
And I'm quite relieved the 'crackodile' is ok.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 30, 2006 at 12:10 PM
hehehe...I see his 'crack' too!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2006 at 12:10 PM
Judi and Siouxie, you stop teasing those alligators right now!
Posted by: Hammond Rye | November 30, 2006 at 12:11 PM
That's a stock photo, Siouxie - I kinda doubt you want to see the half-eaten nekkid man.
Posted by: Clean Hands | November 30, 2006 at 12:13 PM
That's not crack; that's the new cleavage.
Posted by: Beth | November 30, 2006 at 12:15 PM
Darn, Darwin almost won.
Posted by: Juggler of Geese | November 30, 2006 at 12:16 PM
This just in - the alligator is suing because the human contains less than 2% brains. "This is not as advertised," claimed the beast.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 30, 2006 at 12:16 PM
In this case, I think it was the gator that was rescued...
Posted by: estrogen centrale | November 30, 2006 at 12:16 PM
At least the human the alligator tried to eat was well-baked.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | November 30, 2006 at 12:17 PM
CH, half-eaten schmeaten...naked is naked!!
and yes I KNOW that was a stock photo...but it showed crack.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2006 at 12:20 PM
*snork* @ Annie
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2006 at 12:20 PM
Apgar - Sort of an aptonym if his score is low.
Posted by: Kirsten | November 30, 2006 at 12:21 PM
"They had responded to several reports from members of the public that screams had been heard coming from the lake, at around 4 o'clock in the morning."
I've never heard a member scream. Especially not in public.
Posted by: casey | November 30, 2006 at 12:22 PM
What gave it away, Siouxie? The fact that he still had his arm, or the caption underneath? :-D
Posted by: Clean Hands | November 30, 2006 at 12:22 PM
Kirsten - I was thinking that, too. (Apgar is a test used to determine the health of a newborn)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 30, 2006 at 12:28 PM
I noticed, CH.
I'm smart that way ;P
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2006 at 12:28 PM
why did they waste the manpower trying to save this fool. now he's not really eligible for a Darwin award.
Posted by: wickedwitch | November 30, 2006 at 12:31 PM
but he's edible.
to the crock at least.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2006 at 12:33 PM
Aw man that was my crack smokin arm.
Posted by: Art Vandelay | November 30, 2006 at 12:34 PM
see what i mean about the available men in my area? sigh. i'm so proud we made national news again. last time it was the guy who got his member stuck in the hotel pool filter.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 30, 2006 at 12:36 PM
*snork* @ Art
Posted by: blurk | November 30, 2006 at 12:40 PM
crossgirl, I'm telling ya... we need to move to Alaska!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2006 at 12:44 PM
Siouxie, y'all stop by on your way up to AK and I'll take ya to a rodeo.
Posted by: blurk | November 30, 2006 at 12:59 PM
I hate to break it to yas, but the guys in Alaska are just as dumb. Only their injuries typically involve disfiguring frostbite and run-ins with bad-tempered bears. (Which would also be disfiguring, if the guys survived.)
Posted by: Clean Hands | November 30, 2006 at 12:59 PM
crossgirl, Siouxie - we need to move to Australia.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 30, 2006 at 01:01 PM
Siouxie, don't you know crack kills?
Posted by: Mr. Completely | November 30, 2006 at 01:01 PM
On the news last night here in su.so.ca. I heard that Shamu ate the bottom half of his trainer. Really.
Posted by: Eleanor | November 30, 2006 at 01:01 PM
Shamu just held him under water twice, the trainer is recovering.
Posted by: Juggler of Geese | November 30, 2006 at 01:05 PM
blurk, with lots and lots of cute hunky cowboys?? please?? pretty please?? (getting my "Studs in Spurs" calendar this week).
cg, would you mind a detour??
Annie, WOWSA!! and YUMMO!! I can't decide with
semi-naked studmonth I like best.Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2006 at 01:10 PM
El - the LA Times says the orca was 'improvising.'
Eek!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 30, 2006 at 01:12 PM
Siouxie, did you mean which or did the drool overtake you?
Posted by: estrogen centrale | November 30, 2006 at 01:13 PM
Siouxie - I know! But what a nice problem to have.
(I sent this to the blog goddess, so if she posts it, just pretend like you never saw it before- shhh!)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 30, 2006 at 01:13 PM
whoops...thanks ec. I think the drool did mess up my fingers. WHICH is right. and anyWHICH one is good ;-0
(won't say a word, Annie and I'll just drool all over again k?)
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2006 at 01:19 PM
for some reason, I'm not that cold anymore...
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2006 at 01:20 PM
Yes, Siouxie - this time of year, it's quite warm down under.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 30, 2006 at 01:29 PM
*snork* Annie... UH HUH...and I won't say wet.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2006 at 01:32 PM
ok...I made up my mind! it's May...no wait...Sept.. uh..no...Feb...
Posted by: Siouxie *I love my calendar boys* | November 30, 2006 at 01:48 PM
I think we scared away all the blogger-boys.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 30, 2006 at 01:56 PM
Not scared away.
Just distracted.
Now, which one...
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | November 30, 2006 at 02:07 PM
ya think, Annie???
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2006 at 02:08 PM
DPS, you are once again my hero.
Posted by: blurk | November 30, 2006 at 02:11 PM
welcome back boys...
uh...I'm over HERE!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2006 at 02:14 PM
blurk - start here.
I think Kathy is my favorite.
*waves at Siouxie*
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | November 30, 2006 at 02:18 PM
wow! I can even say it backwards...wow!
Posted by: blurk | November 30, 2006 at 02:22 PM
OK Ladies - this is going to be my 2007 calendar...Enjoy.
Studs in Spurs
*waves back at Chris*
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2006 at 02:25 PM
blurk, you did say there are plenty of these in MT right???
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2006 at 02:26 PM
LOVE the caption:
Grab the year by the horns with these rough 'n ready ranchers! Each ripped guy in the Studs 'N Spurs calendar will remind you that jeans, boots, and a cowboy hat are all a man needs to be well dressed!
how true that is...
*fans self*
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2006 at 02:31 PM
Ladies be sure and buy two or three. I could use the royalties.
Posted by: blurk | November 30, 2006 at 02:33 PM
My my my. I personally like the one with the men in uniforms. Or out of uniforms as the case may be.
Dang. ssslurp.
Posted by: casey | November 30, 2006 at 02:36 PM
SNORK at blurk!
Posted by: casey | November 30, 2006 at 02:36 PM
hmmm blurkie??
It's Studs 'n Spurs not SPUDS
*ducks flying buckshot*
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2006 at 02:40 PM
Just for that I'm gonna take my spurs and go home.
Posted by: blurk | November 30, 2006 at 02:43 PM
awww blurk...you know I love ya!! and yer spurs!!
(you gotta admit that was cute ok???)
come on!!
*saw you smilin'*
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2006 at 02:45 PM
Okay, maybe a little.
I'll get ya, though.
Posted by: blurk | November 30, 2006 at 02:47 PM
*shudders*
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2006 at 02:54 PM
i'll take a cowboy over a man in uniform anyday. not sure where blurk fits into that scenario though.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 30, 2006 at 03:06 PM
cg, can't we have both???
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2006 at 03:07 PM
Let me tell you how it will be
There's a leg for you and an arm for me
'cause I'm the crackman,
yeah, I'm the crackman
Should five percent appear too small
Just go ahead and take it all
'cause I'm the crackman,
yeah, I'm the crackman
Posted by: casey | November 30, 2006 at 03:15 PM
*snork* casey! good one.
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2006 at 03:26 PM
siouxie is guess football uniforms would count, right? i like those!
Posted by: crossgirl | November 30, 2006 at 03:27 PM
ohhhh yummm crossgirl! football yes! that works!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2006 at 03:34 PM
cowboys and football players and firemen, oh my!
Posted by: crossgirl | November 30, 2006 at 03:47 PM
My favorite Cowboys ARE football players. Go Cowboys!!
Posted by: Adora | November 30, 2006 at 04:04 PM
I like 'em too, Adora. They provide an excuse for them cheerleaders.
Posted by: blurk | November 30, 2006 at 04:24 PM
Nice studs, but they sure don't look like real cowboys to me....more brokeback than bareback, IYKWIM.
for blurkie - they're real, and they're spectacular.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | November 30, 2006 at 06:39 PM
*SNORK* @ Annie!!!!!!
uh..blurk?? don't let my snorkage stop you from opening up the link...please LOL
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2006 at 06:57 PM
I'm surprised no one has said it already, but "Nude Crack Men" WBAGNFARB. Oh, wait... no it wouldn't.
Posted by: Captain Obvious | November 30, 2006 at 08:42 PM
Well, there you go. I'd say that this story tells you everything that you need to know about Florida.
Posted by: pervius strangelover | December 01, 2006 at 04:03 PM
Is it dangerous to be naked in Florida
Posted by: club penguin | March 17, 2009 at 08:11 AM
I can even say it backwards...!
Posted by: club penguin | March 17, 2009 at 08:16 AM