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We have reached Minnesota. The flight was uneventful, except when Mrs. Blog went to say hi to her 3-year-old nephew, and when she asked him how he was doing, he answered, really loud, "I farted!"
It is very cold here, but so far things are going smoothly, with no delays at the dogsled-rental counter. I will try to keep blogging as long as my keyboard doesn't fr
Lovell pointed toward the unnatural shapes in Conatser's jacket and pants and said, "You've got something."
(Thanks to many people, but first to Cathy Seidenberg)
(Thanks to John Bunyan)
Featuring one of the best leads we have read all day: In further news of the misadventures of people who are naked, a naked man on crack was pulled from the jaws of an alligator in Florida on Wednesday.
If only there were pictures, this would take care of the naked men directive, also.
(Thanks to DavCat)
Update from Clean Hands in the comments section
It's about time someone spoke out for guacamole legislation.
(Thanks to Joshua Evans)
UPDATE from DavCat: Hmmmmm.
Before you go, go.
It's 80 degrees here in Miami this morning, so my family and I are going to... Minnesota! Really. We have a family event there. We just got a call from our Minnesota relatives informing us that the temperature there is eight. Just plain eight. Mastodons are roaming the streets of Minneapolis. We of course have no clothing that works at eight. We won't get 15 feet from the airport-terminal door before the wolves get us.
The point is that blogging from me will be sporadic for a few days. I'm sure that judi will step in and post photos of naked men pick up the slack.
UPDATE: Actually, judi may be on her way to Berlin.
(Thanks to Valerie)
This is why we never carry deer.
(Thanks to Candy Tutt)
They're changing the way we live.
(Thanks to Philip Caul)
(Thanks to Dogg Fish)
But you can get this.
(Thanks to Bill Verthein)
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
It is out of control.
(Thanks to DavCat14)
(Thanks to Geoff Butler)
The culture.
(Thanks to Chaz Schlueter)
...may be found here.
(Thanks to Neil G., who is going to hell)
According to body-language experts, when athletes lose, they act upset.
(Thanks to RussellMc)
Now they want to take away a man's right to be pregnant.
(Thanks to many people, the first being DavCat14)
...you're talking about the Indian film industry.
(Via Mr. James Lileks)
...and then there are breakups.
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Blogging from me will be light this morning because I have to go to the eye doctor so he can ask me the same question -- "Is it better this way... or this way?" -- 4,500 times when he knows full well that THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO WAYS. Then he will put drops into my eyes to make sure that I cannot identify any object smaller than the Lincoln Memorial. Then he will send me out into Miami traffic.So I may never blog again. HOWEVER I want to remind everybody that if I survive, I will be strumpeting for my Christmas book (which by the way is for sale) tonight.
(Thanks to Mike McNelis)
(Thanks to Mr. Completely)
Take a trip to Merry Olde Scotland (where the health campaigners and pub owners should mind their own freaking business).
(Thanks to Candy Tutt)
(Thanks to RSierra)
A Californian plans to take action. And then maybe order a pizza.
(Also thanks to DavCat14)
(Thanks to sharon share-alike)
The turkeys are fighting back.
(Thanks to DavCat14)
It gets wild at night.
(Thanks to many people, starting with Sara Jacobsen)
Have I mentioned that my book is still for sale? Not only does it weigh less than a fruitcake, but it also tastes better.
Here's the TV version, with video, including action footage of me and a TV personality playing the Butt-Head Game. Journalism: It is my life.
Britain cracks down on lawlessness.
(Via Gizmodo)
The Potty Hammock
You will not find any here.
