HEADLINE-OF-THE-DAY STORY THAT WE WOULD MOST LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR POSTING

(Thanks to John Bunyan)

Comments

[casey]

Let me be the first to say: REPEAT! NTTAWWT

[Siouxie]

this sounds familiar

[OverlookstheRyman]

Didn't want to first on this thread. Good for you casey.

[casey]

Now, if he could just figure out what to do with the hammer, he could carry his toolbox with him everywhere.

[The Dread Pirate Scrooge]

Old story, new headline.
And if he had a CCW permit, I don't see what the problem would be.

[Clean Hands]

Wasn't this blogged before?

[OverlookstheRyman]

Sx, the article is a couple of weeks old, the story is still nuts, tho.

[Clean Hands]

"Ew, you're not going to stab me with that, are you???"

[Hammond Rye]

As long as it is in a 1 quart ziplock bag, what is the problem?

[judi]

okay i thought it was already blogged, but with that headline, doesn't it DESERVE to be reblogged?

also: is reblogged a word?

[The Dread Pirate Scrooge]

It is now, judi.
You just invented it.

[Siouxie]

hmm maybe I read it while looking for interesting articles to send the blog ;-)

what a tool this guy is.

[estrogen centrale]

judi, missed you the other evening at Mr. Blog's signing. Hope the rehearsal went well!

[crossgirl]

i'm just relieved it's that kind of tool.

[Clean Hands]

It's okay, judi - we appreciate the fresh meat.

Uh, wait, that didn't sound right.

[casey]

Question: Blog and Reblog were sitting on a fence.
Blog fell off...who was left?

Answer: Reblog.

OK. Blog and Reblog were sitting on a fence. Blog fell off....who was left?

Reblog.

OK. Blog and *WHAP*

[Schadeboy]

What I find interesting is that they found the man naked. They witnessed the nakedness with their own eyes. Yet he was only booked on suspicion of indecent exposure.

Maybe his nakidity was so obvious that it confused them? I don't know. But I do know that Naked Awls would be a good name for a rock band.

[The Dread Pirate Scrooge]

Is that what they're calling a 'man purse'?

[Eleanor]

Siouxie, I left you a message on the sex ed thread. My e-mail addy is good. :)

[Juggler of Geese]

Ewww.

Just Ewww.

[Clean Hands]

Wait, there's a s3x-ed thread?

[Siouxie]

sex ed?? where?????????????/

[blurk]

Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene.

One more reason I'm a cop and not a firefighter.

[Clean Hands]

Oh, yeah, now I remember. Bleh. Pass the #$@&*! gumballs again.

[CandyT]

A handyman came from Madras
With work habits terribly crass.
He looked like a fool
When he misplaced his tool
Now he keeps it snug, tucked up his @ss!!

[Siouxie]

El - I'll email you the link. I did post it somewhere.

LOL Candy!

[Clean Hands]

Barvo, CandyT. And ew.

[Clean Hands]

Er, "bravo."

[Annie Where-but-here]

Was it a Phillip's Head?

"What I find interesting is that they found the man naked. They witnessed the nakedness with their own eyes. Yet he was only booked on suspicion of indecent exposure."
Posted by: Schadeboy | 12:53 PM on November 30, 2006
Schadeboy - maybe he was very, very hairy...

wasn't this posted before? Kidding! - don't hurt me, judi!

[lance]

If it was a Craftsman awl from Sears he could return it for a new one no questions asked. I think that would be the prudent thing to do.

[Jollymon]

Luckily, he didn't stab himself in the cell phone.

[mudstuffin]

whacking it on a tree stump
with an awl jammed up his rump
a beautiful sight, insane tonight
naked man who lives in la-la land

he's as naaaa-ked as a jay-bird
(in 'frisco, is he a gay-bird?)
let's take him in, suspected indecent
naked man who lives in la-la land

in the park you see a lot of strange things
in the trees and laying on the ground
is he indecent? i don't know, man
consider other things that we have found

later on we will blog it
as he lays there and flogs it
a beautiful sight, insane tonight
naked man who lives in la-la land

[Hammond Rye]

It was an old Craftsman Awl from Sears
That he kept tucked away through the years,
He kept it inside
His hairy old hide,
Might be worse, he could be out screwing deers.

[Bones]

Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.

This really causes me to question what I consider to be or not to be an "incident"

[Clean Hands]

BRAVO!!! Both of you, simply fabulous!

[Siouxie]

very good!!!! mud & Hammond

[lance]

Help me out here, I thought that pleasuring oneself naked on a tree stump in public in California with
an object (AWL from Sears)which obviously represents capitalism's insatiable oppression of the common man is considered "Performance art". He probably has a government grant.

[Clean Hands]

Bones, you didn't happen to attend DLI, did you? I knew a "Bones" there, and have no idea how I'd go about tracking him down.

[Bones]

CH - no, that's not me. There must be another "Bones" lurking out there somewhere.

[Annie Where-but-here]

He was probably just trying to tighten a few loose screws.

[Bones]

It was not immediately clear what Sheehan was on parole for. A person answering the phone at the jail Friday night did not know whether Sheehan had a lawyer.

When questioned, Sheehan was quoted as saying "I have a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in electrical tape that pretty much serves the same function as a lawyer."

[Annie Where-but-here]

*smacks Bones with football helmet*

[blurk]

Uh-oh...anybody seen El?

[Bones]

Ouch!

I'd like to apologize for my last comment.

[Clean Hands]

Careful, Bones, we have some lawyers among us. It's remarkable how little most lawyers enjoy lawyer jokes. Blondes, hell, my blonde sisters collect blonde jokes.

[Punkin Poo]

I guess you can never get too much of a good awl up the ass. Story, I mean.

[blurk]

That didn't come out exactly the way I meant it.
I was worried that El would come zippin' in and hurt Bones for that comment.

[Siouxie]

welcome bank Punkin!! how did the bitchin' session go??

[Bones]

Really, I have nothing against lawyers... El, sorry if that was over the line.

I was just figuring that since this guy lost his last legal battle and is *clearly* a fine, upstanding citizen, he probably blames his lawyer for his current situation.

[Punkin Poo]

It was bitchin'!

(And lunch was yummy, too!)

Was going to do some christmas shopping, but got too full.

[lance]

Silly Bones... lawyers use duct tape, not electrical tape.

[Siouxie]

I like that show...Bones.

just sayin'

[Bones]

That show looks interesting, but I've never seen it. I think Mrs. Bones and I should make sure we catch it sometime.

[Chaz]

all this nakkidness and not one post of Britney flashing the paparrazi....

[Siouxie]

we're trying to rise above that, Chaz...

*snork*

Bones - the show is really good, btw.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Y'awl come backside, here?!

[Clean Hands]

Chaz, does anyone really want to see that.

(Yes, I've already clicked on the [in]appropriate ambiguously-labeled link... and regretted it. Nasty C-section scar, and, oh, I can't go on. Ick.)

[crossgirl]

takes offense at the nasty c-section scar comment. hrmph.

[Siouxie]

me too...pffffffft!

[The Dread Pirate Scrooge]

Some doctors are better at closing incisions than others. No big deal.

[Annie Where-but-here]

me three...pfffft!

[AFKAT THE FROZEN in supposedly mild Vancouver!!!]

Rectum? Damn near killed 'im...

[Clean Hands]

No, no, look, I've NOTHING against a C-section scar - Mrs. H. has a 4x scar there.

No, my problem was that apparently, she has not had a chance to grow back what they had to trim away in preparation for the surgery, IYKWIM.

Aw, crap, I'm not getting out of this alive, am I?

[crossgirl]

nope! not without chocolate and/or big jewelry!

[blurk]

CH, less 'splainin' more grovelin'.

*stands outta the way and wishes CH the best*

[Clean Hands]

*loves great chocolate to all of the offended bloggals*

I'm sorry.

[Punkin Poo]

Speaking of birthin' scars.... (we were, weren't we?)

After my son - with the 16 inch head - was born, the doctor who delivered him (not my regular doctor) was sewing up my episiotomy. And he was sewing, and sewing....and after a while I said "What the heck are you doing down there?" (a phrase I have used many times before and since). His answer was "I'm embroidering my name"
I said "What IS your name?"
He said "Constantine Pantelakos"

I STILL sit on a donut pillow.

[Siouxie]

hmm...nope CH!

besides...what makes you think Twit had any hair in her tw@t to be trimmed huh????

[Siouxie]

and a nice quadruple simul...that'll help...a little!

[queensbee]

eww. anybody seen my awl? ewww.

[Clean Hands]

Well, that's sorta what I was hinting at. After clicking on those links (which I really do regret!), I have no doubt about it.

[crossgirl]

glad twitney wasn't flashing that kind of scar.

[Siouxie]

*snork/ouch* @ Punkin

[Punkin Poo]

I give the quadruple simul a 9.5 - the dismount was messy.

[Clean Hands]

Urgggh. It's like an earwig for the eyes. DPS, got anymore calendar links to help me banish this image?

[Clean Hands]

Actually, cg, if she'd had one, she'd've been flashing it.

Can I get some bleach here?

[The Dread Pirate Scrooge]

CH - see if these will work.

[crossgirl]

dps, don't you have some calendars that feature hot chics with c-section scars?

[Clean Hands]

Cute, DPS.

Hey, speaking of good chocolate, what was that place that someone mentioned a while back that has just the BEST chocolate on the planet?

[The Dread Pirate Scrooge]

I'm at work. I can't search for "Hot C-Section Chicks" from here. You'll need to wait 'till tonight for that.

In the meantime, here are some cheerleaders for CH.

[Siouxie]

*THUNK* @ CH with a football helmet!!

better?

[Clean Hands]

See? I knew I wasn't getting out of this thread alive.

*Ooooo, my head....*

[crossgirl]

wonders if theres a hot men with vasectomy's calendar...

[Annie Where-but-here]

Siouxie - wow, you really hit him. Looks like he might need....some stitches.....bwahaha!

[Siouxie]

Chris, I can wait...really.

*shudders at the thought*

[Annie Where-but-here]

There's a hot bald men calendar on Amazon that I dare not link to from work.
(so I like bald men - shut up!)

[Siouxie]

CH, just thank gawd I didn't aim for the other head.

LOL Annie...maybe we gals can do the honors??

needled & thread???

[Clean Hands]

I'msorryi'msorryi'msorryi'msorryinevermeanttohurtanyone'sfeelingspleaseputthatdownOOOOOOOWWWWWWW

[Siouxie]

hmm depending on the rest of the man, I don't mind bald.

it's kinda sexy (again...depending on the REST) not OldFartMr.McGillicutty bald ya know???

[Annie Where-but-here]

Siouxie - sure, go for it. Thank goodness CH wears stretchy pants. Makes it much easier.

Suction!

[Clean Hands]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

[Siouxie]

should we use something to numb the area??

nah...

scalpel!!!

[blurk]

Good Lord!!!

Hang on Clean!!! I'll try to save ya...

[Clean Hands]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Annie Where-but-here]

Siouxie - no kidding.

[Siouxie]

defibillator paddles!!

SET TO FRY!!!

CLEAR!!!

[Siouxie]

defibRillator that is :)

uh..what procedure are we doing again???

[Annie Where-but-here]

What is that smell?

[Clean Hands]

*thunk*

wake me when it's all over

[blurk]

Annie...Siouxie!!! Look! Something shiny...it's a diamond...covered in chocolate.

For God's sake, Clean...RUN!!!!!