CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS OF THE DAY

The Runner-Up

and

The Champion

(Thanks to leemedia and Schadeboy, respectively)

Comments

[Siouxie]

What maroons!

[baligurl]

leaves finger behind?

[baligurl]

Oh, wait, I think I win that "Stupidest Thing You've Ever Done" game today, and no one had to die. Well, yet.

[Lairbo]

The Iranian robber was tricked by an "Imposter Wizard"? So, it would have worked if he'd found a real wizard?

[KOW]

Sloppy reporting yet again. It's imperative to know whether any of these people have procreated.

[blurk]

I think it is incumbent upon the bloglits to finally come up with a new category of stupid.
Darwin awards don't seem to do some things justice.
Suggestions anyone?

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

How do random statements made in the course of playing a party game necessarily have any connection to a real dead body?

My (15-year-old) daughter, when someone is accusing her of having done something, will frequently say, "Yup. And I was on the grassy knoll, too."

[Siouxie]

I've always called them Morons in the News, blurk...

[baligurl]

For those of you who have 3 minutes to be entertained for no other reason than you have 3 minutes to kill, look to the right of the first article, on top5, and click on the mentos/ diet coke link. Well, worth the money, of which it costs none.

[Stevie W]

For an extra thousand rial, he coulda had the wizard put a staple in his ear.

[Punkin Poo]

I guess that guy now has a NEW answer to "What is the stupidest thing you've ever done"

[mudstuffin]

Okay, we could have the "Punkin" award - for those who commit acts of an extremely embarrassing yet humorous and ultimately harmless nature, the "Blurk" award for impulsive use of a fire arm, the "baligurl" award for unfortunate mishaps involving laxatives, and the "mudstuffin" award for suffering the consequences of being a smarta55.

[wickedwitch]

as part of their punishments' we hope that both of these upstanding morons will be immediately and irrovocably be neutered. and the champion must be neutered with a very-dull serated bread knife. that is all.

[Somewhere North]

Or we could just not name them and award them prizes; here I am thinking of say, a hunting trip with Dick Cheney. Takes care of the whole chlorine in the gene pool thing.

[blurk]

2nd prize: A scenic drive with Ted Kennedy.

[Siouxie]

3rd prize: Internship with Bill Clinton (cigar optional)

[Chaz]

Dee Dee Dee Award winners

[wickedwitch]

oh, now i see how you people are. you go more for the cruel and unusual punishment, except for Siouxie, she's more into the cruel and kinky punishment.

[Somewhere North]

Blurk, siouxie - good suggestions, but the idea is to award them a prize that removes. them from the gene pool. So maybe, say, flying lessons with JFK Junior.

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

Silly robber, you're supposed to ask if they can see you before you snatch the cash.

[Siouxie]

SN - cruel...but true.

well..the scenic ride with Teddy will do that...just sayin'

[Siouxie]

and on that note...I am outta here!

[baligurl]

By, Siouxie. Tomorrow's my birthday, so I'm buyin'! Rest up!

[MareBear]

Bali-The mentos video was fabulous. Is it sad that all I could think of while watching this was how many bees will that attract?? I hope you're feeling better.

[Bumble]

I dunno. I think Mr. Invisible should've won. He was funnier and stupider.

*contemplates the likelihood of finding someone stupid enough to pay $200+ for a fake spell*

*dons black Halloween cloak and pointed wizard's hat*

*wanders off to see the bookman about getting a copy of The Spells of Astoroth*

[baligurl]

Thanks, Mare. The lock-up (cheese sticks) kicked in and I'm moving all the daily meds away from the occasional meds, so that should put a stop to my mishaps. For awhile at least!

[Matt]

Chaz, nice Mencia reference. I'm more in favor of just calling it the "Texan Award" though.

[no]

Did anyone look at the Briefcase is a very dirty bomb link in the bank robbery story?

[Jeff Meyerson]

I'm with Bumble; Mr. Invisible was much funnier and incredibly stupid to boot.

Mr. Invisible & the Wizard Impostors WBAGNFA Iranian RB, by the way.

[Chaz]

Mr Invisible...I wonder if thats his jailhouse name?

[Bumble]

Jeff's with me?

*is startled*

*glances around*

Dang. Apparently he found a real wizard. Jeff, I hope you only plan to use this power for good...

[diverdowndoc]

Anybody notice the dumba55 down here in Lilburn, Georgia? I mean, specifically, the one (on the first link) that left during the robbery because the teller was taking too long.

We are so proud.

[insomniac]

psssst... party game guy! next time, pick 'dare'!

[JimBob's friend]

ok, insom. I dare ya to shoot somebody in the head.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Rats. JimBob promised I would be invisible.

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ah....much better...all you money are belong to me!

[blurk]

Annie, are you losing weight? Why, you're no bigger than a speck.

[Stevie W]

Somebody put a mighty big staple in her ear.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Thanks for noticing, blurkie, I am losing a little.

[ron]

I'm thinking,Take My Necktie Saddam award. I mean the invisible guy's only next door.

[Siouxie]

YAY! Home!!

[Annie Where-but-here]

Yay, Siouxie! Monday's nearly over for you.

[Siouxie]

YEP! just a few more hours for you, Annie.

[Annie Where-but-here]

It's lonely in the west. But fun in the morning when I come in and see all the right-coast frivolity.

[jake]

Doesn't exactly match this post but if you want a real laugh, go here:

http://www.ultimatestupidity.com/index.php/archives/781

[queensbee]

duh. shh. i'm trying to not be seen.