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November 29, 2006
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Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | November 29, 2006 at 03:26 PM
Looks like the kid brought a sword to a gunfight. It's lucky nobody was shot.
Posted by: Clean Hands | November 29, 2006 at 03:27 PM
DO NOT let my youngest hear about this....
yeah stevie!!!
Posted by: crossgirl | November 29, 2006 at 03:27 PM
That kid is lucky to be alive. Someone better 'splain' to him that he's NOT a Power Ranger...Yikes!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 29, 2006 at 03:30 PM
Aaaawwwww, that is so key-yute! Scary, but cute.
Posted by: casey | November 29, 2006 at 03:36 PM
"But Evans said the robber was more startled that Stevie was able to retreat to his bedroom and morph.
*snork*
I used to think I was Gidget. I never pulled a sword on anyone though.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | November 29, 2006 at 03:39 PM
So this is what they mean when they say, "I'll just step into the bedroom and change into something more comfortable"...?
Posted by: Betsy | November 29, 2006 at 03:50 PM
Darned bad guys.
*high five to Stevie*
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | November 29, 2006 at 03:53 PM
You know, if he had proper training, even a plastic sword can poke an eye out...
Posted by: Schadeboy | November 29, 2006 at 04:02 PM
What would Sun Tzu have to say about this?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Scrooge | November 29, 2006 at 04:05 PM
I used to think I was Batgirl. Never got a chance to try my 'bat skills'!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 29, 2006 at 04:06 PM
Siouxie - Now, you're Batmom.
*hums dudududududududududududududududu batmom!*
Posted by: ScottMGS | November 29, 2006 at 05:19 PM
*snork* @ Scott!!
*jumps on her BatMomScooter*
*putt* *putt*
pretty slick, eh??? ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | November 29, 2006 at 05:35 PM
*dons spandex outfit*
Holy Bat Machete, BatMom!
*hops on the back of the BatMom Scooter and holds on (appropriately!) for dear life*
Posted by: ScottMGS | November 29, 2006 at 06:19 PM
'Needs to improve his distinction between fantasy and reality'... gimme a break, the kid is FOUR!
Counselor: "You were very brave, but you really aren't a Power Ranger, Stevie."
Stevie: "Um, okay..."
Counselor: "Let's talk about something else now. What do you think Santa Claus is going to bring you this year?"
Posted by: CandyT | November 29, 2006 at 07:14 PM
uh...Scott?? where were we going again??
*Batmom's memory isn't what it used to be*
*putt* *putt*
(that's my brain, not the scooter)
Posted by: Siouxie | November 29, 2006 at 08:21 PM
Fighting Crime? Dodging boogers? Oh, yeah! Book signings!
*man, this spandex doesn't fit like it used to*
Posted by: ScottMGS | November 29, 2006 at 08:24 PM
snorks all around! Candy, hysterically true!
Um, I ain't saying nothing about the spandex outfits....
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | November 29, 2006 at 08:30 PM
Yeah, Cheryl, rides up something fierce!
Posted by: ScottMGS | November 29, 2006 at 08:33 PM
Welp, I've got to hitch up my gitalong and *putt* *putt* outta here. Hiyo, Vespa, AWAY!
Posted by: ScottMGS | November 29, 2006 at 08:35 PM
Who was that masked spandex-wearing crime fighter??
Oh yeah..
Booger Dodger ScottManGS!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 29, 2006 at 08:55 PM
Thank God my halloween costume still fits.
Posted by: Stevie W | November 29, 2006 at 11:14 PM
Yeah, and it's purple spandex!
Posted by: Booger Dodger ScottManGS | November 30, 2006 at 02:47 AM
OH MY!!Scott...purple...my favorite color! I did have some purple spandex dance pants once.
hmm stevie?? spandex too? please do tell ;P
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2006 at 07:37 AM